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2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

My ex was Korean.  She had fake boobs.  They were great.  She turned out to be a cunt.

Yea one of the ones I’m thinking of has big implants

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I summoned my younger ghetto ass self to go ham on the ‘Fill this stretchy bag with chocolate for $5’ deal. I’m rather proud of how much fit in the bags. Only got 2 though. There weren’t that many bags left, and I’d feel bad getting five of those things.

This makes me feel so much better because I couldn't get shit on Halloween and the store shelves were bare after Christmas too.

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I think there's only one thing that could get me intrested in the holidays again...it's just that I don't want to do that particular thing

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It was 73 today and doesn't get below 50 at all for the next week. Perfect weather the last few months.

Tennessee is going to become a beautiful tropical rain forest, more than it already is.

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14 hours ago, Kudasai said:

I have zero desire to go to Vegas. Unless I was offered tickets to a Golden Knights game the idea of a Vegas trip doesn't appeal to me.

I dunno man ... every time I go there's something surprising. Even the smallest of things from .... why is this Burger King selling beer at 8am? to watching a lady walking through the casino infront of me, take too wide of a step and her little wrap dressed rolled all the way up her ass to her waist. Her whole butt was just out in the middle of the casino. 

There's also a surprising amount of babies on the strip at all hours. 

Where else could you peek out of your hotel room

 and watch a white dude drag himself down the hall to his hotel room in the middle of the night with no shoes on. Sir where did you lose your shoes?!

There's always something happening 

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16 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I dunno man ... every time I go there's something surprising. Even the smallest of things from .... why is this Burger King selling beer at 8am? to watching a lady walking through the casino infront of me, take too wide of a step and her little wrap dressed rolled all the way up her ass to her waist. Her whole butt was just out in the middle of the casino. 

There's also a surprising amount of babies on the strip at all hours. 

Where else could you peek out of your hotel room

 and watch a white dude drag himself down the hall to his hotel room in the middle of the night with no shoes on. Sir where did you lose your shoes?!

There's always something happening 

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Band named after a street: Manilla Road

Band named after a city: Boston

Band named after a state: Kansas

Band named after a country: America

Band named after a continent: Asia

Band named after a planet: Earth

Band named after a galaxy: Andromeda

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Forgot continent
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3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Band named after a street: Pavement

Band named after a city: New York Dolls

Band named after a state: Georgia Satellites

Band named after a country: Jets to Brazil 

Band named after a continent: Europe

Band named after a planet: Mercury Rev

Band named after a galaxy: Galaxie 500

 

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Tiredt

Why can't I sleep in on my days off? Actually getting less sleep than usual.

I wanna go back to sleeping 10 hours on my days off 😭

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They're having an interview next to my office and I'm trying my best not to blow my nose, cough, or sneeze too much ... because .... I dont want to scare anyone away

 

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Too many things on my mind rn. An old friend of mine died a few weeks ago, looks like 2 weeks ago. I hadn’t really spoken to her this last year so when I was gonna wish her a HBD I wanted to make sure she was still among us. She wasn’t.  She was the Pandah to my Bunny. She gave me the nickname “bunny” cuz I always have the sniffles and it reminded her of a rabbit. I called her Pandah cuz she was the sweetest fiercest person I know and panda’s are adorable like her but could possibly rip your head off. Also like her. 

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At this convenient care because my dr has no openings today and i just watched 2 people pass out amd have the ambulance pick them up.....i just have a runny nose, i dont know wtf is floatong around in here

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The first day my mom was in the hospital I saw some guy fall out into a seizure outside. One second they were talking to security and the next he was on the ground. The security guard kept shaking them saying “sir!sir!” It wasn’t helping them 

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If my cousin hadn't have opened the door when I pulled up, I was going to pee in my grandpa's yard .... beside the car .... more politely in the backyard ... either way

 

There was going to be human urine on the grass 

 

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