What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[DragonSinger]

4 hours ago, Lynnrael said:

in my defense, i didn't realize i was going 110 or that my car was even capable of that. also i made it to work in the grace period so, you know, mission accomplished.

 

i don't know how i haven't been pulled over. especially with the way everyone else drives. but I AM gonna start leaving earlier. not so i don't end up speeding, but so I have time to chill before work. i should probably stop speeding too though. 

 

today is gonna be nice. just three of us here, getting out a little earlier, and I'm off tomorrow. i also get to jump right into the physical labor part so i can get that out of the way. 

edit: swipe typo or Freudian slip? who knows 

Ooph, hitting someone at that speed is how you get a manslaughter charge.

Let me get my shit together and work on this darn story.

[Lynnrael]

12 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

Ooph, hitting someone at that speed is how you get a manslaughter charge.

Let me get my shit together and work on this darn story.

it's highly unlikely that I'm going to hit anyone, i wouldn't drive that fast if i couldn't see far enough ahead with enough to space to stop before encountering either a traffic jam or a cop. the biggest risk is a blow out which is why that also wouldn't happen if the free way wasn't pretty empty anyways, I'd rather only endanger myself. but i do try to avoid it, because of the blowout risk and also it's really inefficient.

Edited July 4, 2023 by Lynnrael

[[classic swim]]

Really hope tomorrow’s a good day. I’m gonna get shitfaced no matter what but I just know I’m gonna feel some resentment somewhere.

[DragonSinger]

*Sees screenshot of OceanGate smut fic from AO3* I...y'all...the tags alone........

[The_annoying_one]

Woke up with another catastrophic headache this morning. I think it’s almost gone now. It’s just weird how something like that sets the tone for the whole damn day.

[eklipse]

I was going to be productive but then the hot dog eating championship started airing and now I’m pulled in… the competitors are so interesting 😂

Edit:  I wonder what other countries think of our hot dog eating contest?  Like to them, is that the most American thing ever? 

Edited July 4, 2023 by eklipse

[eklipse]

2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

Woke up with another catastrophic headache this morning. I think it’s almost gone now. It’s just weird how something like that sets the tone for the whole damn day.

When I get a migraine, I’m messed up for most of the day.  Hope your headache gets better and that it’s not a migraine.

[The_annoying_one]

4 minutes ago, eklipse said:

When I get a migraine, I’m messed up for most of the day.  Hope your headache gets better and that it’s not a migraine.

It wasn’t a migraine. It was probably just sinus-related, but it’s mostly fine now, other than a little twinge. Thank you. 

[Lynnrael]

4 hours ago, eklipse said:

When I get a migraine, I’m messed up for most of the day.  Hope your headache gets better and that it’s not a migraine.

same. i was so worried yesterday about getting one because i accidentally looked at the sun for a second. i get these big stupid visual auras that make it impossible to see for a while. they almost make me welcome the actual pain part because at least i know where I'm going and what I'm doing

[Mode 7]

On 6/29/2023 at 2:05 PM, -Kudasai- said:

I'm going to Hell with gasoline boxers on

 

[The_annoying_one]

It would appear as though I have possibly been IP banned from Wikipedia, and I have no fucking clue as to why. 

[The_annoying_one]

Just thinking about something that has always irked me about game shows (specifically The Price Is Right).

Let’s say a contestant wins a trip to some random city in the U.S. I wonder how many times someone has won a trip back to the city in which they live. It’s gotta happen sometimes, right??

[Insipid]

Just rewarched Titanic for the first time in at least ten years. The film has aged incredibly well. I'm still pretty meh to the romance aspect, a d probably always will be, but I love just about everything else.

[discolé monade]

On 6/30/2023 at 9:59 AM, Blackrose321 said:

I don't know if it was a good idea to decide to try smoking brisket on the 4th, I have no idea what I am doing and the more I read, the more stressed I get...

how did it turn out?

smoking meats should never be stressful. 

[Blackrose321]

59 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

how did it turn out?

smoking meats should never be stressful. 

I haven't gotten to do it yet, it keeps raining! Tomorrow is my one and only shot, it's going to rain after that. The pressure is on!

[The_annoying_one]

I hate bananas, but I love banana pudding. Why is that?

[DragonSinger]

MAKE SEKTOR PLAYABLE YOU FUCKING COWARDS!

[Gemini]

13 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I hate bananas, but I love banana pudding. Why is that?

Could it be a texture thing?

[The_annoying_one]

4 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Could it be a texture thing?

Texture is one of the main reasons I loathe bananas. I mean, banana pudding does have bananas in it (obviously) but it’s like my brain doesn’t register what I’m actually eating.

Or I could just be severely overthinking this. 

[[classic swim]]

Bananas can look pretty fucking nasty sometimes. It always sucked to peel one and often see those black and brown spots.

[Gemini]

Joe Hendry is easily becoming my favorite wrestler on Impact! Wrestling. Why? His Harvey Dent-like slogan. (You know, the one the writers gave Dent in The Dark Knight.)

[Gemini]

Also, Nick Aldis' entrance theme is just a rocked out version of the theme from the 1992 film version of the Last of the Mohicans. That is all.

[André Toulon]

It's funny green dot takes better care of their customers than my bank (CU)

If I report fraud with green dot, they get on that shit and return my money....my bank make me jump through 1000 hoops just to get them to say, hey...you didn't buy that...I know mfer, now fix it.

[Lynnrael]

the guy at the gas station called me pops, because I still present as a guy, i guess, and because my id says I'm in my 30s. i found it hilarious, not because he misgendered me, but because I'm trying to understand how someone could look at my little baby face and think "pops". i could pass for early 20s so it just seems incredibly silly to me

 

[Blackrose321]

On 7/5/2023 at 7:15 PM, discolé monade said:

how did it turn out?

smoking meats should never be stressful. 

Turned out great, but took a lot longer than expected haha.

[Gemini]

56 minutes ago, Blackrose321 said:

Turned out great, but took a lot longer than expected haha.

That looks delicious! I’m currently cooking some baby back ribs and brewing some tea.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

11 hours ago, Lynnrael said:

the guy at the gas station called me pops, because I still present as a guy, i guess, and because my id says I'm in my 30s. i found it hilarious, not because he misgendered me, but because I'm trying to understand how someone could look at my little baby face and think "pops". i could pass for early 20s so it just seems incredibly silly to me

 

Do you have grey in your hair? That's what happened to me when I was 36 and a cashier at a convenience store said he didn't need to see my ID when I was buying beer, because he saw the grey in my hair, lol.... before that, my entire life everyone, and I mean everyone, always thought I was way younger than I actually am, going back to when I was like 7 years old.

[The_annoying_one]

Me last night: “I think I’ll stay up until 4am playing video games. What’s the harm in it?”

Me today: “Why am I so dang tired??”

[Blackrose321]

18 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

Me last night: “I think I’ll stay up until 4am playing video games. What’s the harm in it?”

Me today: “Why am I so dang tired??”

Omg I did something similar and now I'm writing this through squinted eyes because I'm exhausted. You'd think we'd know better by now. 🤣

[Lynnrael]

49 minutes ago, Blackrose321 said:

Omg I did something similar and now I'm writing this through squinted eyes because I'm exhausted. You'd think we'd know better by now. 🤣

the beauty of second shift is that that's normal

the downside of second shift is that it's not normal for anyone else

[Mode 7]

Did this old hag really try to pay for her stuff with 100 dollar bill of play money?

Edited July 8, 2023 by -Kudasai-

[DragonSinger]

2 hours ago, -Kudasai- said:

Did this old hag really try to pay for her stuff with 100 dollar bill of play money?

Take my Monopoly money, Sir!

[Lynnrael]

everyone knows you gotta sweeten the deal with the deeds to park place and boardwalk

[Vamped]

Still can't find a duolingo-ish app for ASL so I actually downloaded Duolingo.

 

So I was like hmm... let's try Korean 

 

Noooooope  .... Spanish it is 

Yo bebo agua.  

 

[cyberbully]

Why isnt messenger just for messages...why can mfers that dont have my number call me.

We weren't even really friends back in the day....why in the fuck do you think i want to video chat with you at 2 in the morning.

[The_annoying_one]

I’m thinking that I’m just so damn tired of thinking.

[Vamped]

Busy telling myself to stop being a lil bitch and wondering about people that are not worrying about me

 

Not even romantically or anything but just like ... I hope they're doing okay

 

But then there's no reason to hope because Im probably about as important to them as two dead flies XD

We are not friends. 

[The_annoying_one]

I wish UnevenEdge and Facebook would quit debating about which one doesn’t want to load on my piece of crap phone. 

[André Toulon]

8 hours ago, Vamped said:

Busy telling myself to stop being a lil bitch and wondering about people that are not worrying about me

 

Not even romantically or anything but just like ... I hope they're doing okay

 

But then there's no reason to hope because Im probably about as important to them as two dead flies XD

We are not friends. 

I do this...it's annoying. You know that person hasn't made any efforts to consider you at all.

[Vamped]

12 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I do this...it's annoying. You know that person hasn't made any efforts to consider you at all.

Do you know how to stop??

 

My mom's advice for all my recent problems has been "stop being so damn kind" 

 

 

[GuyBeardmane]

Four days left.

[André Toulon]

49 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Do you know how to stop??

 

My mom's advice for all my recent problems has been "stop being so damn kind" 

 

 

......😣

😒

I mean....I'm gonna say weed, but that's probably also something you didn't want to hear.

I'm not currently doing it for any reason, so I assume it just goes away after you've wasted enough time with it.

 

Tldr 🤷🏿‍♂️

Edited July 10, 2023 by André Toulon

[Lynnrael]

i really want to go home right now. but i only have... too many more hours to go.

[viperxmns]

Day of slurpee

[The_annoying_one]

I really cannot wait for next week.

[eklipse]

About how funny it would be if all these cross-over novels were written 

[Gemini]

2 hours ago, eklipse said:

About how funny it would be if all these cross-over novels were written 

Same. Also, I should finally get around to writing to the creators of South Park and have them make a South Park-Doctor Who crossover movie.

[Gemini]

To a certain someone (a woman) who isn't even on here: I like you. I like you a lot. But I'm scared to tell you because one, you may not feel the same way, and two, even if you do feel the same way, I want to respect the fact you're shy and don't want to scare you off by opening up.

Edited July 11, 2023 by Gemini

[André Toulon]

Ok, these kids need a car....well, they need to learn to drive...I got a car they can for them.

I gotta take the girl to work in a minute and I'm not even out of bed yet.....THEN, I have to use my lunch to come get the boy and take him to his job....I figured it would be nice that they have their own money, but it's really just giving me more work.

But when they do actually get to drive, I'll just have a new set of shit to complain about 

Edited July 11, 2023 by André Toulon

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I had things to say about Metalocalypse and banana stickers. But ok.