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    Went into a frenzy when Zima was discontinued, and learned how to make it himself.
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    I’m feeling a little introspective right now. I don’t like it. I need a distraction, but nothing is really jumping out at me.
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    Still has a Looney Tunes 1996 calendar on his bedroom wall.
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    Once had “Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!” stuck in his head for about six weeks straight.
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    H-how is it only 7 PM? Stupid daylight saving time…
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    Bowl of rice. I need to get to the store, but I don’t know when I will.
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    Not sure how something as simple as a daily shower can lead to a headache and extreme lethargy, but here we are…
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    Has written many angry letters demanding a new Chip ‘n’ Dale game be released pronto.
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    Once taught a cat to do the macarena.
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    Is a world class fire ant whisperer.
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    Built a moat around his yard and filled it with alligators.
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    Is the 1 out of the 1 out of 5 dentists who never recommends anything.
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    Smothered chicken and corn whenever it’s ready. EDIT: Decided to do some biscuits too.
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    Caramel is grossly overrated.
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    Films himself re-enacting old B-movies, scene-for-scene, playing all characters himself.
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    Puts gumdrops in his apple cider.
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    Only talks to people by using impersonations. His best is Mr. Bean.
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    Chicken strips, mac & cheese, corn.
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    “You can’t criticize music if you’re not a musician yourself” is the biggest load of absolute bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life. Der…okay, random internet jackass…thank you so much for showing me the error of my ways….
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    Knows how to play a cheese grater as a musical instrument.
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