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    Wish Amazon would’ve told me this dresser wasn’t already fully assembled before I bought it. I suck at putting shit like this together.
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    One of us…..one of us……
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    Never had a telemarketer hang up on me before. That was weird. I’m not complaining, though.
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    Has the lyrics to “Mmmbop” tattooed across his chest and abdomen.
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    Has a shrine to Jon Lovitz in his bedroom closet.
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    Is actually a Grazing Duck, but spell check strikes again.
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    That motherfucker got lit! Uh!
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    Doesn’t believe in Yugoslavia.
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    Is the manager/groupie for that band.
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    General Tso’s chicken over fried rice & 2 egg rolls from Hong Kong Express.
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    Once went to a Garfield convention dressed as Snoopy.
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    Maybe it’s Maybelline.
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    Has amassed a large collection of sporks from multiple McDonald’s locations throughout the United States and Canada.
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    In hindsight, spicy noodles and Strawberries & Cream Dr Pepper in the middle of a nasty headache/nausea spell was a really bad idea.
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    Eats soup with a fork.
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    Me responding to your random “touch base” text message is in no way an invitation for you to call me.
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    Taco Bell
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    I love it when my brain decides to just randomly forget common words.
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    Had some things to do this afternoon and didn’t feel like coming home to cook, so I just stopped at Burger King for a Whopper and small fry. It sucked but I don’t care.
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    That feeling when you buy something you haven’t had in a long time, only to instantly be reminded why you stopped buying it in the first place.
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    No, just be thankful you…… Yeah, I don’t know where the hell I’m going with this.
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