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    Learned everything he knows about home repairs from Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor.
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    I always do this. I buy peanut butter to make quick sandwiches whenever I don’t feel like doing anything else, but then I turn around and eat the entire jar with a spoon. Who am I anymore?
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    Filmed the infamous pool daydream scene in “Fast Times At Ridgemont High”.
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    Hot dogs topped with sautèed onions. They were yummy.
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    I will never willingly drink milk from any animal other than a cow.
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    Grew out his mustache super long just so he could twirl it around with his finger and cackle madly.
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    Spent his life savings to follow Imagine Dragons around the world on tour.
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    Once stole a kid’s ball and played with it right in front of them for weeks just to torment them.
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    Go-to order at McDonald’s is every sandwich on the menu pressed together…..and a small fry.
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    Being able to cough this shit up just far enough to swallow it back down is probably doing more harm than good. I feel like a ticking time bomb right now.
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    Pretzels suck.
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    Or your Super Mario cosplay.
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    We don’t mention his Ace Ventura cosplay days. Oops…..
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    I just have one thing to say about this.
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    Is the leader of an underground street racing circuit where only station wagons are allowed.
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    Grilled some cheeseburgers with a few potato chips on the side.
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