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What is she up to these days?

I'm sorry. Whenever I miss my grandma I just watch Red Dragon to remember her properly. I doubt this is universally good advice though.

He would have appreciated the sentiment.

He tenderized the throat muscles to a pink perfection.

New Atheists are just microwaved American imperialists.

The only contact I've had with Adult Swim in like a decade. The boards don't count. Know one knows that better than they do.

Anthony Bourdone.

How do you think I came up with it?

A new hole for the cam shows?

The fox never chases its pursuer.

Short answer is yes. Long answer is also yes.

Make of that miscalculation what you will.

Jeffciao

Ukranians are all fucking Nazis, which is to say that explains a lot.

They only asked him because he has a reputation for making a bush or two burn.

On the upside something bad happened to a Cubs fan.

In the movie Kevin Spacey got his face burned because the boy's svelte buttocks were just too hot for him.

It has aged horribly. Christian Bale's growl voice is evermore corny with the passage of time.

That would clog the series of tubes.

You're the best argument for why churches are taking up perfectly good space in lieu of literally anything else more useful, which is everything else. The same square footage of outhouses would hold less stagnant shit.

I see you're desperate to get a new job.

Yeah I don't particularly believe it. A lot of young women want to pretend that they were the victims of wrongdoing when they think there's some career advancement to be found in it. I always think about the Kobe Bryant thing from years ago in these situations.

Only guilty man in Shawshank.

Honey Nut Clusters was always much better anyway.