Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 24, 2021 Posted October 24, 2021 SNL Kids: The Not Ready For Bedtime Players. It feels like I may be ripping off a Family Guy joke with this... 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted October 24, 2021 Posted October 24, 2021 On 10/23/2021 at 1:28 AM, Vamped said: I ... am not good at conversation Expand Im not good at "polite" conversation....🙄 Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 26, 2021 Author Posted October 26, 2021 My Person of Interest memories...😭. Why he gotta be cray cray? What did Taraji P. Henson go through? No wonder the dog was always with the other actors! 1 Quote
Kudasai Posted October 26, 2021 Posted October 26, 2021 Your feelings are not my responsibility 2 Quote
BooThickemz Posted October 26, 2021 Posted October 26, 2021 Wondering why i let things happen regardless of the red flags. 1 1 1 Quote
Sawdamizer Posted October 26, 2021 Posted October 26, 2021 I’m thinking about temptys tits (bait) 2 Quote
Vamped Posted October 26, 2021 Posted October 26, 2021 This adulting thing is dumb. Every time I feel like I'm advancing somewhere, it feels like I start back over from square one 3 Quote
André Toulon Posted October 26, 2021 Posted October 26, 2021 On 10/26/2021 at 11:16 PM, Vamped said: This adulting thing is dumb. Every time I feel like I'm advancing somewhere, it feels like I start back over from square one Expand Because adulting is actually just one square 1 1 Quote
Nabreezy Posted October 27, 2021 Posted October 27, 2021 For the first time in a long time I am excited about the future and looking forward to it rather than alternating between dreading and ignoring 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 27, 2021 Posted October 27, 2021 Are fans of the band Ween called Weeners? *philosiraptor pic* 1 Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 27, 2021 Author Posted October 27, 2021 I hate how many Horror movies I've missed on TCM this month due to being too busy. Quote
Sawdamizer Posted October 27, 2021 Posted October 27, 2021 Thinking about how much water I should drink today to not have my entire liver fail 2 Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 27, 2021 Author Posted October 27, 2021 I want to complain about traffic being a nightmare this coming weekend, but we have a sports team who isn't embarrassing us(other than bringing out Travis Tritt) and even a dude who finished out his pitching on a broken leg. Quote
Vamped Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 Yeeep. My kid is bad ... he doesn't even know how to pretend to be sorry to not get in trouble 1 1 Quote
Nabreezy Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 On 10/27/2021 at 1:01 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Are fans of the band Ween called Weeners? Expand Pretty sure Ween fans are simply called "anyone who has ever listened to Ween." All the kids I work with have fake IDs, and I'm bartending an event tomorrow that will be full of such kids. Also fuck them for talking about tiktoks and making me feel old Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 I was surprised a few minutes ago that I heard a joke on 2 Broke Girls that actually I found pretty funny. "What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?" Reveal hidden contents The more you play with them, the harder they get. Of course if Comedy Central would drop their paid programming and shift Futurama from 7:00 AM to 6:00 AM I wouldn't be having to watch 2 Broke Girls on my after-work mornings. 1 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 Does anyone remember an ASMBer user from WAY back named CaptorOfSin? I know of this name from a message board a million years ago that I used to frequent but I don't know which one.... Just saw that name on discogs listing an album that I want (he listed the vinyl though, I just want the CD). Quote
Sawdamizer Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 I need to buy new sheets and I’m getting enticed on the Egyptian cotton deals… but I feel like it’s a waste of money. Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 28, 2021 Author Posted October 28, 2021 *Remembers the 800 thread count Egyptian bed sheets incident on Black Friday where a Walmart worker stood by waiting for the sale time, slit the plastic covering it with box cutters when the sale started and then ran the fuck away while the pallet got swarmed by customers* Me watching at the side with a can of cranberry sauce and a DVD set of Supernatural: 😨It's just bed sheets! 1 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 On 10/28/2021 at 3:52 PM, DragonSinger said: *Remembers the 800 thread count Egyptian bed sheets incident on Black Friday where a Walmart worker stood by waiting for the sale time, slit the plastic covering it with box cutters when the sale started and then ran the fuck away while the pallet got swarmed by customers* Me watching at the side with a can of cranberry sauce and a DVD set of Supernatural: 😨It's just bed sheets! Expand .... it's just 800 count 1 Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 28, 2021 Author Posted October 28, 2021 On 10/28/2021 at 6:15 PM, André Toulon said: .... it's just 800 count Expand Didn't stop those folks from ripping off the rest of the plastic in a daggone frenzy. Quote
scoobdog Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 Thinking about why Sorce would be in a Walmart..... Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 28, 2021 Author Posted October 28, 2021 On 10/28/2021 at 7:02 PM, scoobdog said: Thinking about why Sorce would be in a Walmart..... Expand Shut up, Scrappy, unless you're driving me 40 minutes to an H-Mart and paying for all my impulse buying. Wow, that really does look like a Hitler stache when Romney dresses as Ted Lasso. 1 Quote
Vamped Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 On 10/28/2021 at 7:02 PM, scoobdog said: Thinking about why Sorce would be in a Walmart..... Expand I'm not paying 65 dollars at Target for a microwave I can get for 29 dollars at Walmart. 1 1 Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 28, 2021 Author Posted October 28, 2021 *Thinks about the price of those expensive ass tomatoes at Whole Foods that looked like they got into a boxing match* 1 Quote
scoobdog Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 I'll drive you anywhere you want to go and pay for any impulse buy.... but only if you fuckers beat the Astros into the fucking dirt. Quote
Vamped Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 On 10/28/2021 at 9:04 PM, DragonSinger said: *Thinks about the price of those expensive ass tomatoes at Whole Foods that looked like they got into a boxing match* Expand I don't shop at Wholefoods. I just go for the experience and leave with a Samosa. 1 Quote
Kudasai Posted October 28, 2021 Posted October 28, 2021 I'm one death away from pretty much becoming an orphan 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted October 29, 2021 Posted October 29, 2021 Pancakes on a stick is still one of the major food groups 1 Quote
Nabreezy Posted October 29, 2021 Posted October 29, 2021 On 10/28/2021 at 2:39 AM, Nabreezy said: All the kids I work with have fake IDs, and I'm bartending an event tomorrow that will be full of such kids. Also fuck them for talking about tiktoks and making me feel old Expand Got canceled day-of because kids are fucking idiots! Ended up just having to do the old people one and getting out early. Was going to go to a show but I guess they all start at 8pm now post-zoom era? Trying not to drink or waste money anyway but still. Depressing. Was pretty excited for a minute to say hi and bye to whoever I'd see there. Oh well. Maybe I should just leave the house on Halloween after all even though right now I don't want to do that. Quote
Clownpernicus Posted October 29, 2021 Posted October 29, 2021 I'm thinking if I'm going to be able to get my amp out of the pawn shop by the end of next month. Prognosis is grim. Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 29, 2021 Author Posted October 29, 2021 My fault for not muting that bitch sooner. Is she even from Georgia like why the fuck is her tacky ass in our business? I wish she would go eat g****. 1 Quote
Vamped Posted October 29, 2021 Posted October 29, 2021 It's super slow today .... this is bad. That means it's going to be hella problems Monday 2 Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 30, 2021 Author Posted October 30, 2021 Traffic gonna be a biiiiiitch today. Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 30, 2021 Author Posted October 30, 2021 Oh Ed Lover. I guess there are gonna be more familiar faces hanging around. Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 31, 2021 Author Posted October 31, 2021 WHY IS HE STILL COMING HERE?! Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 31, 2021 Author Posted October 31, 2021 I'm sorry, but I might be pulling for the Astros tonight. 1 1 Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 31, 2021 Author Posted October 31, 2021 Fucking Astros can't even cheat when you need them to. 1 Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 31, 2021 Author Posted October 31, 2021 But seriously though, why is that orange fucker still alive? Quote
Nabreezy Posted November 1, 2021 Posted November 1, 2021 I honestly can't wait until [redacted] gets sick and dies, which will probably, hopefully, be soon, but still not soon enough. Reveal hidden contents Fuck you, you sickly old brainrot addled cunt. Just GTFO this Earth already you foul miserable ogre. Everyone hates you, feel the hate, I hope it stings, let it poison your soul & shorten your breath and rapidly depleting lifespan. Let the bad vibes you have sown carry you straight down to Hell. I said begone, bitch. Quote
DragonSinger Posted November 1, 2021 Author Posted November 1, 2021 The way Patreon processes payments is annoying. Quote
molarbear Posted November 1, 2021 Posted November 1, 2021 Why do I always bite the side of my mouth when I'm eating Skittles? 1 Quote
GuyBeardmane Posted November 1, 2021 Posted November 1, 2021 On 11/1/2021 at 8:24 PM, molarbear said: Why do I always bite the side of my mouth when I'm eating Skittles? Expand Because you are a ravenous monster. Maul the rainbow. Taste the rainbow. 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted November 2, 2021 Posted November 2, 2021 I guess the tradition of keeping the Halloween folder up until damn near Christmas is dead 2 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted November 2, 2021 Posted November 2, 2021 On 11/1/2021 at 8:24 PM, molarbear said: Why do I always bite the side of my mouth when I'm eating Skittles? Expand Your name's literally molarbear 1 Quote
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