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Turns 30 this fall

Incorrect The longest roller coaster in the world is, in fact, my thought process while trying to sleep

and honestly...catching scoob in the quote was OBVIOUSLY a perfect freudian finger slip... yeah...i know what i just did there.

Right?!? You think it can’t get any worse, but then Scoob enters, stage left. 🫠😆🫠

Where’s @[classic swim] when you need him

Titty Bar of the Dead: Mournful Tits. Coming soon to CrunchyRoll.

And may this year be better than the last. Low fucking bar, am I right?

I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

Trained a Doberman Pincher to pinch door-to-door salespeople.

This is structured like corporate disciplinary scripts. A criticism, followed by a positive then ending on another criticism.... Are you HR

Money wise - every 2 weeks Orgasm wise - 2x a week or more

This sounds like a label for someone who identifies as a soft bottom.

Attachment got left in the 90s. It's all about doing what you want when you want then realizing you dont want to do shit

Made Zeni cry when Rebecca accepted his invitation to be his partner for Picitionary night at Disco's house this Wenesday.

awww HELL NAH!!

It's official. Crapmas is over now. Put your crap away people!

Much Love, Toonami!

Does that mean you don't wear the school girl outfit anymore?

When I get my dentures put back in, you are gonna get it, mister! Kidding. I just regrow most of my teeth.

^this fuckin' guy

Y'all are old.

Babies. Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

The elephant is reminding me of this Jim Carrey character from In Living Color for some reason.

THAT'S SOMEONE'S HOUSE, BRO

Kon did something again?!

getting a little choked up here as they speak directly to us.

Did you ejaculate?

Babysitting means I control the TV. Watched the ending of vampire diaries tonight. Bawled. Just like I did like 10 years ago. Anyways, got the 10 year old into sailor moon. I forced it upon her. Just like I've done with studio ghibli movies. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Also they regret eating tbell tonight. She's been farting up a storm.

ew. pervert. filth.

🙄 Yes. Now clean your crusties.

Last year was involved in a fist fight with Mr Hoonie at Disco's house during Pictionary night.

well...pics or gtfo.

Sadly I outgrew that years ago.

Got dam that hot

Gave Mr Hoonie an atomic wedgie before he was sent back to Canada.

Is a habitual line stepper.

Offered DC president tinker toys and wine if they make Freakazoid a member of the Justice League.

Has made it her life's mission to force DC comics to bring back Superman's mullet.

i'm not looking for that old man cringe post he put out there about this...but gross.

You make me feel better about the year we left ours up until March.

If that was my lunch that would've been the moment where I would have started my diet.

actually got up to take my old man meds and saw a notification from the work portal.... These mfers tryna play me....The message was stamped at 7:47.... But fuck it, its 11:21 and I'm bout to let y'all know who you playing with. Didn't expect a response because it was so late....but oh yeah, its fkn NYE...Yeah y'all bitches up. So instantly, responses start pouring in. By 12:14, they remembered my fkn name. Laid the boo down, brought in the NY kicking ass. I'm in a great mood

old people. fuckallyall I"M UP... by complete mistake. i should have been in bed hours ago. but that pesky pinot g. haven't seen them in a little while...so we stayed up...watched the stars. then i watched a movie. something with markie mark balding and a plane, and the nerdy guy that got hot donna. anyway....eating neccos. *yup...sheeeerrrr am kuds* happy new year LOL just get your shit done and don't plan it for some next year bs. do it now. ok. love you. good night. sleep tight.

you have to maliciously tag him until he logs on of his own volition