Mix Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 There is somebody who gets bitten and doesn't tell their friends. That's your buddy who doesn't get the vaccine. 1 3
Virtual Satyr Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 If I'm going down, I'm taking others with me. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 im just waiting to sacrifice myself when the time is right
GuyBeardmane Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 If every zombie movie made from this point out doesn't feature government officials loudly yelling that there are no zombies while in front of a crowd full of zombies, then they aren't realistic enough. 1
Mix Posted July 24, 2021 Author Posted July 24, 2021 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: What about "Night of the Living Dead" (1968)? you know damn well I haven't watched that old ass movie, tsar you do this to me every time
Mix Posted July 24, 2021 Author Posted July 24, 2021 5 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: If every zombie movie made from this point out doesn't feature government officials loudly yelling that there are no zombies while in front of a crowd full of zombies, then they aren't realistic enough. Government officials usually fuck up in zombie movies anyway, so this might just be par for the course
Mix Posted July 24, 2021 Author Posted July 24, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: im just waiting to sacrifice myself when the time is right you're just going to end up eating me and i'm telling you now, i'm gonna be pissed Edited July 24, 2021 by Mix
tsar4 Posted July 24, 2021 Posted July 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, Mix said: you know damn well I haven't watched that old ass movie, tsar you do this to me every time You've never seen the granddaddy of all zombie movies? What is wrong with you?? 1
Distortedreasoning Posted July 24, 2021 Posted July 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mix said: you're just going to end up eating me and i'm telling you now, i'm gonna be pissed no way! im on the peoples side! unless these are communist zombies...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 24, 2021 Posted July 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, Mix said: you know damn well I haven't watched that old ass movie, tsar you do this to me every time Dude, even I've seen that movie. That and the 1989 remake are the only zombie movies I've ever seen.
Mix Posted July 24, 2021 Author Posted July 24, 2021 (edited) 22 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You've never seen the granddaddy of all zombie movies? What is wrong with you?? The therapist said it was "...a tendency toward hyperbole..." Edited July 24, 2021 by Mix
Seight Posted July 24, 2021 Posted July 24, 2021 "Listen, I believe these zombies are just a psy-ops against our President and-" *lawmaker gets bitten* "fuck."
Mix Posted July 24, 2021 Author Posted July 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Dude, even I've seen that movie. That and the 1989 remake are the only zombie movies I've ever seen. You haven't seen Train to Busan and you're judging me over that old ass shit that came out before my mom was born? Get yo shit together
tsar4 Posted July 24, 2021 Posted July 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Mix said: There therapist said it was "...a tendency toward hyperbole..." Interesting, I have an uncanny ability to sound serious when I'm seriously joking.
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted July 24, 2021 Posted July 24, 2021 If a zombie outbreak really happened, it'd be over as soon as it began. We're too well-armed for the zombies to be any danger to us. They have too many natural predators. They're too easily corralled via natural or manmade obstacles. They can't handle extreme heat or cold. And biting is a shitty way to spread a disease.
André Toulon Posted July 24, 2021 Posted July 24, 2021 Just now, Real_AirCooledGirl said: If a zombie outbreak really happened, it'd be over as soon as it began. We're too well-armed for the zombies to be any danger to us. They have too many natural predators. They're too easily corralled via natural or manmade obstacles. They can't handle extreme heat or cold. And biting is a shitty way to spread a disease. What about lickers, spitters and infected wildlife
resurrected Posted July 24, 2021 Posted July 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said: If a zombie outbreak really happened, it'd be over as soon as it began. We're too well-armed for the zombies to be any danger to us. They have too many natural predators. They're too easily corralled via natural or manmade obstacles. They can't handle extreme heat or cold. And biting is a shitty way to spread a disease. We couldn't even handle Covid in a timely manner. It still isn't over. A zombie apocalypse would be the end. 1 1
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