Insipid

I have a Gen Alpha brother. I once caught him singing California Dreamin, and all the Christmas classics are much older than him, so.

Negative 10 degrees tonight and no days forecasted to be above freezing for the next week . . . this cold snap needs to end already.

fugg's sausage dip

The best Disney song of all time, imo.

I had come to semi respect her . . . but that's all gone out the window, permanently. She's trying to buy pardons for her sex-offending husband and brother. She's a stupid ho. She can fuck off back to Trinidad.

My mother insists idling the car is necessary in cold weather. I told her that most cars haven't needed to idle since the 90s. Besides, the car heats much faster when you start moving.

Hate this commercial. Just hope someone else annoyingly remembers it.

I watched Spirited Away like 10 times, and I never noticed the hairband before. I always felt the ending made it seem like Chihiro's adventure almost didn't happen. If I had noticed the hairband before, I would have never felt that way, cause it shows everything unmistakably did happen.

Yes, sometimes fuggs has two booty calls a week and sometimes she has one every two weeks!

I went to the store to buy decaf coffee, cause I thought that would be the perfect thing to drink through a snowstorm. It was 8 dollars for 10 Maxwell House kcups. Fucking ridiculous. I was wondering how they would package 10 and when I opened the box it was obviously designed for 12. Aldi sells 12 of their brand kcups for 5 bucks but the roads are gonna be horrible by the time it opens tomorrow morning. Oh well.

Did you know that FCC stands for Fugg's Creamy Cooter?

I really hate the youtube algorithm. I like watching videos on conspiracy theories, but after a few videos youtube starts recommending stupid shit like flat earth. Fuck off.

It wasn't even particularly weird, to be honest. Reddit works for this, but it lacks the community aspect.

Sounds like someone didn't get the reception they wanted . . . I miss poof.

People are so worried about the foot of snow that is coming. Meanwhile, in northern Japan every winter.

Cause she's your girl in your own state, duh. I don't have any southern charm, but you do.

Oh my, you did not need to show you're so excited about fuggs that you're choking the goose.

fuggs lives in the same state as you. Time for a booty call.

shit

Wow, not a single typo. Looks like the world really is ending. 😱😱😱😱😱

Couldn't find the direct quote, and I'm not wasting more time, so this will suffice.

I just finished rewatching Mad Men, so I feel obligated to post this.

Some people have great success on Tinder.