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Autism Awareness Walk today. American Heart Association walk tomorrow. Idk why I'm complaining rn when I walk more at Disney world than I do in a year.

Nah usually I'm screaming at the cars going down my road to slow the fuck down.

I managed to sleep for 3 or so hours. I'm running on Adderall and caffeine. ... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sleep and I are best friends. So much so I have to take medication so i don't sleep all the time. Come live in UwPland. Sleep all you want.

I would like to thank the tiny germ monsters for giving me the stomach bug. Puking for 24 hours has been awesome.

I'm in totality. My job is closing down at 2 for the apocalypse.

Thank you!!! That means alot.

Imagine having the eclipse through your city. Thank you apocalypse for letting me only have to work until 2.

Update, the 30+ tshirts are complete.

Me working at a cardiology office, patients still call and ask if they're okay to take. Also ask if the docs will prescribe it. I try to hold back my giggles because it's still funny thinking old people having sex. I'm still 12.

Never will I decide to tie dye 30 shirts at once. I look like I'm part of the blue man group.

@André Toulon

@André Toulon

Sir we don't allow replays.

Alright, so Doberman hasn't messaged me in a week so I'm pretty sure I'm being ghosted because I refuse to text him first and seem desperate. Going out with golden retriever again tonight for date #2. Probably not going to be as fun as Doberman after the fact but we'll find out.

Sorry, but cannibalism is kind of an ick of mine.

I watched too much adult swim. That makes me a nerd.

I was hoping the serial killer was different than the rapist. Because if he's hot, then there's some sick twisted fantasies I'd be having. Now my boner is gone.

I shave my beard and mustache. Apparently out growing your significant other is an ick when you have a vagina.

I didn't agree to this day.

Had. I think I might know you.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTmuo2M/

Sooo, date went well. Didn't get murdered...well I may have by the d. But that's a long story. 😅