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enad

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  1. Yea after I posted it I realized I put the cart before the horse.
  2. That pussy looks a lot like Oscar Mayer bologna.
  3. What happens when an unstoppable Schwartz meets an unquenchable slob crack?
  4. There's a Sandstone joke here but everything I'm coming up with is hack.
  5. I'm assuming you've sought out some sort of Gran Torino phone to accommodate those sausage link impersonators your wife insists are fingers?
  6. The capacity of conservatives to disingenuously nail themselves to the cross never ceases to be hysterical. I control all levels of government yet I'm such an oppressed marginal group woe is me.
  7. Plus given his girth it would also inherently be a date murder.
  8. Citations Needed is excellent. Also MissionLogPodcast for dork shit.
  9. Well, if you couldn't fuck her at least you got to stop screaming "Blue Lives Matter!" at the black customers with her.
  10. Wesley was the worst part of TNG.
  11. This thread on the whole isn't nearly as racist as I was anticipating.
  12. I meant to do that.
  13. Two of my coworkers got their coffees mixed up.
  14. It's why you always need to look up the blue balls value on anything you're trading.
  15. Not since SarahofBorg migrated to one of the poles.
  16. People need to stop dying.
  17. Then you're her type.
  18. In spite of any answer you gave you must have known she was going to nut anyway.
  19. This didn't end up where I expected. Yet
  20. This actually answers the question in her OP.
  21. It was meh. You get less returns with each incremental viewing.
  22. Star Wars Episode IX
  23. SC ends public employee unions.
  24. SC upheld Trump's Muslim ban today.
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