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Pumpkin pie does not suck, it just depends on who's making it. Now if you'll excuse I have an L that needs to be held.

alright. now just hold the fuck on. i make an EXCELLENT whip cream i make a most EXCELLENT pumpkin spice cupcake as well as some NASTY peach cobbler, AND super sweet pecan pie. i HONESTLY FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS. but i'm leaving it. to show my shame.

pecan or peach cobbler. all this other making pies outta just whatever is in the kitchen shit has to stop. but the cool thing is, i usually get the pecan pie and cobbler mostly to myself. except yesterday...I dont know who grandchild that was but I kinda wanted to fight him. How you just gonna take the whole pie off the table...but the cobbler was uncut, so I just took most of it instead. if his ass over there on Christmas, he catching this fade

People already do it's called Dasani

Took Rebecca to the Thanksgiving Day parade. Zeni is currently in a fetal position.

well damn...this went all the way lef.... HOLY SHIT, THE FABLED THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREAD😮 *Bags turkey* 🎤⤵️

see, I couldn't respond to that because part of me wasn't sure if he meant "immortal".

well, for the record...my first reply was indeed serious. But then the thread kinda started circling the drain so I just wanted to have fun talking about selling bath water

Speaking purely as a health care professional, stupid is really hard to kill.

lol. the arc that birthed a thousand furries

Still better than Dasani.

Pumpkin pie is gross. Pumpkin everything is gross. YOU SHALL NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

i have a special spice blend for just that i use it in my yams as well. i whip those up with heavy cream and add the marshmallow. i'm not a fan of the yams, but my FiL loves them and my daughter is back from WA and she loves them tl:dr good n plenty

Do you put whip cream on it?

Is getting ready for his annual Thanksgiving tradition of turkey boxing. It’s exactly what it sounds like. You put turkeys on your hands and…well…box.

It’s just you 😛

Laughs every time he hears the word glockenspiel.

Still likes to pull the hair out of Barbie dolls.

Asked Santa Claus for a glockenspiel for Christmas.

Hates armadillos with a passion due to her being unable to defeat Armored Armadillo from Mega Man X

Did this when Packard showed up on his doorstep looking for Mr. Hoonie.

Made this expression when he accidentally walked in Ghostrek in the shower

Always leaves Santa Claus his special homemade moonshine instead of milk and cookies.

Tried to cook mashed potatoes in a hot tub.

LMAOOOOOOO that Shura reaction face, holy shit lol

LOL Yukio WHAT?! You're gonna bang your hot teacher after all? 🤣 Shura and Rin's reactions. 🤣

Damn Yukio, wow

akward

Oh this was about to get freaky lmao.

Packard Does Dallas

Smurfs himself off to Smurfette every night before bed.

Stuffed Mr. Hoonie inside one of the Thanksgiving Day Parade floats and just left him there.

…….This is literally a non-issue. Raw milk has so many problems. They are all literally solved by one guy: Louis Pasteur. Unfortunately, we live in a society where the stupid listen to stupid people.

I swear I wanna bottle puddle water and sell it as “raw water”. I wanna name it “East New York Rainwater” tag line “it’s good for the soul” that’ll attract all the alternative health freaks

The state of New Jersey is shaped like an ugly fuck.

M. Bovis? I only care about M. Bison.

That bitch murdered her bird. Exactly what do you have to do for its feet to fall off? Torture, I imagine. Go choke on a shittily cooked turkey leg.

You’ve heard of Elf On A Shelf. Now get ready for…

Is currently facing over 25 felonious assault charges in 7 states for several assaults on mimes.

Owns the clump of hair Bret Hart tore off Shawn Michaels head during their backstage fight in 1997.