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My xmas tree this year

I just want you all to know…. I’m drunk and sentimental. I hope you all have a Merry Christmas tomorrow, and your Hanukkah was equally awesome.

The most confusing, bleary-eyed week of the year, December 26th-January 2nd. I don't know what day of the week it is and I'm too scared to ask.

happy christmas. olive juice, old man.

I'm still impatiently waiting to open christmas presents.

and never ass to face. ffs happy ides of march in a few months, if you celebrate that sort of thing.

First you do oral, then you do vaginal, then you do anal. HOLEy Trifecta. Otherwise you die.

A-am I doing it right?

I too want a Grafted blade

Just finished the moonshine he's leaving for Santa Claus tonight.

Has been on the naughty list since 1996 following that incident at a Walmart where she beat up an old lady over the last Tickle Me Elmo doll.

Wants the law of gravity repealed.

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Jesus fucking christ.

Put a 10 ft boa constricter in Ghostrek's bed.

Likes to hide in the shadows at Chuck E. Cheese so he can watch ghostrek get bitch-slapped over and over again.

I find it hilarious that the only thing he disputed was his hairline.

Ah, so you're a victim..THAT actually tracks. You're safe dude.

is REALLY pushing for the word 'disregardless' to become mainstream.

Nope, don't Don't try to understand anything Texas Just put on a 20 gallon hat when traveling through and never completely finish a word, just quarter structured sentences at most "reckon, it hot day" "gee, it hot day" or my favorite "them satanic liberals are possessin our orange hey zeus and causin' him to do and say bad thangs!"

I dont want him to see my Pokemon game collection

turned out it was actually 49 weeks late

ok...well...show us the goods. but seeing the last post, you're a victim in all this. well...i'd probably file a police report and make sure they are banned from the establishment. ... ...

Is REALLY pushing that ghostrek’s a bald headed motherfucker who trickes bitches out at Chuck E. Cheese

goes to starbucks, and pretends it's a library-he SHOOSHES people throughtout his visit.

LMAO ok...checking you out. when i was in my 20's. i was an attractive enough woman, so IF i was looking at an older man, OBVIOUS older man, it would be because how handsome, or distinguish they are. THAT's checking out. the balding middle aged men; only if i caught them staring me down, looking SUPER creepy, OR looks like a balding middle aged actor. stop being fucking creepy. you know what you did here, on this particular thread. i'd say, cut your losses, go back to the mispelling schtick-war mongering-doom and gloom stuff you are good at. otherwise, you'll end up in the 'pedo' catagory of these boards.....and i don't think you'd like living here like that.

Goes to the library to read the dictionary to all the little children every Friday morning.

it's ok...buddy put it out like 3 weeks early >_>

Feels like this when he has to babysit the hoonies.