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    Thinks potato chips qualify as a vegetable.
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    Is opening a bakery where all items were secretly purchased at Walmart.
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    I really need to stop ordering food with my VPN turned on. They’re delivering it from the next city over when the nearest restaurant location is just a few miles away.
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    Captain D’s. 3 pc catfish meal with fries, fried okra and two stuffed crab shells.
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    Is faster than a speeding bullet.
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    I really don’t have time or patience to sit here and play phone tag with you all day. I’ll give you one or two more chances and that’s it.
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    Replaced the water in the library’s sprinkler system with orange juice.
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    Teaches children at the library interpretive dance.
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    Followed The Dave Matthews Band around on tour for 3 years straight.
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    Once worked as the mascot at Six Flags.
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    Hocked a loogie on an old woman while on the top of that very same ride.
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    Once went to Six Flags carrying six different flags.
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    Is banned from all Six Flags locations for something known only as “The Incident”.
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    You know we’re gonna demand pics, right?
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    Kids ruin virtually everything and I will gladly sacrifice myself on this hill.
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    Stouffer’s lasagna.
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    Would it be unethical for me to build a border wall around my house?
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    Is chomping at the bit for a match against Jim Ross.
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    If I’m already paying a monthly fee for your streaming service, there’s no way in hell I’m paying extra to watch anything on it.
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    Hey, now. I used to do this many years ago. Buys every part of a fast food burger separately and re-assembles it at home.
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