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technically 2026 is even

I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

You're assuming he only has eggs once a day and isn't cooking them every 12 minutes. If he were on a 140 egg a day average, one day's change is a significant amount of eggs (who isn't ghostrek [I can only assume])

Now now Skeeter, calling him a turnip is an insult to turnips everywhere.

I deserve this.

BUT, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SOMEONE DIED?

wow

Told Dudeco that she had to learn how use dinner utensils with her feet after her fingers got stuck in a Chinese finger trap.

I considered he may have had them more than once....lord knows I lived on eggs, ramen and rice when i got outta college... But my gripe list seemed petty with only 2 gripes, so I kinda shoehorned that one in

no....reverse cowgirl thread is 4 down posts down.

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Ric Flair survived a plane crash. How many world championships did this guy win? Probably only like..three. To be the man, you've got to beat the man. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you and i work together like peanut butter and pickles

So, the key to being topical is to not be vague in your threads. Sure, there's been things to discuss during the last week, but what are we addressing here? Just some ambiguous wows and a wolfless cry for help? This is how I would respond to someone who i believed to be clueless in their perpetual shenanigans @FuggsisAlivebutUEMBisnt @1938_Packard @ghostrek2

8 days in, and our intrepid hero struggles for content. ... .... let's watch.

ghostrek she wants to slap your miffan bufan boffann blip

Trained a Doberman Pincher to pinch door-to-door salespeople.

This is structured like corporate disciplinary scripts. A criticism, followed by a positive then ending on another criticism.... Are you HR

Money wise - every 2 weeks Orgasm wise - 2x a week or more

This sounds like a label for someone who identifies as a soft bottom.

Was the manager of the I.C. Wiener band. Was also the one came up with band name with the hopes of getting the band an endorsement deal from Oscar Mayer.

Best day off ever, I didn't leave the house, I didn't spend any money and all I did was watch classic cartoons from sun up to sun down.

You mean she's doing reverse cowgirl now? That's cool.

it's sunny side up over easy over medium over hard fried. you uncouth turnip.

Was the drummer and co-lyrisist for said band.

Legally changed his name to Seymour Coochie.

Legally changed her name to... I. M. Stupendous

Went to the salon today. Nervous af.

ghostrek she wants to sniff your wokkied out friends

Lobotomized Anal Double Penetration officer is a big deal.

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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

WE ARE DEVASTATED BY THEIR PASSING. WE WISH FOR PRIVACY AT THIS TIME.

So starting in March whenever I pay my electric bill with my debit card I'm going to get charged a 2.99 processing fee. Ok fine thanks for the heads up but why did you kill a tree to send me this in the mail when I got two emails this morning about what's going to happen in March? I'm not a tree hugger or anything but it's just wasteful to use paper when you're just going to email me and plus I'm sure it'll plastered all over the website the next time I pay my bill.

Is the costume designer for the upcoming movie... Attack of the 50ft Twinkie.

Is currently dating the lead singer of Jem and the Holograms cover band.

Being told the place i use to entertain myself during my mundane grind is depressing is depressing

Puts ketchup on his gummy bears.

Puts gummy bears on his hot dogs.

Puts butterscotch on his burgers.

Nixon is his favorite president of all time, and for one simple reason:

Every two weeks I clean my bedding... wait that is what this thread is about right?