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  1. enad
    That last bit is you just being mean Sponges.
  2. enad
    And most importantly if she says no tell her that you understand. Then when she turns to leave grab her by the shoulders and forcefully sniff her hair from behind. She will consider this flattering in a primal sense.
  3. enad
    Zoo
  4. enad

    Doom thread

    enad replied to NaBarney's topic in Current Events

    SC decided in a 5-4 decision today that racial gerrymandering is legal.
  5. enad
    Then suggest to her that you roleplay ComEd workers and offer her the opportunity to sit atop a telephone pole.
  6. enad
    First tell her that you are a janitor. Then tell her if she was a men's room floor that you would polish the piss off of all her surfaces.
  7. enad
    ?
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    Duck Game

    enad replied to enad's topic in Games

    It is. And I think Rick and Morty is meh, so you know I'm skeptical of AS shit.
  9. enad
    If you tear her in half the gentlemanly thing to do is at least buy her a zipper.
  10. enad
    https://goo.gl/images/1B45FL
  11. enad
    Too mean.
  12. enad
    If this refers to Kevin Smith then it depends on the size of the mop.
  13. enad
    Aubrey Pizza
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    Trinity Blood

    enad posted a topic in Anime & Manga

    I forgot how fucking terrible the ending to this series was. It wasn't even an ending. The last fight just sort of...stopped.
  15. enad
    Have her take her teeth out.
  16. enad
    You could also do the adult thing and play Frasier as the soundtrack of your life.
  17. enad
    Grave of the Fireflies
  18. enad
    It's nearly time.
  19. enad
    Unless you get out in time you are compelled to ROLEPLAY things.
  20. enad

    Duck Game

    enad posted a topic in Games

    This is the only interaction with anything Adult Swim that I've had in a decade. Would anyone like to play with me?
  21. enad
    I did not try this joke. In that joke I compared your dick to an Islamic terrorist hostage situation.
  22. enad
    B**** forget 8 Mile. You ain't 8 inch.
  23. enad
    Squatter's rights.
  24. enad
    Zeni you should place bets on horse races. And by that I mean wager how fast the chicks from OkCupid will run away.
  25. enad
    Birth control being forgetting to bring a ladder to the bedroom?
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