Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Basically my mom's flipping out over every little thing. I mean she's going apeshit crazy. I'm not sure what I can do in terms of apartments though lol. I make $2k a month and the cheapest apartments within twenty miles of my job go for like $800, and I read online that as a general rule of thumb your income has to be 3x your rent in order for you to get the apartment. Shit... I might have to live out of my car and not watch TV or play my PS4 for a while. >( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 i've stayed in a car a couple of times it's not that bad but i can't imagine doing it for a unknown amount of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Basically my mom's flipping out over every little thing. I mean she's going apeshit crazy. I'm not sure what I can do in terms of apartments though lol. I make $2k a month and the cheapest apartments within twenty miles of my job go for like $800, and I read online that as a general rule of thumb your income has to be 3x your rent in order for you to get the apartment. Shit... I might have to live out of my car and not watch TV or play my PS4 for a while. >( as longs as you live within your means you can do it. that's around what I make, and my mortgage is 800, and I make it by just fine. how is your credit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 I don't even know what my credit's like lol. I've made all my credit card payments, but I defaulted on some federal student loans. Yeah I mean I can always do the car thing, and I know I can easily make an $800 apartment work even without getting a second job, but what I'm reading makes it seem like you have to earn 3x the rent or else you're SOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 You aren't SOL. The reason you want to have that 3x range is to be able to meet your monthly bills and save for the future. Don't get premium cable channels. Get cheaper internet. Use a pre-paid cell instead of a land line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 You aren't SOL. The reason you want to have that 3x range is to be able to meet your monthly bills and save for the future. Don't get premium cable channels. Get cheaper internet. Use a pre-paid cell instead of a land line. I need premium cable and amazing internet service. :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 So this is your new story arc huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I don't even know what my credit's like lol. I've made all my credit card payments, but I defaulted on some federal student loans. Yeah I mean I can always do the car thing, and I know I can easily make an $800 apartment work even without getting a second job, but what I'm reading makes it seem like you have to earn 3x the rent or else you're SOL. you could also get a roommate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 are you actually asking or are you being zeni? if you're actually asking then no, that's not the case. rent needs to be 30% of your income or less, it's not rent * 3 >= can rent an apartment. if you make $2000, you should be able to pull maybe an apartment for $650 but knowing the area you live in that's a non-starter. you might want to rent a room from someone instead of actually getting an apartment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 you could also get a roommate! Gross!! Cannot do that unless the roommate's a girl, preferably with a job lined up after her HS graduation next month, but that means I have to meet her within the next week or so or else I'll have to wait until next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 are you actually asking or are you being zeni? if you're actually asking then no, that's not the case. rent needs to be 30% of your income or less, it's not rent * 3 >= can rent an apartment. if you make $2000, you should be able to pull maybe an apartment for $650 but knowing the area you live in that's a non-starter. you might want to rent a room from someone instead of actually getting an apartment Yeah so I kinda am SOL. Wtf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Gross!! Cannot do that unless the roommate's a girl, preferably with a job lined up after her HS graduation next month, but that means I have to meet her within the next week or so or else I'll have to wait until next year. But Zeni, if she's graduating next month she's probably 18 isn't that too old for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 But Zeni, if she's graduating next month she's probably 18 isn't that too old for you. 18 is all right honestly. HS was yesterday for me, and I need a girl who can relate and who can talk to me about important HS stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Gross!! Cannot do that unless the roommate's a girl, preferably with a job lined up after her HS graduation next month, but that means I have to meet her within the next week or so or else I'll have to wait until next year. and just like that I remember when I try to give you real advice, you probably aren't being serious. le sigh good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 and just like that I remember when I try to give you real advice, you probably aren't being serious. le sigh good luck That would be a nice arrangement lol, but I'll probably stick to just inviting these cuties over. Nah I'm serious about the situation though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 If you're going to live in a car, find out how much a gym membership is where you are. Even if you're technically homeless, you gotta keep up appearances with showering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 If you're going to live in a car, find out how much a gym membership is where you are. Even if you're technically homeless, you gotta keep up appearances with showering. Yeah I was thinking about a gym membership, but I'll probably just hit up the 24/7 Wal-Mart at like 3am and figure out how to do it slowly, since I always take a nap when I get home from my job and end up being awake in the very early morning hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Yeah so I kinda am SOL. Wtf... i mean not really. 2000 a month after tax isn't bad money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 i mean not really. 2000 a month after tax isn't bad money But I need a place of my own to live in. Eh... Car won't be so bad. If only I could somehow hook up my PS4 and a TV inside of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Kill your mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 But I need a place of my own to live in. Eh... Car won't be so bad. If only I could somehow hook up my PS4 and a TV inside of it. Auto supply stores sell inverters. They change 12 volts DC from the cigarette lighter to 120 volts AC. You won't get a lot of amperage that way, but it should at least run your TV and PS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I'd let you crash out at my place for a while... but I don't think I could trust you around waifu... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I'd let you crash out at my place for a while... but I don't think I could trust you around waifu... following the trail of stuffing might be a fun game you two can play > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 following the trail of stuffing might be a fun game you two can play > No we will play Castrate Zeni with a machete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 you actually still live with your parents wow.. theres usually fixed income apartments that will base your rent off of your income, a lot of times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 you actually still live with your parents wow.. theres usually fixed income apartments that will base your rent off of your income, a lot of times Right... but unless it's rent controlled or reserved for welfare recipients, the tenant has to be a senior citizen over age sixty five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Yeah you have to jump through a bunch of hoops for that I'm sure. Never had to thankfully.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 While you've focused your schtick on making rapey posts, you've also been getting into it with your mom. I'm shocked to hear this and doubt that there's any correlation between the two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 They don't really go by that anymore with income and housing, it's just not realistic anymore. Anywho.....roommates mutha fucka....get some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 They don't really go by that anymore with income and housing, it's just not realistic anymore. Anywho.....roommates mutha fucka....get some At least they have it for seniors in Atlantic City. Community Haven Apartments charges only about twenty percent of income. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 You feel that? That feeling right there? That feeling like you can't get shit done? That feeling that "Fuck, I don't have the money," or, in your case "Fuck, I'm screwed"? That's what it's like to have your balls drop and start becoming an actual man, bitch. Your faux alpha-male bullshit is exactly that: bullshit. A REAL man knows how to overcome this situation. I really do hope you get kicked the fuck out. It's past time for you to get off your momma's teat and start doing your own shit. Too bad I also don't believe you, either. Either way. I hope things go badly for you, motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 If you're going to live in a car, find out how much a gym membership is where you are. Even if you're technically homeless, you gotta keep up appearances with showering. Packard? Recommending basic hygiene? FAKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Packard? Recommending basic hygiene? FAKE! Can't get a job without it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Can't get a job without it. Except for janitorial work for those mentally unfit to clean toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 It was only a matter of time before someone filed a restraining order. Might as well be your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 You feel that? That feeling right there? That feeling like you can't get shit done? That feeling that "Fuck, I don't have the money," or, in your case "Fuck, I'm screwed"? That's what it's like to have your balls drop and start becoming an actual man, bitch. Your faux alpha-male bullshit is exactly that: bullshit. A REAL man knows how to overcome this situation. I really do hope you get kicked the fuck out. It's past time for you to get off your momma's teat and start doing your own shit. Too bad I also don't believe you, either. Either way. I hope things go badly for you, motherfucker. Yeah, it'd be nice but we all know he's going to be posting about watching cable at his mom's house for years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 At least they have it for seniors in Atlantic City. Community Haven Apartments charges only about twenty percent of income. The Senior Living by me is outrageous, $5,000 a month regardless of income. Me personally, when I hit senior status I'm going to live in my summer home on the Staten Island Ferry and I'll winter on the A train ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 You feel that? That feeling right there? That feeling like you can't get shit done? That feeling that "Fuck, I don't have the money," or, in your case "Fuck, I'm screwed"? That's what it's like to have your balls drop and start becoming an actual man, bitch. Your faux alpha-male bullshit is exactly that: bullshit. A REAL man knows how to overcome this situation. I really do hope you get kicked the fuck out. It's past time for you to get off your momma's teat and start doing your own shit. Too bad I also don't believe you, either. Either way. I hope things go badly for you, motherfucker. Lmao lupin_bebop is such a fake tough guy. If we had this convo in real life, he'd be on the floor begging for me to stop beating him up. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 The Senior Living by me is outrageous, $5,000 a month regardless of income. Me personally, when I hit senior status I'm going to live in my summer home on the Staten Island Ferry and I'll winter on the A train ::]:: For five grand a month, it's probably a full service nursing home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Lmao lupin_bebop is such a fake tough guy. If we had this convo in real life, he'd be on the floor begging for me to stop beating him up. ??? oh shi- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 But I need a place of my own to live in. Eh... Car won't be so bad. If only I could somehow hook up my PS4 and a TV inside of it. so then be real with me for a minute. how much after tax do you actually make in a month. not before tax, AFTER tax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 so then be real with me for a minute. how much after tax do you actually make in a month. not before tax, AFTER tax *grabs you by the throat* Sorry, you took it to another level with how you came on all tough and everything. S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 be real Lmao what do you think you're doing? You're missing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 For five grand a month, it's probably a full service nursing home. Nursing homes are, jackass. It's not supposed to be an adult day care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 *grabs you by the throat* Sorry, you took it to another level with how you came on all tough and everything. S: a'ight. have fun living in a box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Lmao what do you think you're doing? You're missing it i don't give a fuck anymore honestly. i'll give advise, but he's going to be zeni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 So this is your new story arc huh The chikan arc was getting boring anyway. I wonder if the jisatsu will ever happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Zeni you can move in with Naraku too He has 3 extra rooms Still not enough room for Zeni's ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 You can live in a van down by the river. A white van with no windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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