Mix Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 How did that become the standard? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Your buttcrack’s just one big hairy coin slot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 The times, they are a-changin’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 1 hour ago, Mix said: How did that become the standard? I always thought it was sheets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 I feel like the only way we'd know that is through trial and error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 I was told you could bounce a quarter off my ass one or two times. ... Mostly by my best friend that likes to be a creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 8 hours ago, viperxmns said: Well that explains haypenny, but what's a straw penny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 2 Author Share Posted July 2 16 hours ago, [classic swim] said: Your buttcrack’s just one big hairy coin slot. We'll put this on the board as our current most likely reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 2 Author Share Posted July 2 (edited) 15 hours ago, molarbear said: I always thought it was sheets? What was sheets? You can bounce a quarter off sheets? You can bounce sheets off an ass? That makes even less sense. Edited July 2 by Mix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 2 Author Share Posted July 2 10 hours ago, Seight said: I feel like the only way we'd know that is through trial and error What else do you imagine they threw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 2 Author Share Posted July 2 9 hours ago, UwPp said: I was told you could bounce a quarter off my ass one or two times. ... Mostly by my best friend that likes to be a creep. Fantastic, get a hold of them and ask them why a quarter? This seems like a question only creeps and historians would know the answer to. And we're not a group of people that would know any historians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Bouncing quarters off of donkeys? Isn't that animal abuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 1 hour ago, Mix said: What was sheets? You can bounce a quarter off sheets? You can bounce sheets off an ass? That makes even less sense. Military slang thing. The idea is that if you fixed your bed to the proper expected standards, the sheets would be so tightly tucked that you'd be able to bounce a quarter off them. As for buttcheeks, if you are presenting plumber's crack you deserve to have someone try to flick a penny in the slot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 8 hours ago, Mix said: What was sheets? You can bounce a quarter off sheets? You can bounce sheets off an ass? That makes even less sense. Bounce a coin off your bed sheets after you make it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 The great depression. It's all they could afford. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 3 Author Share Posted July 3 16 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Military slang thing. The idea is that if you fixed your bed to the proper expected standards, the sheets would be so tightly tucked that you'd be able to bounce a quarter off them. As for buttcheeks, if you are presenting plumber's crack you deserve to have someone try to flick a penny in the slot. 9 hours ago, molarbear said: Bounce a coin off your bed sheets after you make it A random beginning for a random saying...kinda fitting 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 In the military, you were supposed to be able to bounce a quarter off a correctly made bed. At a party, you're supposed to be able to bounce a quarter into a solo cup (or a rocks glass) to make whoever you want to drink. Just don't point at them or you have to drink too. And don't swear or you have to drink. Ah, screw it, just drink! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 43 minutes ago, tsar4 said: In the military, you were supposed to be able to bounce a quarter off a correctly made bed. At a party, you're supposed to be able to bounce a quarter into a solo cup (or a rocks glass) to make whoever you want to drink. Just don't point at them or you have to drink too. And don't swear or you have to drink. Ah, screw it, just drink! Be honest... you've played quarters with Malort, haven't you? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Be honest... you've played quarters with Malort, haven't you? Nope, Malort wasn't widely known during the time I was with people who played quarters. Which is a darned shame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Nope, Malort wasn't widely known during the time I was with people who played quarters. Which is a darned shame. It would be the first time in the history of drinking that literally everyone stayed sober. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Nope, Malort wasn't widely known during the time I was with people who played quarters. Which is a darned shame. Dude, you should still be playing quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 9 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: It would be the first time in the history of drinking that literally everyone stayed sober. Not when I was my turn. I was really good at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 45 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Not when I was my turn. I was really good at it. You monster! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 I went to a nursing school run by Franciscan nuns. Although it was no longer the case when I attended, several of my instructors were alumnae - in their day, the nuns would bounce a quarter off the sheets to make sure that the beds were well made, and before the students were allowed on the floor, their clinical instructors would smack their butts to make sure that they were wearing girdles. This has been "Today in Ancient History." Please tune in again next week, when we discuss "How to Untangle Phone Cords." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 XD bootcamp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 16 hours ago, scoobdog said: Be honest... you've played quarters with Malort, haven't you? tsar and the gang really having a go at 'quarters'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 14 minutes ago, discolé monade said: tsar and the gang really having a go at 'quarters'. Nothing so snooty. We're talking farm kids & townies. Quarters, "Judge & Jury", 7up, Bullshit, & Euchre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 2 hours ago, mthor said: I went to a nursing school run by Franciscan nuns. Although it was no longer the case when I attended, several of my instructors were alumnae - in their day, the nuns would bounce a quarter off the sheets to make sure that the beds were well made, and before the students were allowed on the floor, their clinical instructors would smack their butts to make sure that they were wearing girdles. This has been "Today in Ancient History." Please tune in again next week, when we discuss "How to Untangle Phone Cords." Don't spout the false hopes, Questing Beast. You ask the impossible. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 5 hours ago, discolé monade said: tsar and the gang really having a go at 'quarters'. Tsar too classy for fucking Kelsey Grammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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