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Draw me a picture!

Imagine driving a ford.

I was bumped once. It was the best 10 seconds of [as] fame.

The drama was always the best or people that got voted into categories because of all the troll votes.

You’re my alt.

Accepted the fact that I’m going to be a crazy cat lady and be an emo kid forever. 😐

I always was put down for random things in those threads and then would never make it to the final when voting came. Except one year I won for biggest flirt. It was a proud moment. *tear*

Spam for me homie.

I forget you have to post so much to make that a thing. I’ve got like 200 to go.

Always clap for the shoe hand

No. Never.

Babblers thought they were better than IBers. I stayed away. I still stay away from anyone that makes logical sense. There's still a wiki page somewhere that talks about all the lure of the ASMB. I only have one website that I still love to creep on.

You had me at bewb and then you lied

So proud of you. I’m never leaving my moms basement.

Happy day of birth!

Happy belated!

Crippling old man status is the correct age I like to be

I’ve been doing tequila shots and now I’m awake when usually I’m asleep by 10 pm. It sucks when you have no one awake to entertain you.

What kind of hot porno did I walk into?