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This goes out to all the daddy's, sugar daddies, grandpappys, and the Mommas that ain't got no mans and playing both parts. 👌

Ohhh those are all good ones that I was going to say! The wild robot got me good. I was boohooing badly. The Avengers End Game got me too, I was sobbing in the theater and this teenage boy that was sitting next to me complained to his dad.

Snuggly in bed. With a mew mew kitty butt. Is it too early to go to bed?

Happy birthday! I havent seen that user name in almost 20 years.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjpyhmXP/ @[classic swim]

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I don't want to get out of bed. I clocked in. Doesn't that count for something?

I cannot confirm or deny these allegations.

I bought cute fake flowers to wear in your hair.

Socks are prisons to my little piggies. They must be free!

It's okay, I'm always here to help the elderly.

Am I really? Oh lawdy.

It's an oldy but a goodie.

My adhd likes to hyperfixate on stupid shit and ignore my job at hand.

Damn ya'll are old af. I say. As I'm only 33.

There is no 4.

Growing a human inside of you scares the shit out of me. Always has. Ain't drinking the water near anyone either. I've got two preggos in my circle of friends on their 2nd kid. No thanks.

Idk wtf i did, but my tmj is throbbing and I can hardly open my mouth. 😭 lawd just take me out nao.

I need to figure out how to make friends. But that requires me to leave my house. I dress homeless like all the time. That requires me to put clothes on. Where do I even meet friends? Bars are lame. Most of the apps created, around here are terrible. ... You guys are my only friends. ♥️

Happy birthday!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjQHBeXB/ @[classic swim]