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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Once purchased volcano insurance from an 8 foot tall man in a dark alleyway.
  2. Called in as many favors as possible to keep Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood on the air long after his death.
  3. Put Zeni in the Judas Chair.
  4. Collected that hair to make a Billy Corgan voodoo doll.
  5. Starts every conversation with the words “Back in my day….”
  6. Was originally slated to play the Devil character in AEW, but had other obligations.
  7. Owns an autographed copy of Rap Cat’s album.
  8. Signs all important paperwork with the name Bond. James Bond.
  9. People just fucking suck most of the time.
  10. Prowls the local park, stealing people’s picnics.
  11. Only eats at restaurants that begin with the letter D.
  12. Eats mashed potatoes with a straw.
  13. Has a YouTube channel full of lullabies sung in an AI-generated voice.
  14. Did the same thing from the top of the Empire State Building.
  15. Purchased every copy of that porno movie.
  16. Used to be a sketch artist…..
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