Mix Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 I've received 37, that's THIRTY SEVEN....invites to blood ritual sacrifices. And only a few are at Diddy's house. Yes, I know Diddy. No, I don't want to talk about it. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Imagine having the eclipse through your city. Thank you apocalypse for letting me only have to work until 2. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 My sister and her family left a few hours ago to drive nearly 1,000 miles and witness it. They kind of asked if I might be interested in going, but I decided to stay home and watch TV or play video games. Who, I ask you, is obsessed in this scenario? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 imagine it's 5,000 years ago and there's a total solar eclipse three days after an earthquake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 I have a friend flying her grandkids to Texas to see the apocalypse. I guess wit Southwest it’s not so expensive but still… Texas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 When I'm 42, the answer to everything, the total eclipse will happen over Beijing, Pyongyang, and Tokyo. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_September_2,_2035 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 The weather people here have stopped just short of saying "Oh yeah, it won't rain or be cloudy until Monday night, it would be illegal during the afternoon" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 8 Author Share Posted April 8 5 hours ago, Raptorpat said: imagine it's 5,000 years ago and there's a total solar eclipse three days after an earthquake I already said blood ritual sacrifice. Some things don't change. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 8 Author Share Posted April 8 4 hours ago, Insipid said: When I'm 42, the answer to everything, the total eclipse will happen over Beijing, Pyongyang, and Tokyo. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_September_2,_2035 2035!!! Jeez, you think we'll be able to see the eclipse from Mars? haha, no seriously though we're all going to be dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 oh yeah, well i'm going. when CERN fires up and the eclipse amplifies their particle loop to the point that a portal to hell spawns in the illinois countryside, i wanna see that shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 8 hours ago, Raptorpat said: imagine it's 5,000 years ago and there's a total solar eclipse three days after an earthquake what earthquake Pat? This guy.....Typical NY earther thinking "Oh, the whole world is NY, everyone must have felt that earthquake" Nah pat, some of us were dealing with actual natural disasters like your mom storms, high winds, and Maxwell's uprising in the east sorry about the "your mom" comment. I hope she's doing well please don't send another cat 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Anyone stumble across a Behelit yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 I just saw the 90% a few minutes ago. It’s really amazing to look at. I understand the obsession. Not the ritual sacrifice though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 wo I juw6 look3e q 5 5h3 wun 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 It was cloudless all day until about 20 minutes before it got interesting. In the 95% band so not the full thing, but still a bit disappointing that the full clouds rolled in. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 34 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: It was cloudless all day until about 20 minutes before it got interesting. In the 95% band so not the full thing, but still a bit disappointing that the full clouds rolled in. Luckily the clouds held until after over here. Seeing a crescent of the sun was cool 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 9 Author Share Posted April 9 5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I just saw the 90% a few minutes ago. It’s really amazing to look at. I understand the obsession. Not the ritual sacrifice though Without the ritual sacrifice, we're just a bunch of idiots gathered in a field, looking at the sky. Anyway I saw the 80% it was pretty cool I wish I saw the full thing and I get why people were so psyched hail satan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 9 Author Share Posted April 9 4 hours ago, Raptorpat said: It was cloudless all day until about 20 minutes before it got interesting. In the 95% band so not the full thing, but still a bit disappointing that the full clouds rolled in. Sucks to be you. They shot down the clouds in Texas. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 9 Author Share Posted April 9 6 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Anyone stumble across a Behelit yet? No ritual sacrifice is complete without a Behelit. I bout mine on Etsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 33 minutes ago, Mix said: Without the ritual sacrifice, we're just a bunch of idiots gathered in a field, looking at the sky. Anyway I saw the 80% it was pretty cool I wish I saw the full thing and I get why people were so psyched hail satan Hail Satan 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 17 hours ago, Mix said: Anyway I saw the 80% it was pretty cool I wish I saw the full thing and I get why people were so psyched hail satan 17 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Hail Satan don't forget guys....the reservation is under DISCO. the 'la salle des poubelles' room hail satan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 On 4/7/2024 at 3:09 PM, Mix said: I've received 37, that's THIRTY SEVEN....invites to blood ritual sacrifices. And only a few are at Diddy's house. Yes, I know Diddy. No, I don't want to talk about it. 37? No one was supposed to get more than 36. This throws off the numerology. Dammit. I spent 900 years working to bring about the end of days and this shit happens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 7 hours ago, nameraka said: 37? No one was supposed to get more than 36. This throws off the numerology. Dammit. I spent 900 years working to bring about the end of days and this shit happens. Too coincidental to not post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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