Insipid

🙄 "Yeah, that’s a myth. The song “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors (1980) has often been rumored to be a metaphor for masturbation, but the band has repeatedly said that isn’t true. The lyrics are about feelings of alienation, unrequited love, and emotional frustration, not a sexual euphemism. The phrase “turning Japanese” was intended as a quirky expression of feeling strange or transformed, not a hidden code. The masturbation interpretation mostly came from listeners and the press after the song’s release, probably because of how cryptic the lyrics are. But according to the songwriter, it was never written with that meaning." Huh, perhaps this song is now even more appropriate than I thought.

In October 2016, the ASMB is announced to be shutting down and fuggs shows off her hooha for the first time. Everything has gotten progressively shittier since then.

Me too. Looks like you might be

double post shit

I cannot stand the smell of burnt marijuana anymore.

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Jardiance commercials are everything that's wrong with America: type 2 diabetes, pharmaceutical advertising, and worst of all, an annoying ass jingle.

Please stop, ghostrek. Your title scared me. I think I'm gonna cry now.

I went to Best Buy to look at laptops. 8GB RAM for 500 dollars in 2025? Bitch, please.

I think we already made the joke that she singlehandedly bankrupted Red Lobster with that deal . . .

"Applebee's? Hell no, money. You're taking my ass to Red Lobster. I can already taste the cheddar biscuits." *kegelspasm*

And how exactly do you know that the beef curtains are salty? 🤔

I had a very unhealthy lunch that had over 6 grams of sodium. It made me so thirsty. I had to compensate with a very boring dinner that was high in potassium; 3 glasses of low sodium V8 juice, a large banana, a serving of Skinny Pop and whey protein. That lunch seriously was not worth the damage.

fuggs was thinking of you when this was filmed

You let her fart in your face, so I dunno what you were expecting.

I hate the term throwing shade. People who say that need to be sucked into the gravitational pull of the hooha.

And then you find erotic art of Shrek, hands behind his head, standing tall, with his enormous veiny green cock proudly displayed, with a caption of "This is who she left you for."

Adding gas to the woodpile when the fire has burned out.

lupin, please

See? You just made me feel as empty as you.

That's usually something a person who is not ok would say. It's ok ghostie. We can have a group crying session.

Life is beautiful, ghostie. Wanna see fugg's hooha?