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And what's wild is that it's to a former member of the ASMB board, that I only had a few interactions with. Kind of crazy how life works. ASMB helped me so much. It gave me so many hours of fun discussions, helped me through dark times, it put me on the trajectory to get my CAD degree, my dream career, and now I met the love of my life on there without even realizing it at the time. Y'all have a special place in my heart that won't go away. Of course you fuckers are all invited, but it'll be in a separate reception hall since I know how all you are. In all seriousness guys, thank you so much, acquaintanceships, friendships, random people that I met once and forget about completely the next hour. You helped shape this chronically depressed young man into the fucking beast he is today. Thank you.

LinaInverse594 She was a massive Slayers fan, still is honestly. She mostly stuck around GAD, she wasn't a frequent poster, said her post count was maybe in the thousands. So I'll give like a brief rundown of what I remember from our interactions. So I had an alt that I used for GAD, and at the time I was really getting into fantasy anime so I made a thread asking for suggestions, and I remember the name specifically since she mentioned Slayers (heard of it, never watched it because of various reasons, mostly time), we have a brief discussion about it, about a couple pages I recall of us going back and forth on it. And I remember her specifically since she got me into Slayers, I watched it and it's one of the few anime I blitzed through in a matter of days. Haha. I think we chatted in DM's a bit about it, but nothing ever came of that. I remember I had like an awkward time where I was avoiding people and didn't want to talk with people so much off the board, so that probably didn't help things. Kind of wild that I could have ended up with her sooner, but frankly, it's for the better, I wasn't in a good headspace, wasn't happy, was depressed a lot, dealt with a lot of dark shit, I'd probably have been miserable to be around.

ghostie and I were having a pleasant discussion about the geopolitcs and European colonization of Southeast Asia. Of course he held quite neocon views, whatever. But then he said that Bangkok should be called Bangpussi. Why, why would he say such a horrible joke? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ok

And for my homey down under the Boardwalk…

Once got suspended from school for putting limburger cheese on the radiator as part of an April Fool's Day prank.

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party.

Got married to this song

Hired Irwin R. Shyster to do his taxes.

Got Ghostrek in serious trouble when he dared him to draw a mustache on The Mona Lisa.

Is currently writing a Star Trek TNG fanfiction where he reimagines Dr. Crusher as an intergalactic pro wrestling champion.

Is wanted for questioning in Tellico Plains, Tennessee in the disappearance of a popular birthday clown.

Went to Mr Hoonie's house in Montreal and left a brown paper bag of flaming dog turds on his porch.

I looked at some a long time ago. Came across a few attractive women in my age bracket on lavalife, but I had to sign off (after making note of the id for one of them who wanted a "nice stable relationship"). When I had the chance to go back, I apparently got into an "alternative" part of the site without realizing it. I searched for the id & the same woman was looking for a married couple to fuck. I checked & it was the same pic & id, then saw I had stumbled into the wrong section. I decided online dating wasn't for me.

Wants to open up a restaurant dedicated to dogs known as the Chateau Bow Wow.

Thank you all guys. Shooting for Summer it looks like. Kids aren't out of the question. (Don't tell her I said that, would like some time with just me and her. ) But yeah good vibes all around, hope the New Year is treating you guys well.

A’HEWWW da big ass BITTTCHHHH don't KNOWWWWWWWW rule #3 is NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES

Ghosty! What did you do to Insipid?!

TAO's childhood hero

Got banned from Walmart for writing the word “poppycock” all over the bathroom walls.

lol nut taps.

I just noticed that the license plate on one of the cars at my apartment complex the "word" fap on it

Is playing the bride in upcoming movie The Bride of Chickenstein

Only nut-taps the ones he loves.

Damn demon cyclops. Get an eyeful tonight at 1 AM! Only Toonami!!

Renji vs. Uryu never looked so good! Note the new start time! Midnight+30, ONLY TOONAMI!!

Come get your Mash on as the showdown with Innocent Zero continues! 1:30 AM, ONLY TOONAMI!

LOL the villains are dancing with Mash too. Took them 2 episodes to arrive LOL. You should've narrated before the narrator. 🤣 Frozen, unable to narrate his own condition.

Yukio finding out the "good guy" organization was rotten to the core all along, like Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. I guess the Knights of the True Cross can claim they are doing things for the "greater good" but still.

Nah I have no desire to try I prefer the old fashioned way of meeting women.

Yeah, its the same lonely people in your area on every app...every once in a while, you run into someone who moved to the area recently. Nothing of value was gained from any of them....but i wasn't looking for anything of value so it worked out fine for me. But if people can get married from meeting on ASMB, then anything is possible, so dont let me discourage you

I’d have to move somewhere less of a shithole for it to be compatible just in concept. And even then, not really. Don’t want to be one of those guys that puts in the effort to go somewhere just to get stood up by a ‘match’ that never intended on going. Much more humility in taking a prostitute to Ramada Inn.

rule # 5 never acknowledge the error

i have. and here we are. but fine. i would hope he would have slapped back at that one. join a community garden. find a therapist. call a hooker. work on a car. go back to school. fix up your house. anything but make this negative bullshit. we ALL know something is going to happen. we are ALL waiting for the shoe to fall. (clap for shoehands) i was preaching it all last year, but i was aware of how preachy i was becoming. but i'll go ahead and say THAT again as well. go DO something in YOUR community TO HELP with the overwhelming feeling of WOE. and the biggest thing, ask the mods to find all of these threads you made, put them in all in one thread. and come back to that ONE thread. /rant

Indeed, fuck the rules. I'm posting fugg's hooha all over the boards. Enjoy.

Rule #3 for Raptorpat Ya can’t keep sayin’ A’HEWWW da big ass BITTTCHHHH Ya can’t keep sayin’ A’HYEWWWW ASS B-BB-BB-ITTTTCCHHHH

Sorry. I farted.

congrants

Who tf even is this....The Chargers equipment manager? At this point, just hire me.

Bar food!

Ackshually, I am convinced that old people make up the majority of FB users.

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