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UwPp

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  1. But I did unfuck your mom. That counts right?
  2. That’s right @scoobdog I’m talking about you.
  3. Happy birfyday!
  4. Thankful the cat doesn’t care about my new tree.
  5. Happy birthday!
  6. Having cysts in those ducts sucks. Let me tell you.
  7. Choccy almond milk
  8. I’ve been good. How are you?
  9. Happy birthdayyyyy!
  10. Happy birfyday!
  11. yes it was my real birthday. Fake year because a bunch of IBers kept telling me I was like 80 years old.
  12. Ate some ice cream cake and smoked the devils lettuce.
  13. Thanks love 😊
  14. Damn. Thought I did.
  15. I'm on marijuana. It's not so bad.
  16. I went from energy drinks to coffee. Being awake without being caffeinated sucks.
  17. Let’s just call them ligers.
  18. Never been by myself - only with other people. I don’t have the balls to go by myself anywhere. Especially a strip club.
  19. Take only baths in mayonnaise or lick your grandma’s feet? Once you answer, go ahead and ask a question.
  20. I'm legally able to drink.
  21. That Sex Sportsball Team
  22. Happy birthday!
  23. PET THE DAMN CAT
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