What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[Odd Man Rush]

So we're having a potluck and a secret Santa at work...fuck it I'll participate. Hope they like tuna salad and 5 dollars worth of scratch offs

[SwimModSponges]

Well goddamnit.

Checking the latest dinosaur news, apparently spinosaurus has changed again.

Now I guess it turns out the 2020 reconstruction was wrong too.

Guess now I'll have to watch an hour long video to catch up.

[André Toulon]

What discoveries were made that it's suddenly yellow with tiger print

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

14 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Well goddamnit.

Checking the latest dinosaur news, apparently spinosaurus has changed again.

Now I guess it turns out the 2020 reconstruction was wrong too.

Guess now I'll have to watch an hour long video to catch up.

Didn't some CN character say "Croco-duck" (I wanna say either Anais from Gumball or Jessica from Craig of the Creek)? I honestly thought they were just saying jibberish but apparently croco-duck means something?

Also why do none of these dinosaurs have feathers? Wanna chime in on this @Real_AirCooledGirl?

Edited December 14, 2022 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[SwimModSponges]

I don't know, never saw the show.

These guys aren't pictured as feathered because there is no evidence that spinosaurus had feathers like many therapod dinosaurs. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, SwimModSponges said:

I don't know, never saw the show.

These guys aren't pictured as feathered because there is no evidence that spinosaurus had feathers like many therapod dinosaurs. 

Damn when all that stuff about dinosaurs having feathers came out I thought they meant all dinos had feathers. Dinos with feathers, and dinos without? Crazy.

[SwimModSponges]

Some were fully feathered, some had no feathers, some had partial feathers, sone had feather-like structures that were more quill-like than anything. 

Huge variety.

[Odd Man Rush]

I'm not religious by any stretch of the imagination but I guess it hurt to appeal to the "higher power"

Dear whoever, 

Just let this happen 

 

[SwimModSponges]

[The_annoying_one]

Just found out my dad is being put into a nursing home. Deep down, I know it’s for the best. Horrible fucking timing, though. The very definition of “bittersweet”. *sigh*

[DragonSinger]

I had no idea Ben McKenzie was out here writing books about the finance world. Okay, get those extra coins.

And that's why Viserys Targaryen looked so damn familiar. He was on Hot Fuzz!

[DragonSinger]

Oh y'all are WEAK! Don't break down and go see Avatar for that damn Barbie trailer. It's gonna be on youtube right before or after. We can wait that old man out!

[Seight]

51 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

Oh y'all are WEAK! Don't break down and go see Avatar for that damn Barbie trailer. It's gonna be on youtube right before or after. We can wait that old man out!

Spoiler

If I were a betting man I'd put $10 on the average movie-goer remembering more about what happens in the Barbie trailer than all of Avatar 2 in like two years.

 

[Ric]

I haven't been on the boards much lately and posting in a birthday thread just now made me realize I missed @Odd Man Rush 's birthday. He's made my thread for like the last four years or so, so I feel a little bad about it. >.>

[cyberbully]

5 hours ago, Seight said:

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If I were a betting man I'd put $10 on the average movie-goer remembering more about what happens in the Barbie trailer than all of Avatar 2 in like two years.

 

I own Avatar 1 and I have no clue what it's about

[Seight]

4 hours ago, cyberbully said:

I own Avatar 1 and I have no clue what it's about

"Yeah, I saw that. It was...that's the one about the blue aliens, right?"

[DragonSinger]

4 hours ago, cyberbully said:

I own Avatar 1 and I have no clue what it's about

It's an almost 3 hour PG-13 Fergully with groundbreaking special effects but a script from the 80's. It pissed me the fuck off, and I dropped it like almost halfway through the movie. How the fuck you gonna spend all that money on razzle dazzle but the writing is shit? HOW?

[DragonSinger]

Being nosy in Twitter employees' subtweets is fun. 

[Odd Man Rush]

I don't think I can recall a time where I've been so agitated around the holidays as I currently am now

Edited December 17, 2022 by Odd Man Rush

[Seight]

I could explain how much work I did at work today but this feels better:

 

[SwimModSponges]

Y'all remember having to like... chart out sentences in... idk, like, sixth grade english class?

The fuck was the point of all that?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT SUPPOSED TO BE?

NO SERIOUSLY NOW I'M PISSED THAT THIS IS WHY I GOT LIKE A C OR SOMETHING IN SIXTH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS.

FUCK THAT GODDAMN SENTENCE THING I HATE IT.

Edited December 17, 2022 by SwimModSponges

[cyberbully]

7 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Y'all remember having to like... chart out sentences in... idk, like, sixth grade english class?

The fuck was the point of all that?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT SUPPOSED TO BE?

NO SERIOUSLY NOW I'M PISSED THAT THIS IS WHY I GOT LIKE A C OR SOMETHING IN SIXTH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS.

FUCK THAT GODDAMN SENTENCE THING I HATE IT.

Convinced you actually live in another country

[DragonSinger]

3 hours ago, cyberbully said:

Convinced you actually live in another country

I ain't ever seen this thing in my life.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, DragonSinger said:

I ain't ever seen this thing in my life.

Not even once...no clue wtf they were doing up there

[SwimModSponges]

Y'all had DOL at least, right?

Ugh, once they made us memorize all 47 prepositions.

That was some bullshit too.

[André Toulon]

Yes, we have a department of labor but I have no idea what is has to do with school

[scoobdog]

2 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

I ain't ever seen this thing in my life.

 

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Not even once...no clue wtf they were doing up there

It looks like a trap question.

[mthor]

15 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Y'all remember having to like... chart out sentences in... idk, like, sixth grade english class?

The fuck was the point of all that?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT SUPPOSED TO BE?

NO SERIOUSLY NOW I'M PISSED THAT THIS IS WHY I GOT LIKE A C OR SOMETHING IN SIXTH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS.

FUCK THAT GODDAMN SENTENCE THING I HATE IT.

It's called "parsing," and, although there were chapters on how to do it in my 8th grade English book, we didn't learn it. My English teacher said that it was outdated. That was in the early 70's.

[NewBluntsworth]

2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

gh, once they made us memorize all 47 prepositions.

That was some bullshit too.

I think I had to do this too 

"Aboard about above, across after against...

Along, around, at."

Somehow I still remember some strings of them from the memorization jingle we recited like, every day one year. 

[NewBluntsworth]

2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Y'all had DOL at least, right?

Oh shit, "daily oral language." Man this is coming back to me. 

"Before behind below, beneath beside between....Beyond, but, by"

"Doooowwwwwn.....during"

No idea wtf is up with that sentence diagram thing though. 

[scoobdog]

38 minutes ago, mthor said:

It's called "parsing," and, although there were chapters on how to do it in my 8th grade English book, we didn't learn it. My English teacher said that it was outdated. That was in the early 70's.

Parsing would be the process of creating sentence trees.  In this case, the sentence fragment itself is highly irregular.

[SwimModSponges]

ITS ALL FUCKED UP GODDAMMIT. 

[mthor]

4 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Parsing would be the process of creating sentence trees.  In this case, the sentence fragment itself is highly irregular.

Shut up, scoob.

[DragonSinger]

8 hours ago, mthor said:

It's called "parsing," and, although there were chapters on how to do it in my 8th grade English book, we didn't learn it. My English teacher said that it was outdated. That was in the early 70's.

English is already an annoying language, so I see no point in complicating it further with exercises like this. I'm happy this wasn't a thing at my school either.

[DragonSinger]

You know what, I agree with the blogs. Meg shouldn't have lied to the cops at first. She should have taken her chances and let them two fuckers get turned into swiss cheese. Nothing of value would have been lost.

[Odd Man Rush]

I want to talk about it but I'm just not sure if now is the right time to talk about it

[SwimModSponges]

Just called my doggo a goober.

She was laying down so i called her a tube of goober.

Then i looked at my other doggo and said i've got two tubes of goobs.

I am the walrus. 

[DragonSinger]

"I love my son and I'm devastated by my daughter's death. BUT! You know what makes me feel good? This box of Snoop cereal!"

That man is going straight to hell.

[Insipid]

There is much irony in that one of the best listeners I've ever encountered in my life is literally hard of hearing.

[SwimModSponges]

I have to snow blow the driveway. 

Fuck that shit.

Least i didn't have to get up and do it at 6am.

[The_annoying_one]

26 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

I have to snow blow the driveway. 

Fuck that shit.

Least i didn't have to get up and do it at 6am.

Supposed to feel like below zero here in a few days. No snow, though.

Fuck winter.

[SwimModSponges]

Fuck winter.

[André Toulon]

Lmao at TX...turn off your Christmas lights, it's about to freeze and heat is more important if you're poor.

Just laughing at the absurdity.....not at the people. They are likely fukt again

[NewBluntsworth]

I get that I'm from TN and this is going to be my first "real" winter, but they're honestly fucking crazy if they think I'm coming in to work at 3am later this week during a fucking snow storm. Absolutely the fuck not. 

I said directly, if it looks shitty when I wake up I'd be staying home. And the weather forecast has only gotten increasingly shittier since then. 

"Well we're busy with it being so close to Christmas, they're not going to close over some snow" that's fine, I don't care what anyone else wants to do. I'm going to be at home that morning, you will not be seeing me. Mark it as an unexcused absence and issue me a demerit or whatever elementary school ass penalty you need to do, I'm not making the fucking drive in the middle of a night with that much snow up my asshole. 

[Odd Man Rush]

Had to get a new phone today with a new number and new account which means I lost all of my contacts. That got me thinking that as of right now there are only three phone numbers I know by heart in my lifetime

1. Work

2. My grandparents old home phone number

3. The woman that took my virginity

[NewBluntsworth]

Well now the govt is telling people to stay home tomorrow so I'm not even going to bother calling in to work. Slightly amazed this was even a discussion a couple days ago though, like I know some places are used to snow and forecasts can change but it said what it said and the plan was still to make people assume they'd have to come to work because busy season and Christmas and that garbage, smh.

Edited December 22, 2022 by NewBluntsworth

[DragonSinger]

He's gonna hit that billion mark and there'll be like at least 8 Avatar movies. Goddamn you all 😭.

[Odd Man Rush]

WWE vs. AEW in a nutshell

 

[The_annoying_one]

I’ve got almost every movie/TV show/whatever else ever made at my disposal….and not a goddamn thing to watch.

[Seight]

2 hours ago, Odd Man Rush said:

WWE vs. AEW in a nutshell

 

Thank you for giving me an excuse to post this btw