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The_annoying_one

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  1. Stands in the lobby of the movie theater after it’s over to spoil it for everyone else.
  2. Uses butter instead of shaving cream.
  3. The 3am munchies when my ass should be asleep.
  4. This may very well be my new favorite song.
  5. Primary method of communication is via postcards.
  6. Tried out for America’s Got Talent with the special talent of staring blankly at the camera.
  7. Goes to award shows and “interviews” celebrities with a toy microphone.
  8. Only celebrates the odd numbers of the 12 Days Of Christmas.
  9. People who talk on speaker phone in public are the absolute worst kind of people, bar none.
  10. I’m feeling very….truthful right now. Like the “hurting feelings” kind of truthful.
  11. Once tried to replace a car battery with C batteries.
  12. Is the solitaire world champion for 13 years running.
  13. Has a phobia of yellow foods.
  14. Cooks a TV dinner at home, then takes it to a fancy restaurant to eat.
  15. Happy Birthday.
  16. Eats mashed potatoes with a knife.
  17. Broke a shoelace and replaced it with dental floss.
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