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Everyone else, “fuck you” love Ghost trek

because I THOUGHT this should be current events.... >_> any way ...... molarbear molarbear, he's our guy. happy day of birth!!!

happy holidays to everyone EXCEPT GHOSTREK

see, I couldn't respond to that because part of me wasn't sure if he meant "immortal".

Nope

And he wonders why he can't get laid....

well, for the record...my first reply was indeed serious. But then the thread kinda started circling the drain so I just wanted to have fun talking about selling bath water

Morning showers are the most you can feel refreshed even doing all-nighters. I just wish I didn’t have to scrub my dick like a drill sergeant December-April because hot water always shitting the bed.

Mew did this to himself this morning.

getting....pussy?

you never go ass to mouth. not even once, not even ever

see i was gonna' say that... ......

Parents took away his Teddy Ruxpin toy after he got busted putting a Wu-Tang Clan tape inside of it.

Also sleeps with a body pillow of Cyan.

Finally mastered the kaplowey spell from the Smurfs and plans on using on the first mime she sees.

They don't call it Monday Night Raw for nothing.

Damn, that's how you porn you watch STARTS???

Is in a Big Mountain Fudge Cake tribute band.

Has the entire Jem and the Holograms discography on vinyl.

Earned free pizza for life from Chuck E. Cheese when he dumped a box of diseased rats in the kitchen and complained to management about it.

Has a gang of raccoons follow him inside of Chuck E. Cheese, and one of the raccoons dropped a meth pipe in the ball pit.

Is the owner of the raccoon that was found passed out drunk at a liquor store. He's very disappointed that he fell off the wagon again.

Speaking purely as a health care professional, stupid is really hard to kill.

I mean Trump told them to drink bleach during Covid, and they're still alive

Paid Disco 25 bucks to dunk a giant root beer float on top of someone’s head at a Mets game.

Eats his lunch on a see-saw every day.

Is in a KISS cover band called SMOOCH.

Created an online petition to get Judas Priest to change their name to Judas Chair.

Made Ghostrek sit on the Judas Chair because he wouldn't eat his liver and onions.

How WWE pornos start 😆

Blames Mr Hoonie for his raccoon getting back on the sauce.

Stuffs his pillow case with potato chips because he likes to feel the crunch.

Sleeps with a crochet of Elvis Presley Disco made for him which now matches his Elvis pajamas, his Elvis blanket and pillow cases and his Elvis curtains.

Yells at his coworkers because they steal his juice boxes.

Are raccoons just down bad right now. Last year the cops caught one with a meth pipe and now one was found passed out drunk in a liquor store bathroom.

Didn't know where else to put this

Brings his lunch to work inside a Scooby Doo lunchbox.

It’s just you 😛

Watching someone out in public with their phone making a tiktok or whatever the hell their doing is surreal. Don't they realize how weird they look just randomly dancing in public or just walking around in public with your phone in your hand talking about some random random Internet bullshit. All the more reason why I don't going out in public because I don't want to get filmed by random ass weirdo.