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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Once lifted an entire car with one hand.
  2. Is hosting a dinner party tomorrow night but no one is invited. It will be live-streamed online.
  3. Once made his own shirt out of recycled paper bags.
  4. Watching a live stream on Netflix where the audio and video clearly don’t sync up is distracting and almost not worth it. But I don’t really have anything better to do tonight, so…..
  5. Puts toasted marshmallows on hotdogs.
  6. Knows what must happen now that my secret has been revealed.
  7. I had some things I should’ve done today but I went with absolutely nothing instead. I have no regrets right now.
  8. Has collected sand from nearly every city in every state. Is now debating whose face to throw that sand in.
  9. Started a joke, which started the whole world laughing.
  10. Is playing the villain in the next John Wick movie.
  11. Sprayed those meddling kids with a hose connected to a container of hot sauce.
  12. You get what you give. If you wanna fuck around, you’ll get no sympathy from me when you find out.
  13. Reddit finally removed the unwarranted warning on my account and restored the “offending” comment with an apology. A small, fairly meaningless win, but a win nonetheless.
  14. Lined her entire neighborhood with bear traps for this so-called “Easter Bunny”.
  15. Was once believed to be Creole Lady Marmalade.
  16. Sausage with peppers and onions, and some boxed mac and cheese.
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