What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[DragonSinger]

Black Panther doesn't deserve all of this drama.

[Vamped]

So Kelloggs really said ... fuck what y'all talking about.

 

[Kudasai]

Wishing I had a PS1 and copy Robotron X

[naraku360]

[Vamped]

My sister is still trying to convince me there was a phantom category on pornhub called big dick Asians 

We're going on 3 years now. I DONT SEE IT

Edited December 12, 2021 by Vamped

[bnmjy]

fuggs is complaining about people receiving low wages, but is only paying her editor .005 dollars per word, LOL

[Vamped]

I may have acquired a problem with coffee. I didn't drink coffee for real before but I'm very disappointed that our office is out of coffee and I'm debating about going to get some from the store next door. 

Or making some before I leave for work in the morning 

Then one of my patients asked me for my e-mail address and my dumbass was trying to find a post-it note big enough for my handwriting and I have fucking business cards. 

 

This is why I think I need my coffee 

 

Edited December 15, 2021 by Vamped

[Lasty]

The relentless and terrible maw of infinity. Also, whether to go on another walk with the dog tonight or not.

Edited December 15, 2021 by Lasty

[Kudasai]

Here we go again with ratchet happy hour

[Kudasai]

I just can't bring myself to watch Christmas specials or movies this year

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

13 hours ago, Kudasai said:

I just can't bring myself to watch Christmas specials or movies this year

Earlier this month CN (or was it Comedy Central?) had a week of holiday movies or something, and A Christmas Story was one them, leading me to believe that TBS decided not to do their annual 24 hour A Christmas Story marathon this year. Must have started getting diminishing returns after all this time. I definitely got tired of it.

Edited December 16, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Kyle from South Park: "Cartman has 10 million dollars. I have a hemorrhoid. There is no god."

I don't necessarily believe in a god myself, but I'm not sure why shitty things happening to good people and great things happening to shitty people somehow proves there is no god. Who says god is just and loving? The bible? How many countless religions has mankind had over the millennia? And the ONLY interpretation of God that COULD  be correct is the Judeo-Christian one? If you suddenly stopped believing either/both of those religions because there is no (just and loving) god, why does that automatically negate any other views of god where god exists but he's just a total asshole?

Edited December 16, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[Vamped]

15 hours ago, Kudasai said:

I just can't bring myself to watch Christmas specials or movies this year

I always say that but somehow end up watching atleast a part of Its A Wonderful Life and whichever the one of those claymated Rudolph specials with Yukon Cornelius 

[Vamped]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Kyle from South Park: "Cartman has 10 million dollars. I have a hemorrhoid. There is no god."

I don't necessarily believe in a god myself, but I'm not sure why shitty things happening to good people and great things happening to shitty people somehow proves there is no god. Who says god is just and loving? The bible? How many countless religions has mankind had over the millennia? And the ONLY interpretation of God that COULD  be correct is the Judeo-Christian one? If you suddenly stopped believing either/both of those religions because there is no (just and loving) god, why does that automatically negate any other views of god where god exists but he's just a total asshole?

 

Dont know if you have patience to watch this clip or not (its like 5 mins but skip to about the 2 minute mark) but I thought it was interesting. Its from Grey's anatomy where this one Christian doctor is having a crisis of faith and this rabbi talks to her as he's dying. He kinda says that shitty things happen in the Bible to good people all he time but its not faith if you only believe in God in the good times. My views on Christianity are waaay liberal so I always ALWAYS get into trouble/arguments with old people who like to memorize and quote scripture over everything little thing so I just stop arguing. I think these uber conservative Christians are crazy with their Bible thumping and damning people for every little thing. They're so contradictory, I dont know how/why anybody takes them seriously. 

I can't find the clip isolated anywhere on youtube 

 

 

https://www.aish.com/j/jt/Jtube-Greys-Anatomy-When-Bad-Things-Happen.html?jwsource=cl

My interpretation of Jesus from what I've read is that he'll say or do one simple thing and then people come in and attach other things and rituals to it so he's always like ... are you even fucking listening to me?! 

Plus the Bible was written by man who are flawed beings and edited and revised by men in power to control the masses. I think you can go to it for inspiration but you shouldn't take it crazy seriously because how can you? 

[discolé monade]

that a winner, am i. 

[Vamped]

I'm trying my best to be respectful of work group's culture but they like to order alot of things with shrimp in it and I'm not trying to trigger my allergies. 

So they bought pizza and some of their traditional food. I thought it was easiest to get the pizza but then I was like I should get something else but I'm not trying to dip into the rice dishes because last time it was shrimp in there. One of the ladies was like here try some of this chicken feet. 

Yep ... this is it! I've never had it before but I'm a team player, I can do this. I'm willing to try anything once. 

I took a bite and then realized ... I dont know how I'm supposed to eat this

I feel like I've seen someone eat chicken feet in a K-drama but they ate it whole but .... do you eat the bones?!!!

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Last night, on my way to work, being night and mid December, full blown dark of night.... on the freeway I saw a car ahead with their tail lights out. I saw another car maybe a week or two previous with their tail lights out, which at first I thought they didn't turn their headlights on, but as I passed them they had their headlights on so their tail lights were out.... so last night I assumed that's what happened with this car, headlights on, tail lights out.... nope. Drove past and their fucking headlights weren't even on. So they're either stupid enough to drive in the darkness of night forgetting to turn their headlights on, or they're stupid enough to drive in the darkness of night without working headlights OR working tail lights.

[André Toulon]

I am now thinking about how you eat chicken feet.

I almost bought some a few weeks ago...first time ever seeing them on a store. Normally this type of thing is right up my alley...something weird and new...sign me up.....

But then I was like, I just don't want to eat chicken feet....not like it's too strange....I just don't care how they taste or anything...

[Vamped]

Bruh .... WTF is orally bi?!! 

 

You just suck a dick and go home?!! 

Edited December 16, 2021 by Vamped

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

3 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Bruh .... WTF if orally bi?!! 

 

You just suck a dick and go home?!! 

That's phenomenal. Tries to go at it from a crazy angle, saw it wasn't working, then just reverted to the same ol' shit everyone does like the above never happened.

[Kudasai]

When will the ratchetness end?

[Kudasai]

19 hours ago, Vamped said:

I always say that but somehow end up watching atleast a part of Its A Wonderful Life and whichever the one of those claymated Rudolph specials with Yukon Cornelius 

If anything I'll probably end up watching Tokyo Godfathers. It's the one Christmas movie I'll never get tired of watching.

 

22 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Earlier this month CN (or was it Comedy Central?) had a week of holiday movies or something, and A Christmas Story was one them, leading me to believe that TBS decided not to do their annual 24 hour A Christmas Story marathon this year. Must have started getting diminishing returns after all this time. I definitely got tired of it.

I need an alternative to the usual stuff. Do plan on watching Batman Returns on Christmas night.

Edited December 17, 2021 by Kudasai

[Vamped]

8 hours ago, Kudasai said:

If anything I'll probably end up watching Tokyo Godfathers. It's the one Christmas movie I'll never get tired of watching.

 

 

I dont try to watch them on purpose ... I just end up watching them somewhere. Its like that one Harry Potter movie thats always on TV for me. Its always the one where the dude from Twilight dies and his dad is all like .... look at how they massacred my boy 

 

 

Like thats the only movie I ever see on TV. It doesnt matter how long the marathon is on .... its always that movie. 

[discolé monade]

[Vamped]

[Kudasai]

Ratchet happy hour round 3!

[Poof]

4 hours ago, Vamped said:

I’d eat like 20 of those mfs

[Vamped]

14 minutes ago, Poof said:

I’d eat like 20 of those mfs

Do you eat the whole thing or nah?!!

[Poof]

14 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Do you eat the whole thing or nah?!!

No not the bones! Think of it like a chicken wing 

[Poof]

On 12/16/2021 at 11:45 AM, Vamped said:

I'm trying my best to be respectful of work group's culture but they like to order alot of things with shrimp in it and I'm not trying to trigger my allergies. 

So they bought pizza and some of their traditional food. I thought it was easiest to get the pizza but then I was like I should get something else but I'm not trying to dip into the rice dishes because last time it was shrimp in there. One of the ladies was like here try some of this chicken feet. 

Yep ... this is it! I've never had it before but I'm a team player, I can do this. I'm willing to try anything once. 

I took a bite and then realized ... I dont know how I'm supposed to eat this

I feel like I've seen someone eat chicken feet in a K-drama but they ate it whole but .... do you eat the bones?!!!

 

Ohhhh i went through the thread backwards haha

[Kudasai]

Deez nuts roasting on a open fire

[Vamped]

Trying very hard not to think about what I just ate. 

It was good though .... I just dont know what it was .

 

nevermind ... it's Dinuguan (Pork Blood Stew)

Edited December 20, 2021 by Vamped

[Vamped]

What do you mean Duolingo doesn't have Tagalog?! 

[Vamped]

Whose Auntie spent all day putting this roller set in John Cho's hair?

[Kudasai]

Trying to figure out how to respond to that thread Doom posted in DF 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

3 hours ago, Kudasai said:

Trying to figure out how to respond to that thread Doom posted in DF 

That's not a good sign. 

[scoobdog]

21 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That's not a good sign. 

It's not looking good.  I think you're going to have to give up on the no marijuanas.

[DragonSinger]

On 12/16/2021 at 2:45 PM, Vamped said:

I'm trying my best to be respectful of work group's culture but they like to order alot of things with shrimp in it and I'm not trying to trigger my allergies. 

So they bought pizza and some of their traditional food. I thought it was easiest to get the pizza but then I was like I should get something else but I'm not trying to dip into the rice dishes because last time it was shrimp in there. One of the ladies was like here try some of this chicken feet. 

Yep ... this is it! I've never had it before but I'm a team player, I can do this. I'm willing to try anything once. 

I took a bite and then realized ... I dont know how I'm supposed to eat this

I feel like I've seen someone eat chicken feet in a K-drama but they ate it whole but .... do you eat the bones?!!!

 

I just read a Chinese webnovel where the MC made chicken feet. He marinated them in some type of wine mixture for a day, then stewed it for a day, and on the third day, threw them thangs on a grill. They were described as the bones being softened to where you could eat them whole. It sounded delicious, but way too much effort for me right now.

[DragonSinger]

Thank you internet folks for showing me how to get rid of Google Lens when I right-click on pics so I can go back to a regular old Google Image Search. 

Now y'all got me thinking about making sweet and sour ribs on Christmas.

[GuyBeardmane]

Got some mail yesterday with no return address but the envelope was hand written.  Thinking "oh, I got a personal letter."  Open it up and three religious tracts are inside.

Fuckin evangelicals.

[André Toulon]

37 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Got some mail yesterday with no return address but the envelope was hand written.  Thinking "oh, I got a personal letter."  Open it up and three religious tracts are inside.

Fuckin evangelicals.

I got one not long ago...They're weird

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Welp I just learned that Golden Earring, the band most famous for their 1973 hit Radar Love, are from the Netherlands.... and they formed in 1961 and put out their first album in 1965. Holy shit!

[DragonSinger]

Naw, the ribs will be for New Year's.

No Way Home better not make me cry because crying while wearing a mask is very inconvenient.

[Vamped]

What the shit?! 

This is the first job I've had where people seems to care about their employees. 

My manager just popped in here to tell me dont stay up here all day. We have a special thing happening around noon then she said get some food and go home XD

Whaaaaaat is this?!! 

(Im salaried so I get paid the same anyway) 

[DragonSinger]

20 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

No Way Home better not make me cry because crying while wearing a mask is very inconvenient.

*Looks at occupied reserved seating on theater's website. Feels anxiety building*

Never mind. I'll just dodge spoilers for a bit longer. I can't even try to fuck around here because Georgia's already back in the news for virus spread.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

54 minutes ago, Vamped said:

What the shit?! 

This is the first job I've had where people seems to care about their employees. 

My manager just popped in here to tell me dont stay up here all day. We have a special thing happening around noon then she said get some food and go home XD

Whaaaaaat is this?!! 

(Im salaried so I get paid the same anyway) 

Counter point: They're preparing you for an extremely hellish work day tomorrow.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Ice ice baby.....

It's funny like I know the general cadence to that phrase in the chorus, but I can't "picture" in my head Vanilla Ice singing it the way he did in the original version. Somehow my mind defaults to the 90s remake. ICE ICE BABAAAAAAAAY

[Vamped]

7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Counter point: They're preparing you for an extremely hellish work day tomorrow.

She told me to go home tomorrow too but I'm off anyway so it wont matter 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

"Get Viagra 100% online!"

As opposed to, what, 75% online and 25% in person?

[Poof]

Koreans