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...... is......the cat shitting on your chest? wtf is happening here

While you’ve taken such meaningful time to hyper analyze my dump... it’s only taken one stray glance awhile back for me to see you made fun of another user for being in a wheelchair. Maybe dial the self-righteous bullshit back a few spaces.

.......These are ghostrek threads you’re dissecting and critiquing while you’ve said you’re out having drinks. The topic was never gonna be centered on the geopolitical ins and outs of Crime and Punishment. And yes, I probably have said something in the past about feces being used as lube. Can’t argue there. I’d say check the opinionated threads in the GD folder but I forget those threads you deemed far too inferior to your sharp and everlasting sociable repertoire.

“Hurrah hurrah dead Internet forums, maybe the party stopped a-rockin’ a merry long time ago” and you’re on my dick announcing you’ll block me on the computer like that’s meant to be stage 4 leukemia. Welcome back Icarus27k.

Christen it with your own farts, obviously.

Makes this face whenever a waitress smiles at him.

Dresses like this when he goes to the beach

The bloodlust is strong in this one.

ghostrek you should go to Buddy’s work in the breakroom and pull down his pants so you can rub your face against those little dark hairs on the back of his legs

Invest in gas masks. My grandson is 13, and every time he opens his door, it's like that scene in The Ten Commandments where the Angel of Death arrives.

I prefer the holiday where clocks go back an hour and I gain sleep. Like tonight.

finally, a lazy day.

Why on your phone....? That sounds terrible. Like games being unplayable terrible.

Should know that it's not for air guitar solos but for air chapman stick performances

Bought every single item listed on the 12 days of Christmas song

Grows potatoes in his backyard for the sole purpose of throwing them at every car that passes by.

Has a mini lynx that lives under her left boob that does all her dirty work for

Makes Mr Hoonie dress up as Ritchie Rich when he sends him out to put money in the parking meter.

always goes to the bank dressed as scrooge mcduck.

Oh....guess its my turn again

Always goes the bank dressed as Mr. Monopoly.

fuck no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Put a mouse trap inside his bag of Halloween candy to catch the person who's been stealing his candy. Minutes later he heard the mouse trap snap and a loud scream and discovered the culprit was none other than Mr Hoonie.

the sun is out at 6:30. I hate this.

BLEACH: THOUSAND YEAR BLOOD WAR EPISODE 23 Marching Out The Zombies 2 The Soul Reapers' battle against Giselle's zombies has been gaining ground, but now they must contend with the zombified body of the late Captain Hitsugaya! Are they equal to the task or will they follow Toshiro into the dark? ONLY TOONAMI

“I do recall there were two towers in New York City, collectively known as The World Trade Center. Pray tell, what would compel a human to fly United aircrafts into such immaculate architecture? Were there geopolitical ramifications for this abhorrant tragedy, my dearest mother?” - Me after my first birthday

🤢

Hate to say it, but I think you answered your own question here.

Oh, that silly mother of yours!

Shima is a double agent, I was afraid of that. LOL I CALL BULLSHIT. That doesn't absolve him of anything he's done.

Teaches a music class where he trains babies to properly play the bongos

Does the Transformers sound effects whenever he changes clothes.

Stuffs his Thanksgiving turkey with marshmallows, bananas and colby jack cheese.

Little did they know that it's the customer that has to be naked.

Is President of the RC Cola fanclub and is also the club's only member.

Is the president of the Hair Club For Men.

Owns the Michael Bolton box set

Dresses like this when she goes to the beach

at some point in his young life, our friend saw something so shocking, he refuses to NOT share it with the world:

This what TAO did to his TV after fully completing Super Mario Sunshine

Makes this face when he’s afraid granny will spank his ass on the side of the road.