Mix Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 I've received 37, that's THIRTY SEVEN....invites to blood ritual sacrifices. And only a few are at Diddy's house. Yes, I know Diddy. No, I don't want to talk about it. 9 Quote
UwPp Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 Imagine having the eclipse through your city. Thank you apocalypse for letting me only have to work until 2. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 My sister and her family left a few hours ago to drive nearly 1,000 miles and witness it. They kind of asked if I might be interested in going, but I decided to stay home and watch TV or play video games. Who, I ask you, is obsessed in this scenario? 1 Quote
Raptorpat Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 imagine it's 5,000 years ago and there's a total solar eclipse three days after an earthquake 1 Quote
scoobdog Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 I have a friend flying her grandkids to Texas to see the apocalypse. I guess wit Southwest it’s not so expensive but still… Texas. 2 Quote
Insipid Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 When I'm 42, the answer to everything, the total eclipse will happen over Beijing, Pyongyang, and Tokyo. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_September_2,_2035 1 Quote
Seight Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 The weather people here have stopped just short of saying "Oh yeah, it won't rain or be cloudy until Monday night, it would be illegal during the afternoon" 1 Quote
Mix Posted April 8, 2024 Author Posted April 8, 2024 5 hours ago, Raptorpat said: imagine it's 5,000 years ago and there's a total solar eclipse three days after an earthquake I already said blood ritual sacrifice. Some things don't change. 1 Quote
Mix Posted April 8, 2024 Author Posted April 8, 2024 4 hours ago, Insipid said: When I'm 42, the answer to everything, the total eclipse will happen over Beijing, Pyongyang, and Tokyo. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_September_2,_2035 2035!!! Jeez, you think we'll be able to see the eclipse from Mars? haha, no seriously though we're all going to be dead. 1 Quote
wacky1980 Posted April 8, 2024 Posted April 8, 2024 oh yeah, well i'm going. when CERN fires up and the eclipse amplifies their particle loop to the point that a portal to hell spawns in the illinois countryside, i wanna see that shit. 3 Quote
molarbear Posted April 8, 2024 Posted April 8, 2024 8 hours ago, Raptorpat said: imagine it's 5,000 years ago and there's a total solar eclipse three days after an earthquake what earthquake Pat? This guy.....Typical NY earther thinking "Oh, the whole world is NY, everyone must have felt that earthquake" Nah pat, some of us were dealing with actual natural disasters like your mom storms, high winds, and Maxwell's uprising in the east sorry about the "your mom" comment. I hope she's doing well please don't send another cat 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 8, 2024 Posted April 8, 2024 I just saw the 90% a few minutes ago. It’s really amazing to look at. I understand the obsession. Not the ritual sacrifice though 1 Quote
Raptorpat Posted April 8, 2024 Posted April 8, 2024 It was cloudless all day until about 20 minutes before it got interesting. In the 95% band so not the full thing, but still a bit disappointing that the full clouds rolled in. 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 8, 2024 Posted April 8, 2024 34 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: It was cloudless all day until about 20 minutes before it got interesting. In the 95% band so not the full thing, but still a bit disappointing that the full clouds rolled in. Luckily the clouds held until after over here. Seeing a crescent of the sun was cool 1 Quote
Mix Posted April 9, 2024 Author Posted April 9, 2024 5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I just saw the 90% a few minutes ago. It’s really amazing to look at. I understand the obsession. Not the ritual sacrifice though Without the ritual sacrifice, we're just a bunch of idiots gathered in a field, looking at the sky. Anyway I saw the 80% it was pretty cool I wish I saw the full thing and I get why people were so psyched hail satan 2 Quote
Mix Posted April 9, 2024 Author Posted April 9, 2024 4 hours ago, Raptorpat said: It was cloudless all day until about 20 minutes before it got interesting. In the 95% band so not the full thing, but still a bit disappointing that the full clouds rolled in. Sucks to be you. They shot down the clouds in Texas. 3 Quote
Mix Posted April 9, 2024 Author Posted April 9, 2024 6 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Anyone stumble across a Behelit yet? No ritual sacrifice is complete without a Behelit. I bout mine on Etsy. Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 9, 2024 Posted April 9, 2024 33 minutes ago, Mix said: Without the ritual sacrifice, we're just a bunch of idiots gathered in a field, looking at the sky. Anyway I saw the 80% it was pretty cool I wish I saw the full thing and I get why people were so psyched hail satan Hail Satan 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 9, 2024 Posted April 9, 2024 17 hours ago, Mix said: Anyway I saw the 80% it was pretty cool I wish I saw the full thing and I get why people were so psyched hail satan 17 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Hail Satan don't forget guys....the reservation is under DISCO. the 'la salle des poubelles' room hail satan 1 Quote
nameraka Posted April 10, 2024 Posted April 10, 2024 On 4/7/2024 at 3:09 PM, Mix said: I've received 37, that's THIRTY SEVEN....invites to blood ritual sacrifices. And only a few are at Diddy's house. Yes, I know Diddy. No, I don't want to talk about it. 37? No one was supposed to get more than 36. This throws off the numerology. Dammit. I spent 900 years working to bring about the end of days and this shit happens. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted April 10, 2024 Posted April 10, 2024 7 hours ago, nameraka said: 37? No one was supposed to get more than 36. This throws off the numerology. Dammit. I spent 900 years working to bring about the end of days and this shit happens. Too coincidental to not post. Quote
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