The_annoying_one

Taco Bell (Toxic Hell)

I haven’t spent a dime in probably 3 days now. It’s been pretty nice, other than the fact that I absolutely do not feel like preparing my own food tonight. I guess we’ll see if that changes whenever I actually get hungry.

Knows how to make potholders out of cooked spaghetti noodles.

I can get by on just about 3 or 4 hours of sleep most nights. People who boast about getting a good night’s sleep are just show-offs.

Still buys a newspaper every morning, just to use it as a plate throughout the day.

Sleeps on a bed frame without a mattress.

Marie Callender’s meatloaf TV dinner It’s been that kind of day.

Bought a bean bag chair and replaced the beans inside with mashed potatoes. The stench will never go away.

YouTube is recommending nothing but “meals to eat on a budget” videos to me today. I feel a little attacked here.

Is reopening the Amelia Earhart case and hiring Inspector Trudeau to lead it.

Gaming peaked with the PS2. So much since then has just been lackluster.

Still refuses to go to bars because Semisonic said it was closing time.

The people in this stupid movie aren't even trying to act. I love it.

Has been in search for the perfect hot dog since 1992.

This again.

Goddamn fugus.

Has life-size cardboard cutouts of the cast of “When Harry Met Sally” in her front yard.

Laughs like Woody Woodpecker.

Okay, starting a new policy: If people are so intent on making sure my day begins in the bowels of hell, I’m well within my rights to spread my own bullshit throughout their entire day. Just as soon as I try to get some actual sleep.

Is generating revenue for the movie rights to that argument.