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The_annoying_one

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  1. I was always fairly amused by hubbb. 🤷‍♂️
  2. It’s not even officially Easter yet and I’m already ready for the shit to be over. I just don’t really do holidays anymore.
  3. Eats rice one grain at a time.
  4. Literally everything is trying to piss me off today and I’m letting it.
  5. Cooks bowls of cereal in a campfire.
  6. Would rather be in Jackson Hole, Wyoming right now.
  7. Apparently thinks geese are Pod 6.
  8. Went to law school but was kicked out after a few weeks for drawing dicks in the textbooks.
  9. Drew smiley faces on all of the street signs in her neighborhood.
  10. All I wanted to do was sit down and find a stupid movie to watch and pass the time. But the damn random WiFi outage strikes again.
  11. Most people have a “Welcome” mat at their front door. Mode 7 has a “Go Away” mat.
  12. Is preparing plastic Easter eggs filled with jalapeño peppers for all the little ones this year.
  13. Once went to a store where the cashier said his coupon was no good, so he threatened them with the Judas Chair.
  14. The only person on the ASMB I remember wanting to legit fight was that God-Says-No (I think that was his name) fucker. Most of the crap that goes on here ranges somewhere between kind of humorous and completely forgettable.
  15. Contrary to popular belief, you actually can scroll past shit on the internet that you take issue with.
  16. Was in a very successful tag team with “The Macho Warrior Ric Hogan” until backstage incidents broke them up for good.
  17. Goes to grocery stores and rearranges the shelves while laughing like a madman.
  18. I’ve been blah and kind of headache-y all day so I just went with Burger King.
  19. Goes on exciting adventures with her chimp sidekick, Coco.
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