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Turns 30 this fall

Incorrect The longest roller coaster in the world is, in fact, my thought process while trying to sleep

is it scarier than young women "checking you out"

Titty Bar of the Dead: Mournful Tits. Coming soon to CrunchyRoll.

And may this year be better than the last. Low fucking bar, am I right?

Money wise - every 2 weeks Orgasm wise - 2x a week or more

This sounds like a label for someone who identifies as a soft bottom.

Attachment got left in the 90s. It's all about doing what you want when you want then realizing you dont want to do shit

and honestly...catching scoob in the quote was OBVIOUSLY a perfect freudian finger slip... yeah...i know what i just did there.

Right?!? You think it can’t get any worse, but then Scoob enters, stage left. 🫠😆🫠

awww HELL NAH!!

It's official. Crapmas is over now. Put your crap away people!

Where’s @[classic swim] when you need him

Much Love, Toonami!

Does that mean you don't wear the school girl outfit anymore?

When I get my dentures put back in, you are gonna get it, mister! Kidding. I just regrow most of my teeth.

^this fuckin' guy

Y'all are old.

Babies. Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

old people. fuckallyall I"M UP... by complete mistake. i should have been in bed hours ago. but that pesky pinot g. haven't seen them in a little while...so we stayed up...watched the stars. then i watched a movie. something with markie mark balding and a plane, and the nerdy guy that got hot donna. anyway....eating neccos. *yup...sheeeerrrr am kuds* happy new year LOL just get your shit done and don't plan it for some next year bs. do it now. ok. love you. good night. sleep tight.

you have to maliciously tag him until he logs on of his own volition

🖕

Fine. WTF Ever.

getting a little choked up here as they speak directly to us.

Did you ejaculate?

Babysitting means I control the TV. Watched the ending of vampire diaries tonight. Bawled. Just like I did like 10 years ago. Anyways, got the 10 year old into sailor moon. I forced it upon her. Just like I've done with studio ghibli movies. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Also they regret eating tbell tonight. She's been farting up a storm.

ew. pervert. filth.

🙄 Yes. Now clean your crusties.

well...pics or gtfo.

Sadly I outgrew that years ago.

Got dam that hot

Gave Mr Hoonie an atomic wedgie before he was sent back to Canada.

Is a habitual line stepper.

Offered DC president tinker toys and wine if they make Freakazoid a member of the Justice League.

Has made it her life's mission to force DC comics to bring back Superman's mullet.

i'm not looking for that old man cringe post he put out there about this...but gross.

You make me feel better about the year we left ours up until March.

Asleep by 10 pm on new years eve. *high fives* Those assholes better not be setting of fireworks. 😡

If that was my lunch that would've been the moment where I would have started my diet.

actually got up to take my old man meds and saw a notification from the work portal.... These mfers tryna play me....The message was stamped at 7:47.... But fuck it, its 11:21 and I'm bout to let y'all know who you playing with. Didn't expect a response because it was so late....but oh yeah, its fkn NYE...Yeah y'all bitches up. So instantly, responses start pouring in. By 12:14, they remembered my fkn name. Laid the boo down, brought in the NY kicking ass. I'm in a great mood

Boy, have I! ...I mean what?

I dunno about that. Have you seen their porn?

It's pronounced "how dare you speak to me" "Day-Us" is also acceptable