If I scratch my balls nice and good with a fork, including part of the crack, and paid you 42 dollars... would you suckle that shit up and down real slow for ten minutes?

[[classic swim]]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[scoobdog]

Shit, man.... you playin' with fire.

[The_annoying_one]

[André Toulon]

Nah, that blue waffle is too big of a bitch to drag his devastated rectum in here

[[classic swim]]

30 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

I did this at some screening of M3gan explicitly because he made a dead thread in movies that day going “A’HYUCK everyone should behave at the movies!”

The front rows were filled but this guy was with his girlfriend and all he could do was stare at me in anger for some seconds before sitting back down. But I think he agreed also.

[André Toulon]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[André Toulon]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[André Toulon]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[André Toulon]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[André Toulon]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

 

[André Toulon]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[Insipid]

I feel like I'm having an aneurysm. 

Edited 13 hours ago by Insipid

[1pooh4u]

[[classic swim]]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[[classic swim]]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[[classic swim]]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[[classic swim]]

@Smiradenius

[1pooh4u]

I can’t read your thread title without dry heaving. Well done! 🫠😆🫠

[[classic swim]]

@Gemini if you let him fuck ur farts I’ll take off your shirt and tussle your mooshie booshies all Saturday morning.

[[classic swim]]

I know you don’t want me in this country but my offer is there.

[[classic swim]]

@DeadwingLazarus

[UwPp]

[UwPp]

Edited 8 hours ago by UwPp
Derp

[The_annoying_one]

[Seight]

3 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

I know you don’t want me in this country but my offer is there.

I laughed at this way more than I should have.