Insipid

It was erotic at first, she was floating up and down on ghostie . . . but then ghostie punctured her cervix and then she got consumed by her own vagina and a portal to hell opened 😱

The movie came out in 1997, but the ship sank in 1912, so this scene took place in 1996.

Spaghetti. I'm dieting again, so I may not be eating biryani as much as I used to. Oh well. Save some money.

🙄 Yes. Now clean your crusties.

fuggs said she once got fingered on the tilt a whirl while Hit Me Baby One More Time was playing in the background.

Chicken biryani for the first time this year

I don't even like roller coasters like I once did, but this thing is impressive. This opened just in time for the new year. Top speed of 155 mph, 500 ft drop, and it's about 2 and a half miles long. Also, listen to that orgasmic powerful launch at 2:08

January is dark and bitterly cold, so I don't think there is anything wrong with keeping the decorations up the whole month. It should be gone by February though. All the other stuff, movies and music, will feel out of season starting tomorrow.

💩 BAR HAR HAR

🖕

wow

i have watched dis

I'm glad I no longer work overnight. One year, I had my hand in a deep fryer cleaning it of crud when the new year came. How miserable, but at least it was a double wage shift.

This past year, I have learned to actively ignore certain situations and stop rumination when I notice it happening. Not gonna lie, my mental health has vastly improved. I wish I knew how to do this much earlier in my life. I think I'm gonna experience a vast amount of personal growth in 2026. The world may turn to shit, but I will persist.

OK です

I made ambrosia for the first time ever tonight. It was seriously the easiest dessert I've ever made other than scooping out ice cream. There's more effort into baking cookies that you just put in the oven.

I think I'm gonna let my duolingo streak expire. I've been half assing Spanish lately, and my Japanese really needs attention if I wanna improve it on time for a trip to Japan next year. Duolingo Japanese is pretty subpar. 450 day streak . . . oh well.

pendejo

esta bien

First you do oral, then you do vaginal, then you do anal. HOLEy Trifecta. Otherwise you die.

I received quite a bit of flak on reddit when I mentioned that my parents, who had an international relationship, are the only ones among their siblings who got divorced. They told me my anecdote means nothing and heavily downvoted me. Whatever. 🙄

I usually look through the drawers for the Bible, just to see if they have it. Most of the time they don't but it's a nice surprise when they do. That's all.