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I don’t share pizza. Fucks wrong with you.

Just got a phone call of a friends sister passing away this morning. 😞

I’m eating pizza right meow

Now bring me some Taco Bell

Pffft. I'm putting in too much work now. I'm grabbing 2022 by the ears and ripping them off.

Who you telling? I've been trying to avoid getting this far in life for so long. But here we are.

Welcome to being an adult.

The only way you eat celery is with peanut butter you weirdo.

Wahooo. Got offers from all the interviews. Accepted one. The end.

Got to my interview wayyy too early now I sit here like a doofus in the parking lot. Lurking on the boards.

At first I was like why did he split screen fucking guava fruit? This man really doesn't know fruit does he? Then I actually scrolled down.

I GOT ANOTHER INTERVIEW AND I GOT ACCEPTED TODAY FOR MY BACHELORS DEGREE AND SUCK IT LANDLORD THE GLASSES PLACE REPLACED MY CONTACTS AND I’M SEEING BATMAN AND STILL WRITING TERRIBLE RUN ON SENTENCES!

To all you badass women out there.

Has a sweet beard for left overs *wink wink*

I see Batman tomorrow but I have interviews all week but my adhd has seem to been sneaking up on me but my therapy appts are shoved in between but this run on sentence is atrocious. also the damn landlord won’t send me my mofo contact lenses that the bitch stole. Do I just call the eyeglass place and tell them I never received them? Like what that flying flock do you want to hold them hostage for?

Via mail. It’ll be there in 7-10 business days.

Fucking deal then. I’ll give you all my fat.

Take about 20-40 and I’ll be good.

This is less exciting then the ducks chasing me while having a bag of corn today.

You can take some of my fat too. I’ll allow it.

I’m bundled like an Eskimo but I hung out with my duck friends today.