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Classic movies generally refer to films produced during the "Golden Age of Hollywood," roughly spanning from the late 1920s to the mid-1960s (approx. 1927–1967). This era is defined by the studio system, the rise of sound, and specific, iconic stylistic conventions. Some broader definitions extend this period to include films up to 1970–1975, or define a classic as any highly influential film that is at least 20–30 years old.

My kids do...they have been exposed to everything i watched to further their media intake to more than PlayStation and memes. I think most Gen X/Millennials see it as their duty to show kids things that weren't formulated with prompts and editing software. Blew my son's mind showing him the 80s GI Joe movie.....ALL OF THIS IS DRAWN. Idk what's wrong with your ki....Oh, thats right.... So what are you basing this assertion on, exactly🤔

Looks like Sanji's blasting off again!

Told Dudeco about the time he made Ghostrek crack walnuts using his feet because Ghostrek misplaced TAO's nutcracker.

Has been ducking JLO for 30 years from that Mortal Kombat rematch

Is anxiously waiting for a Damn Yankees reunion tour.

I'm surprised that you didn't make them watch The Giant Gila Monster unriffed.

I remember when I made my girls watch the original Planet of the Apes (it was running on AMC when the first reboot came out). They were so blown away by the end that they made a bunch of their friends watch it, too.

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

Was the real life inspiration for The A-Team's Howling Mad Murdock character.

Tao has kept his secret identity as Peter Griffin private to everyone except Doom.

Threw a surprise birthday party for a friend, but charged the guest of honor admission.

Once wrote a letter to Seth McFarlane, which simply said,

Throws his hands in the air and yells “Oh, the humanity!” whenever ghosty obliterates the English language.

Likes to climb long staircases and leave behind one single hockey puck on each step.

Always feeds his venus flytrap scooby snacks.

Tried to rescue Mr Hoonie from Scoob and Kuds; ended up in Fargo out in a field in his underwear with a Hefty trash bag (the ransom was specific) full of Monopoly $100s.

Informed the warden at the Leavenworth Federal Prison that Mr. Hoonie was making plans to escape.

Cheats at Solitaire.

Obliterated Ghostrek in Ghostbusters trivia.

Filled a fish bowl with Pepperidge Farm goldfish crackers.

Can't seem to get along with his goldfish.

Put a live crab in Ghostrek's pants

Believes Mr. Carswell was framed and that the hermit was really the Creeper.

Sold TAO a tennis racket that he claims he bought from Coco Gauff after she smashed in a locker room but he actually bought at a yard sale,

Threw a tennis racket at Mr Hoonie because he wouldn't take out the trash.

Makes foot smut movies for pizza money.

I put all my most sensitive tax information on napkins from five guys.

broke his hand when he tried to open up a can of spinach by punching the can from the bottom with his fist because he saw Popeye do it in a cartoon.

Got mad at fast food places because there’s never ham on his hamburgers.

Will only eat hamburger buns with the crust side down.

claims to be the instrument in the demise of del taco.

If a business is just adamant that they’re not gonna answer their phones at all, they should at least give people a way to contact them online. Just sayin’.

Used to be a movie critic, but mysteriously vanished from the profession after going through something with Matthew McConaughey known to this day only as “The Incident”.

claims to be a food critic to try and score a free meal. usually ends up having to dine n dash.

Hooks up an airhorn to a ring camera near a long staircase to record it sounding off so he can watch random people tumble down the stairs.

Told Mr. Hoonie that if he ever wanted to see his family again, he had to do jumping jacks for six hours straight.

Gave false information to an anonymous tip line, then kidnapped Mr. Hoonie.

I decided not to watch the new episode of my show tonight so that i'd at least have something to look forward to. that is so fucking sad.

no shave november. i can corn row my leg hair......

next weekend's weather report.

I have. I made you a snow cone, Ghosty.

Made his very own zoo in his backyard with animal crackers.

Called the mayor of Rendville, Ohio to ask if their refrigerator was running.