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  On 3/25/2023 at 3:13 AM, PhilosipherStoned said:

Thought so. barkeep get this guy some trash can punch on my tab!

**scoots across the floor like a dog rubbing it's butt on the carpet up to the SF2 set up and spectates the match**

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Barkeep, I appreciate but respectfully decline this order. I think I’ve reached my limit. *pays tab and leaves quietly to go crash in his bed*

Posted
  On 3/26/2023 at 2:23 AM, tsar4 said:

*tsar returns from the back, bruised & bleeding...delivers the order & cracks open a Green River*

Sorry, I was having computer issues.

NP: 

 

 

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*looks at you with concern* Are you okay, sir? Maybe you should go lie down. I’m sure someone else can take over your duties for tonight.

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  On 3/26/2023 at 2:27 AM, The_annoying_one said:

Are you okay, sir? Maybe you should go lie down. I’m sure someone else can take over your duties for tonight.

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I'm good.  Clipboard refused to release a previous copy.  Every paste was the same thing, but I made it submit to my will.

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Posted
  On 3/26/2023 at 2:21 AM, Still Me said:

dude speaking of getting fucked up, I was dunk and frunk last night. 
 

y’all had that old smokys moonshine? Mix banana and butter pecan and it taste like banana bread

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Why anyone want to drink banana bread?

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Posted

*raises a Bailey's & Coffee*

Here's to Diana Ross, Vikki Lawrence, Sandra Day O'Connor, Steven Tyler, Martin Short, John Stockton, Alan Arkin, Kiera Knightley, Bob Woodward, the late James Caan, Teddy Pendergrass, Johnny Crawford, Leonard Nimoy, Robert Frost, Sterling Hayden ("Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper"), Strother "What we have here...is a failure to communicate" Martin, & Duncan Hines ...

...but especially to Jennifer Grey and Marcus Allen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhdOPhTHeoE

 

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*Rufus T. Firefly enters, sees Captain Spauldings at the far end of the bar, and recognizing him, turns and exits...but not before Spauldings sees Firefly and chases out the door after him*

 

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Posted
  On 3/28/2023 at 12:13 AM, atomicinumatt said:

Just stick a bendy straw in the mouth to use as a snorkel and then its easy with bottles!

**Asks for Jim Beam and Natty light tonight**

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*slides the order on the bar*  Lemme know if you ever feel up to a "Chicago Handshake".

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