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The_annoying_one

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  1. Named his pet rock Homer Simpson Jr.
  2. Favorite way to insult unruly teenagers is to call them “silly nincompoops”.
  3. Knows how to play Rummy with a deck of UNO cards.
  4. Once played Scrabble with Packard, under the stipulation that the loser has to eat a boiled hamburger.
  5. Music Box: It’s Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBO Max)
  6. Has the power to tag people with nothing more than a cold stare.
  7. I’m just finishing this off tonight. It’s basically just red potatoes, ground beef, onions, corn and black eyes all mixed together. Weird, but better than it sounds.
  8. Will be passing out RC Colas at the Scoob In The Judas Chair Watch Party.
  9. Gas station sandwiches are actually kind of good…in a “you get what you paid for” kind of way.
  10. Was permanently banned from the Empire State Building for laying spike strips behind him everywhere he walked.
  11. Just kind of hoping the plans I reluctantly agreed to in the next few hours don’t end up extending into the evening. I just want leftovers and a crappy movie tonight.
  12. Likes to call about house listings in her area, and ask if the basement is nice and secluded for reasons she refuses to discuss.
  13. Sells volcano insurance on the coast of the Pacific Ocean.
  14. Will only eat chicken on Tuesdays, and only if “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” is playing in the background.
  15. My TV just subjected me to this irritating shit, so my twisted logic dictates I do it to others. Sorry, not sorry.
  16. Oh, I can’t believe I forgot. My pasta tonight had ground beef in it too.
  17. Another one of my random pasta creations. Basically just whatever noodles I have on hand, a few veggies, and alfredo sauce.
  18. Dresses like Popeye whenever he eats spinach.
  19. Has a piercing between each thumb and index finger.
  20. Still Wakes The Deep (PS5)
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