sports 2023/24 NFL It’s a Hard Knock Life Shit Talking Thread

[1pooh4u]

7 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

The NFL is going to rig it sooooooo hard

Have they announced the officiating crew yet?  I was dumb last week when I didn’t switch my pick from BAL to KC. I should’ve known. The Jets first hand got fucked cuz the NFL wants to force media darlings instead of allowing it to happen naturally.  IMO, had KC been winning legit without obvious bias calls, more people would be receptive to a dynasty, but how it happens just pisses people off. 

[Master-Debater131]

2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Have they announced the officiating crew yet?  I was dumb last week when I didn’t switch my pick from BAL to KC. I should’ve known. The Jets first hand got fucked cuz the NFL wants to force media darlings instead of allowing it to happen naturally.  IMO, had KC been winning legit without obvious bias calls, more people would be receptive to a dynasty, but how it happens just pisses people off. 

We even talked about that lol. I should have switched as well.

 

Im not making that mistake this time. Im taking the fuckers because of the obvious rigging thats about to happen.

[1pooh4u]

5 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

We even talked about that lol. I should have switched as well.

 

Im not making that mistake this time. Im taking the fuckers because of the obvious rigging thats about to happen.

I’m not going against KC again either 😆

[1pooh4u]

@scoobdog I need for you to please pick one team cuz you got one post picking KC and a post for the other guys….if only it worked like that 😆

[scoobdog]

Fuck.   I have dementia.

[1pooh4u]

8 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Fuck.   I have dementia.

You pulled a me 😆😆

[1pooh4u]

Might have to change my pick to the 49ers cuz if KC wins I have no chance of winning HOWEVER if San Francisco wins I could possibly win but we all know the outcome is already written to favor KC idk still got a few days to decide 

[Seight]

IMPORTANT JOURNALISM TIME

[molarbear]

Calling it

 

We are gonna see the return of the cola wars this super bowl

[Mode 7]

Super Bowl Sunday? More like the Swiftie Bowl Sunday amirite? 

....

I'll see myself out 

[SwimOdin]

I’m usually sad the season is coming to a close, but I hated my team this year so I’m glad it’s over.

[1pooh4u]

I hate the end of football season because I don’t watch any other sport to fill in the time.  I’m probably not gonna watch UFL in March cuz iirc the last non nfl football league didn’t even make it one season 

[1pooh4u]

Gonna change my pic back to KC cuz @VicodinEs had to pick the 49ers too 🫠 so I might as well enjoy the game and pick the team I want to win instead  

jic it’s not clear I’m jk. I mean I’m changing back my pick cuz my plan got crushed but I’m not mad about it 😊😆😊

[1pooh4u]

I bet it’s a lot of fun for tourists to be in Vegas during a Super Bowl. Probably sucks butt if you’re a resident though 😬😆

[tsar4]

Fantastic seeing all those congratulating "Mongo" for making the HOF.

It's completely heartbreaking to see how this Man has deteriorated due to ALS.

[Gemini]

Andre Johnson first Texan to be elected to the Hall of Fame.

[Gemini]

Also, first Niners drive ends in a giveaway. Chiefs recovered a Niners fumble.

[1pooh4u]

KC has awful run defense but is pretty good at forcing turnovers. Let’s see KC’s first possession 

[Gemini]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

KC has awful run defense but is pretty good at forcing turnovers. Let’s see KC’s first possession 

3 and out.

[Seight]

So Doordash has a contest where they'll send you everything advertised during the Super Bowl.

I saw a Jesus Gets Us commercial so I guess if you win the contest you win Jesus???

[Gemini]

It's been a defensive battle so far. Still scoreless after another Chiefs punt.

Edited February 12, 2024 by Gemini

[Gemini]

We have a score!

The Niners get the first three points of the game on a Super Bowl record 55-yarder!

[1pooh4u]

Boring game honestly 

[1pooh4u]

KC better take the 3

[1pooh4u]

Smart move. 
 

the second half should be good

[tsar4]

John Cleese rant

[1pooh4u]

Oof Mahomes is playing like an ahole 

[Gemini]

9 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Oof Mahomes is playing like an ahole 

I think it's appropriate to say that about the Chiefs offense as a whole.

[1pooh4u]

17 minutes ago, Gemini said:

I think it's appropriate to say that about the Chiefs offense as a whole.

Nah hole is right. 

[Gemini]

7 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Nah hole is right. 

*in French voice from Spongebob* Seven minutes later...

MAHOMES THORWS A TOUCHDOWN PASS! THE CHIEFS TAKE THE LEAD!

[1pooh4u]

KC gonna start rolling along now, probably 

[1pooh4u]

lol guess not KC let’s 49ers roll through the D but they missed that pat could be what kills them 

[1pooh4u]

Could this be the second only ever Super Bowl to go into OT?

[Gemini]

20 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Could this be the second only ever Super Bowl to go into OT?

Yes, it is.

[1pooh4u]

1 minute ago, Gemini said:

Yes, it is.

Unless SF return for TD 

[1pooh4u]

OT it is 

[1pooh4u]

Oh shit they play the entire quarter regardless of who scores first. That’s a change a long time coming 

nope that wasn’t the change if 49ers stop KC the game is over 

[Gemini]

Touchdown Chiefs. Ballgame.

[SwimOdin]

Welp

[1pooh4u]

Yes!!! KC wins as written 

[1pooh4u]

Congratulations to @Seight I’m pretty sure you won I’ll make it official tomorrow after I see if anyone scored on the Lol or Goat. FYI I’m only considering the reg season and not playoffs unless a player has an objection to that?

[1pooh4u]

I wonder how many people won off a “how many seconds will Taylor Swift be on tv”? 😆 I guessed about 100 seconds my bf said 120 seconds 

[Master-Debater131]

 

In regards to their Super Bowl ad.......

[Master-Debater131]

24 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Yes!!! KC wins as written 

Called it!

[1pooh4u]

10 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

 

In regards to their Super Bowl ad.......

I missed that commercial. 

[1pooh4u]

We knew KC wasn’t not going to win. The refs even tried to look like they weren’t involved 😆

[viperxmns]

I still think it's kinda funny how there was that story "kelce is actually pronounced kells" and everyone went 'lol whatever'

[MasqueradeOverture]

This shit was so scripted Taylor might as well have entered the stadium to Stone Cold's theme.

[1pooh4u]

Now all the Trump politicians and MAGA folks are gonna have a field day with the conspiracy theories. They were already going off the rails, the train is totally gonna fly off the track now 😆

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, viperxmns said:

I still think it's kinda funny how there was that story "kelce is actually pronounced kells" and everyone went 'lol whatever'

That would be my reaction “lol whatever” cuz never once was it ever pronounced that way by any announcer or player in the NFL.