Game Master Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 Here is the fifth challenge and where we separate the contenders from the crowd. Remember the villain Spike came face to face at the thrilling conclusion of the first round? He is actually part of a cabal of custodial who feel they're being ignored. Seeing the celebrations for our newest holiday, they've decided to stage a protest in front one of the premiere events (think Joker in the Burton's Batman where he tries to take over Gotham City's birthday parade for... reasons). Someone has to stop them, and it's you the select few who've made it this far in the competition. This will be a scavenger hunt. Each participant will have to find a ridiculous venue (i.e.a website for a dilapidated amusement park), choose an activity they're doing at the time (i.e. a video of marital arts fails), and choose a weapon for fighting the janitors from inside their house (take a picture of it on your phone or find a web image of it - anything will work except a real weapon). Then you put it all together into a story in whatever way suits your talents: write a story, draw a picture, or just give us a play-by-play in your post (with the links to your scavenger "finds" of course). Our contestants this round will be @discolé monade, @Vela, @Seight, @blueraven1999, @The_annoying_one, @molarbear, and @ghostrek. Of this seven, four move on to the final round. Disco and Vela each crushed the competition last round and, as a reward for that tie, they are being awarded a bonus point each. I'm giving this competition just over a week to complete. Submissions are due: Friday, 07/28/23 at 11pm EDT. Good Luck ASMB Survivors! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueraven1999 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 I won't be able to take a picture and upload it here. I lack the ability. I never post here from my phone and I've only sent pics to my friends a few times on my phone and I had a very hard time with it. That was just with email I think. Do I have I drop out because I can't post a picture or would just a story be okay? To be fair I did say before the competition started that I can't take pics with my phone and post it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 you can copy/paste a pic off google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 31 minutes ago, blueraven1999 said: I won't be able to take a picture and upload it here. I lack the ability. I never post here from my phone and I've only sent pics to my friends a few times on my phone and I had a very hard time with it. That was just with email I think. Do I have I drop out because I can't post a picture or would just a story be okay? To be fair I did say before the competition started that I can't take pics with my phone and post it here. You do not need to upload anything. Posting links will be fine, just as you would for your YT videos. If you have trouble, let me know and I can do for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 I won’t be able to put any time/effort into this until at least Monday, since I’m currently on vacation (with horrible WiFi) and won’t be back until late Sunday night. But, then again, short deadlines usually make me work harder. We shall see, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueraven1999 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 13 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You do not need to upload anything. Posting links will be fine, just as you would for your YT videos. If you have trouble, let me know and I can do for you. Okay posting links would work. Thank you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 You know as a former janitor i do know a lot of chemicals janitors use are toxic to breathe in not mention make good makeshift weapons similar to pepper spray 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 2 hours ago, ghostrek said: You know as a former janitor i do know a lot of chemicals janitors use are toxic to breathe in not mention make good makeshift weapons similar to pepper spray On 7/20/2023 at 2:01 PM, Game Master said: anything will work except a real weapon). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, discolé monade said: i'm the saying that there's a lot more daily of weapons in our janitors Arsenal cleaning supplies than you think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, ghostrek said: i'm the saying that there's a lot more daily of weapons in our janitors Arsenal cleaning supplies than you think oh i'm fully aware of chemicals that can be used for chemical assault. but i dont' think we are ALLOWED to use ACTUAL weapons? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 2 hours ago, discolé monade said: oh i'm fully aware of chemicals that can be used for chemical assault. but i dont' think we are ALLOWED to use ACTUAL weapons? true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 9 hours ago, ghostrek said: You know as a former janitor i do know a lot of chemicals janitors use are toxic to breathe in not mention make good makeshift weapons similar to pepper spray As long as they can’t reasonably kill someone. Like, ammonia would not be ok. Simple Green, would probably be fine. Cigarettes….. let’s say they’re not deadly for this particular challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Question @scoobdog Does the site we pick for the venue have to be SFW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Just now, molarbear said: Question @scoobdog Does the site we pick for the venue have to be SFW? Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Nope. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 18 hours ago, scoobdog said: As long as they can’t reasonably kill someone. Like, ammonia would not be ok. Simple Green, would probably be fine. Cigarettes….. let’s say they’re not deadly for this particular challenge. that a hard one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, ghostrek said: that a hard one It’s a challenge, you could say. i can’t wait to see what you come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 4 hours ago, ghostrek said: that a hard one 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 @Gemini not funny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 7 minutes ago, ghostrek said: @Gemini not funny At least one person begs to differ. >_> 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, Gemini said: At least one person begs to differ. >_> ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 OOOOOH!! y'all don't know what's comin' tee hee. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, discolé monade said: OOOOOH!! y'all don't know what's comin' tee hee. I have no earthly idea WTF is going on. Ever. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Lol this part of the competition seems like a bad idea cuz Ghostrek is lookin to straight up kill us all 😬😆 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 GameMaster NO REAL WEAPONS Ghostrek: YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT ALL THE SHIT I CAN DO WITH JANITORIAL CHEMICALS AND A LITTLE BIT OF SALTPETER! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post discolé monade Posted July 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 24, 2023 (edited) Meanwhile, across town… A voice, hidden behind a hooded cloak, in the shadows : Is everything prepared? Another hidden figure, also, behind a hooded cloak : Yes sire, as you directed. The location has been found. I have scouts headed there now to complete the final preparations. Will there be anything else, K? K: That will be all, P. P: You said P. K: Of course, you’re P. P: Wait, do i smell like P? *tries to sniff crotch* K: ... P: ... K: Please leaveP: OK At that very moment… Buddy: I have NO idea how you managed it ghost, but you got good intel. This is the spot those banana heads plan on announcing their st00pid holiday! This shit is bananas!! Now…get your ass in there and let’s finish this. Ghostrek : Aye aye skipper. *drops a bag he’s carrying* Buddy: …. Ghostrek: *still saluting*Buddy: What are you doing? Ghostrek: Buddy: … Ghostrek:... Buddy: please leave. Ghostrek: ok *grabs bag* Buddy: MOLARBEAR! GET OVER HERE!!! *enter Molarbear* Buddy: ….. Molarbear: It only took 36 years of swimming in some of the most vile waters of the Arkansas River, you could imagine for my first mutant power to show up. But seriously…..when the fuck do the eye lasers kick in? Buddy: What is happening….with *gestures up and down motion * with all this?Molarbear: What? Oh this old thing? *does a little twirl* it’s my gundam cicada suit of armor of awesomeness. You likey? Buddy: …… Molarbear : It has pockets Buddy: ……*sigh* Get to the entrance, and keep your eye out. Seight and Disco will be here soon. They will have the weapons. I don’t know how they managed it, but they do deliver. *Buddy’s radio squawks* Buddy?! Buddy?! You there???? Come in!! Buddy: Buddy here. What’s your 20? Seight: South perimeter. By the front um….yeah….we have a situation. *Disco in the background* oh shit…OH SHIT!!!! OH SHIT OH SHIT OHSHITOHSHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! Seight: it looks like a timer. . Get here!! Buddy: I'll be there in 5! Seight: Yeah…i don’t think we got 5. And have you seen ghost? A few seconds later… The gang all make it to the entrance…..or what’s left of it. Disco: SHIIIITTTTTT!!! Where is he? Where is ghost?? Buddy: What in the wide wide world of sports……? Seight: Ghost did this. I don’t think it was on purpose, but he was so gung-ho about this, that he said he was going to quote “clean the place BEFORE shit went down”. Apparently he mixed the wrong chemicals. And I'm not sure HOW those chemicals are going to react to the items. Molarbear: You mean the legos? They’ll be fine. We just spread them all over, like we talked about. The minute those banana loving freaks try to make here, they will be taken down BY LEGO!!!! Buddy: Legos? LEGOS!?!?! That’s our plan? What is happening? Disco: I got the idea when i was walking through my house, and the cat forgot to put away his legos. Those little buggers hurt like the dickens. Buddy: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!? Your cat’s legos? “Hurt like the dickens??” Disco, are you high? Disco: I prefer the term elevated. ANYWAY, we don’t have much time! Grab your weapons and ammo, and get to your locations! REGULATOR’S MOUNT UP!!! Molarbear: And don’t forget your armor * **Enter ghostrek, without a mark or scratch on him Buddy: What the hell ghost. What did you do? Ghost: I saw someone around the side of the building, while I was tossing the mop water. They looked sketchy, so I approached and saw that they were setting up something with timers, and I tried to stop them with some they laughed, pushed a button, and ran. Next thing I know, the front of the building is …well…gone. *Ghostrek looks off in the distance* : All that mess to clean up. So little time. Seight: Who would blow this up? Buddy: Whoever it was…..pretty much did our jobs for us. I mean, blowing the place up wasn't in the cards, but it got the job done. *shrugs* Alright….well, I’m out, headed to STREET FIGHTER ANNUAL LIVE ACTION CARNAVAL or SFALAC The gang: Buddy: ..... Molarbear: Well, i’m not letting this go unnoticed. * attempts to sashay away, as well as anyone could in a cicada suit of armor* Disco: *looks over at Seight* You wanna get elevated and build legos? Seigh: Sure…..why the hell not. **BACK AT THE SHADOWS** K: Those fools, did they really think I'd allow a ‘Banana Sticker Day’? P: Well…it would have been better than "48 hours of Pacterd". What were THEY thinking? Toaster oven wars? K: I actually liked the Toaster Oven War. But NEITHER will be celebrated as long as I’m in control!!! P: **starts maniacal laughing* Edited July 25, 2023 by discolé monade my pics disappeared. 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Oh snap 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 So, I just realized I have only 4 days to top…..that…. Do I just drop out now, or……? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 Calm down, everybody. I’m not going anywhere…..except down with the ship, probably. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 (edited) Meanwhile, on the seedy side of town…. “Alright, team. We only get one shot at this. I must say, T_a_o and br1999, the two of you really picked the perfect spot for an ambush.” *in unison* “Thank you, Captain Vela!” "Alright, let's save the sappy shit for later. Our intel shows that Packard is planning to overthrow Banana Sticker Day here tonight. We must prevent that at all cost!” *T_a_o & br1999 in unison again* “Yes, Captain! We will not let you down!” *Captain sighs and mumbles under her breath* “I'm working with a couple of damn amateurs here...." T_a_o: “Wait...what's that up ahead? Is that...." br1999: “I think that's Packard. But who's with him? And why are they dressed as furries??” Captain: “Nevermind that! Are the weapons ready??” T_a_o: “I've got them right here, Cap--" Captain: "What the fuck was that?!?!” T_a_o: “It appeared to be an explosion of some sort.” Captain: "No shit, Sherlock! But where did it come from?!" br1999: "This has ghostrek written all over it...." Captain: "Weapons ready?" *in unison* "Aye, Captain!" Captain: *sigh* “Just get them ready. The two of you are giving me a headache...." br1999: "I've got them right here, Captain." Captain: "Good, because here they come!!" https://youtu.be/sH4u1TisZfE It was a long, hard battle, but in the end, Banana Sticker Day was saved. Unfortunately, there were no survivors in the preceding battle. Edited July 25, 2023 by The_annoying_one I missed a LOT of quotation marks…. 1 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 (edited) We throwing down at a 90's Mcduck's playground I was currently there auditioning for a role in the upcoming star trek, grey's anatomy, walking dead super mix where everyone dies in the first 10 seconds and you slowly over the course of 5 years develop a need to order charmin anytime you hear church bells I feel no further need to explain how my weapon of choice is going to end the world Janitor rebellion -end speech Edited July 26, 2023 by molarbear *those are my knees in the pocket sand photo.. I'm sitting apple sauce style 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 On 7/26/2023 at 1:34 AM, molarbear said: We throwing down at a 90's Mcduck's playground I was currently there auditioning for a role in the upcoming star trek, grey's anatomy, walking dead super mix where everyone dies in the first 10 seconds and you slowly over the course of 5 years develop a need to order charmin anytime you hear church bells I feel no further need to explain how my weapon of choice is going to end the world Janitor rebellion -end speech lmfao *takes a breath* oh man, those....do NOT look like knees... ahahahaha...I'm dying again 🤣🤣🤣 I see thighs and stomach like the pic was taken from above a shelf or something. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Is today the last day of submissions? It’s midnight, right? I alway fuck that up when someone says “Friday at midnight” I automatically go to what’s technically Saturday at midnight. 🫠 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Is today the last day of submissions? It’s midnight, right? I alway fuck that up when someone says “Friday at midnight” I automatically go to what’s technically Saturday at midnight. 🫠 Yeah, even though it is technically wrong, that's what I was thinking too. I feel like most people do except pompous asshats who want to argue semantics. Shut up Scoob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 On 7/20/2023 at 2:01 PM, Game Master said: I'm giving this competition just over a week to complete. Submissions are due: Friday, 07/28/23 at 11pm EDT. Good Luck ASMB Survivors! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, discolé monade said: Shut up Disco 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suziefish Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 reunion looks like a good place to SPLASH right in :): thank-you and Hello :): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Just now, suziefish said: reunion looks like a good place to SPLASH right in :): thank-you and Hello :): Once you get your feet wet, so to speak, find me if you want to join the secret folder. I'm tryna see sumthin. Well, not secret....more like forbidden. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Is today the last day of submissions? It’s midnight, right? I alway fuck that up when someone says “Friday at midnight” I automatically go to what’s technically Saturday at midnight. 🫠 No, its Friday at 11PM, so it's tomorrow. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 (edited) 47 minutes ago, scoobdog said: No, its Friday at 11PM, so it's tomorrow. Is this future or past dweller time? Let’s say you’re facing a map rn are we doin left coast or right coast time? Edited July 27, 2023 by 1pooh4u 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Is this future or past dweller time? Let’s say you’re facing a map rn are we doin left coast or right coast time? Sorry, its 11pm EDT, so your time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 15 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Sorry, its 11pm EDT, so your time. Why is it specifically her time? I live within the same time zone! That’s ableism….or something! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 50 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Why is it specifically her time? I live within the same time zone! That’s ableism….or something! Your time is 10pm EDT. It's a super special time all your own. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 6 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Your time is 10pm EDT. It's a super special time all your own. According to Google, Pooh’s state and mine share the exact same time. Either way, I was just messing with you because it’s fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: According to Google, Pooh’s state and mine share the exact same time. Either way, I was just messing with you because it’s fun. I know, bro. Just joking around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I know, bro. Just joking around. And I would have it no other way, bro. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 22 hours ago, Vela said: lmfao *takes a breath* oh man, those....do NOT look like knees... ahahahaha...I'm dying again 🤣🤣🤣 I see thighs and stomach like the pic was taken from above a shelf or something. *Stretches neck really fucking far and stops eating leafs definitely Bee's, I was just born the same year Chernobyl happened 10 hours ago, scoobdog said: No, its Friday at 11PM, so it's tomorrow. 9 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Is this future or past dweller time? Let’s say you’re facing a map rn are we doin left coast or right coast time? This is why Central should be the Universal time zone for games/meetings/bidnaz/ and uemb 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 I too sit Indian style in chairs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 i too, am sitting criss/cross applesauce, at this very moment. : 0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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