The_annoying_one

Threatened to sue Staples because they were out of staples.

Pepsi is ass.

Taco Bell

I should go to bed earlier than usual tonight. I probably won’t, but I should.

Alright, Kudz! Happy Birthday, dude!

Told the manager of the Cheetah Lounge to step off when he accused Mr. Hoonie of throwing pillows at people.

Has a large cardboard box, filled with many more smaller cardboard boxes. No one knows why.

Today was almost going okay. Why does the bullshit have to start now?

Burritos

His bathroom mirror is a portal to Narnia.

Used to work security on Broadway until she was caught trying to sneak on stage and give the actors wedgies.

Was the inspiration behind Austin Powers.

The dreaded midnight munchies when I just want sleep.

Same, but with Airheads.

Put a screen door on every doorway of his house.

A couple of tuna sandwiches.

Goes to the mall every December to pick a fight with Santa Claus.

I really hate having to rely on grocery delivery because I can’t drive. I ordered some fried chicken from their deli and a couple of easy-to-cook packs of rice. I got the rice, but no chicken. The fuckers waited until after my delivery to tell me it was out of stock. They did refund it, but that’s not the point. Now I get to scrounge around for whatever other bullshit I can eat tonight.

Will be baking an octopus pie for Thanksgiving this year.

I read something a few weeks ago saying that WWE is thinking about using AI to come up with storylines. My thought on this is…they don’t already? I could probably come up with better shit than they do.

Chili