if you were a celebrity

[André Toulon]

...

[Insipid]

I'd probably be the annoying fuck who "officially retires" but keeps coming back to make projects . . . then I die, leaving a project unfinished, and it gets released 10 years later and it sucks.

[ghostrek]

Why wasn't Join Clut or become religiosus or start your own religion optAION 

[discolé monade]

LOL

oh...i KNOW how too. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I sucked and no one liked me.

I like how at this time that option is winning. 

[André Toulon]

4 hours ago, ghostrek said:

 religiosus 

if nothing else, I'm stealing this as my new name for holier than thou bible thumpers that live closeted homosexual lives while disrespecting alternative lifestyles 

[naraku360]

Join clut

[André Toulon]

Informative vid on YT

 

[naraku360]

41 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Informative vid on YT

 

It's short for clutoris.

[André Toulon]

40 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

It's short for clutoris.

no man can find it because of the stuff everywhere 

[-Kudasai-]

Me just saying fuck it and disappearing without a trace.

[crackymckrackin]

I like that no one has picked sex scandal. Like people on the internet have sex....bunch of wizards.

[PhilosipherStoned]

I feel like if I'm to be a celebrity my goal should be to check all the boxes at some point or another. 

[Insipid]

42 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I feel like if I'm to be a celebrity my goal should be to check all the boxes at some point or another. 

You specifically would have the scandal with her.

[PhilosipherStoned]

4 minutes ago, Insipid said:

You specifically would have the scandal with her.

I'll just bring in a celebrity look a like, but we can call her that for the tabloids as long as the views are right. 

[Insipid]

23 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I'll just bring in a celebrity look a like, but we can call her that for the tabloids as long as the views are right. 

😱

 

[André Toulon]

So I'm seriously the only one that would have succumbed to drugs?

Fine, nerds...

But the reason for this post is I was telling a story about the performing arts school i went to when I was young and my rant included "it was the 80s, so every California parent thought their kid would be the next Webster"

Then I thought, what if my mom succeeded....Would i have gotten hooked on coke at 10 like Drew Barrymore, would I have been at a Diddy party, Would I be pretending to be nuts like Orlando Brown just to stay relevant. 

Im actually really glad I didnt make it, and I still got to do coke but had to wait until i was 15