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    Gave John Travolta a wedgie a few years ago.
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    Ordered a pizza.
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    Spent two years in culinary school just to learn how to make the perfect bowl of cereal.
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    Funny how, years later, you can still be paying for the mistakes made by someone who’s not even alive to defend themselves anymore. I think I’m just going to try to forget I exist until at least Monday.
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    I just know this call back I’m expecting is gonna come at the worst possible time.
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    Happy birthday.
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    I'm starting to prefer trash TV over the more serious stuff. It fits with my dwindling attention span better.
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    Is a fat guy in a little coat.
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    Went to Taco Bell and ordered a bowl of just cheese.
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    Puts videos of people's reactions on YouTube whenever I rip one.
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    Is the real life inspiration for Stick Stickly (if anyone remembers that far back).
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    Only eats foods that start with the same letter as the current day of the week.
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    Counts the number of Rice Krispies in a standard-size Rice Krispie Treat before eating it.
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    TV dinner Basically macaroni and cheese with broccoli. It sucked, but that’s the price I pay for not feeling like spending money. Whatever.
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    Put professional shitposter on his resume.
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    Is working on a cover of Counting Crows’ “Mr. Jones” called….you guessed it….”Mr. Hoonie”.
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    Went with Mr. Hoonie to see Larry The Cable Guy perform standup in Vegas.
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    Thinking about my mom on what would have been her 66th birthday.
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    Groans and says “Yeah….that’s the stuff…” whenever he pees.
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    Stares at his neighbors while smiling menacingly.
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    Was the bouncer at the Huckleberry Hound Club.
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