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UwPp

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  1. Happy birthday yackie! Miss you!
  2. Happy day of birth!
  3. I hate doing the dishes. I’m cool with laundry, except putting clothes away. Litter box does suck too.
  4. UwPp

    I fap

    Please tell me more about your erotic toe.
  5. UwPp

    I fap

    Gimme them toe beans
  6. UwPp

    I fap

    Those toes are especially fappable
  7. UwPp

    I fap

    Please leave your farts out of my fapping time
  8. UwPp

    I fap

    I fap for feet hands, actually.
  9. UwPp

    I fap

    Please send more toes
  10. UwPp

    I fap

    I know
  11. UwPp

    I fap

    That one makes me drool.
  12. UwPp

    I fap

    I’ll fap with my shoe hands.
  13. UwPp

    I fap

    HORRAY! I just want the big toes, the rest I’ll feed to the random animals that come in my yard.
  14. UwPp

    I fap

    Just the big ones. They’re super meaty.
  15. UwPp

    I fap

    The fugliest of the bunch makes me fap harder.
  16. UwPp

    I fap

    I’ll give you a dollar and belly button lint just for one more!
  17. UwPp

    I fap

    Just as much as I like your face.
  18. UwPp

    I fap

    Toadly dude
  19. UwPp

    I fap

    To your big toes.
  20. When the beat’s about to drop
  21. Left work 30 minutes early to hate myself Wednesday to get to work 30 minutes early.
  22. Who the fuck decided working today and having tomorrow off was a good idea? I’m tired and miserable and don’t wanna work.
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