I HAVE TWO INTERVIEWS OUT OF THE LITERAL 40 JOBS I APPLIED FOR.
ITS A ST. PATRICKS MONTH MIRACLE.
THIS IS WHY I CALL ST. PATRICKS DAY MY RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY.
NOT ONLY FOR THE BOOZE AND THE IRISHNESS.
BECAUSE THIS IS MY LUCKY MONTH HALF THE TIME.
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Okay I'm done typing in caps and looking like a goon.