Well I’m never shopping here again

[Still Me]

Good

[viperxmns]

We apologize about the constant smell of farts in the dressing room, we are working to expand the smell of farts to the entire store

[The_annoying_one]

[tsar4]

I'll alert the media.

[André Toulon]

I'm still waiting for my parcel.

[Seight]

TAKE THAT, K-MART!

[Raptorpat]

Ma'am, that's not for sale. This is my living room.

THAT'S MY PURSE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU

[discolé monade]

excuse me, miss, you are at the dmv. 

[nameraka]

Um yeah, I don't work here, lady.

[Mix]

Yeah, that's how garage sales work, lady.

[Gemini]

You gotta read the fine print on coupons!

[Lynnrael]

i loved when customers did this, I'd be all cheerful like"that's wonderful news, you have a great day now!" and they'd melt the fuck down. so much fun

[[classic swim]]

[katt_goddess]

One down, 42 million to go.