sports NFL 2021-2022 Post Covid (but it’s still covid) Edition

[panic]

Carl Lawson carted off at Jets-Packers joint practice. Looks like he might have torn his Achilles. Huge blow to that defense if that is the case.

Been following the joint practices the past 2 days and he was one of the few bright spots. Jets OL also looks like hot garbage.

[Sawdy]

1 minute ago, panic said:

Carl Lawson carted off at Jets-Packers joint practice. Looks like he might have torn his Achilles. Huge blow to that defense if that is the case.

Been following the joint practices the past 2 days and he was one of the few bright spots. Jets OL also looks like hot garbage.

@1pooh4u I know you had high hopes for whatever the fuck the Jets we’re doing this year… 

[1pooh4u]

Just now, Sawdy said:

@1pooh4u I know you had high hopes for whatever the fuck the Jets we’re doing this year… 

Every fuckin year a key player gets fucked up before they play a single snap. I’m used to this shit already 

[Sawdy]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

Every fuckin year a key player gets fucked up before they play a single snap. I’m used to this shit already 

Maybe next year!

[1pooh4u]

29 minutes ago, Sawdy said:

Maybe next year!

Fuck you to infinity and beyond 💩

[Distortedreasoning]

damn not even the start of the season and things already starting to go south for the jets 😄

on the plus side, you'll only need to win 4 games this season to mark it as an improvement. 

[1pooh4u]

12 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

damn not even the start of the season and things already starting to go south for the jets 😄

on the plus side, you'll only need to win 4 games this season to mark it as an improvement. 

Y tú? Brute! 💩

[Distortedreasoning]

22 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Y tú? Brute! 💩

sorry everyone else looked like they were having fun. i didnt wanna be left out 🤣

[1pooh4u]

A couple of players were hurt today. Mims and another guy. They’re in WI  GB probably did something to the practice field to fuck them all up 💩

[Sawdy]

Pats beat the Eagles… 35-0

[Distortedreasoning]

7 hours ago, Sawdy said:

Pats beat the Eagles… 35-0

super bowl lii has been avenged. 

[Sawdy]

2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

super bowl lii has been avenged. 

Double doink can never be avenged

[1pooh4u]

Defense kinda sucks offense isn’t bad. It’s early to say though but going off the defense today just c’mon 

[Distortedreasoning]

hey @1pooh4u, dont get too hyped now but zach wilson is looking good in the pre season. i know its just pre season, but not much else to go on. plus us fans of perpetually losing franchises gotta take our wins anywhere we can 🤣

 

 

[1pooh4u]

5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

hey @1pooh4u, dont get too hyped now but zach wilson is looking good in the pre season. i know its just pre season, but not much else to go on. plus us fans of perpetually losing franchises gotta take our wins anywhere we can 🤣

 

 

Up until that preseason game I had totally forgotten you can get 6 points by running into the end zone 😆

[Ginguy]

12 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Up until that preseason game I had totally forgotten you can get 6 points by running into the end zone 😆

The Jets did that?

and it wasn't their endzone?

[1pooh4u]

16 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

The Jets did that?

and it wasn't their endzone?

They did it totally right, even managed the point after. I wasn’t even sure the ball was supposed to go in between the post before that 💩

[Ginguy]

3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

They did it totally right, even managed the point after. I wasn’t even sure the ball was supposed to go in between the post before that 💩

I

I uh

I think I need to sit down.

⚰️

[1pooh4u]

52 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

I

I uh

I think I need to sit down.

⚰️

There’s so much about football idek anymore. Did you know the game is not supposed to be played horizontally?  That players should stay vertical at all times?  I tell ya 😆

[Ginguy]

Have they figured out that they can stop the opposing team from running past them?

[Sawdy]

Terrific Tom is fucking ready in Florida!!

[Distortedreasoning]

you should be banned for that! 

[Sawdy]

13 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

you should be banned for that! 

Wouldn’t be the worst moderation performed here 

[Master-Debater131]

Well, Broncos named Bridgewater the starter

 

 

woooo.........I am whelmed.

[Distortedreasoning]

7 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Well, Broncos named Bridgewater the starter

 

 

woooo.........I am whelmed.

its the correct call...

but i think the donkeys would have been better off drafting justin fields. tho im sure they were banking on rodgers coming over. 

bridgewater aint bad. and thats all i can say about him. 

i feel like this season, the afc west will be the toughest division again. 

[Master-Debater131]

47 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

its the correct call...

but i think the donkeys would have been better off drafting justin fields. tho im sure they were banking on rodgers coming over. 

bridgewater aint bad. and thats all i can say about him. 

i feel like this season, the afc west will be the toughest division again. 

Eh, I dunno.  I think you ride or die with Lock this year.  Bridgewater isnt a franchise QB, and Lock might be. You throw him out there and its sink or swim. If he does good, were a playoff team, if he sucks we have a top 5 pick and draft our franchise QB.

 

Orrrrr we go all in on Rodgers next year and then win the AFC West for 5 straight years and win another Super Bowl.  Manning 2.0 Strategy.

[Ginguy]

Game thread is up.

Get yer picks in whenevs.

If you see "Ginguys NFL alt" doing the scoring and game posting it means I got a timeout.

 

[Distortedreasoning]

On 8/27/2021 at 5:09 PM, Master-Debater131 said:

Eh, I dunno.  I think you ride or die with Lock this year.  Bridgewater isnt a franchise QB, and Lock might be. You throw him out there and its sink or swim. If he does good, were a playoff team, if he sucks we have a top 5 pick and draft our franchise QB.

 

Orrrrr we go all in on Rodgers next year and then win the AFC West for 5 straight years and win another Super Bowl.  Manning 2.0 Strategy.

i think you might be under estimating bridgewater and giving lock a lot of credit. tho i do get wanting to give the 2nd year guy a chance to see if he can improve. i figure the coach probably wants to win as many games as he can.

 

 

[Distortedreasoning]

are we doing fantasy football this year? we only got like a week left!

[scoobdog]

12 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

are we doing fantasy football this year? we only got like a week left!

@Codename: Jackass has been the commissioner for as long as it's been running.  I think it might be too late since the draft would have had to happen like last week.

[Ginguy]

@Distortedreasoning

@molarbear

Guys I forgot two games in week 1.

Dolphins v Patriots

Broncos v Giants

Plenty of time to add em in.

Sorry about the mistake.

 

[panic]

4 hours ago, scoobdog said:

@Codename: Jackass has been the commissioner for as long as it's been running.  I think it might be too late since the draft would have had to happen like last week.

He mentioned in Discord earlier this summer that he won't be doing it anymore. Someone else would have to start one, but I doubt there's enough of us left.

[scoobdog]

33 minutes ago, panic said:

He mentioned in Discord earlier this summer that he won't be doing it anymore. Someone else would have to start one, but I doubt there's enough of us left.

Let's start a thread and find out.

[Sawdamizer]

Pats go with the stud and get rid of the dud… we’ll see how it works out

[Distortedreasoning]

so close to the start of the season!

they need to bring these football segments back! 

 

 

 

[Distortedreasoning]

entertaining way to start the season but a few annoying things. 

one of the last plays, pretty sure it was offensive pass interference that didnt get called. looked worse on tv than on the replay. but the cowboys settling for a field goal with a minute and a half is the worse offender. 

 

fantasy wise, it sucked balls! holy shit zeke! the two touchdown opportunities you had should have easily scored. 

[Master-Debater131]

That was absolutely offensive PI. 

 

That was a good game to start the season. I think that the Jags-Texans game is probably going to be the exact opposite of that game.

[panic]

5 turnovers, 19 penalties and 3 missed kicks.

[Distortedreasoning]

8 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

That was absolutely offensive PI. 

 

That was a good game to start the season. I think that the Jags-Texans game is probably going to be the exact opposite of that game.

 i know, but it happened right in front of the refs lol. at least we wont have to hear from cowboys fans bragging about beating the champs. 

 

you know, i think the jags are gonna do real good. i dont think the texans are good at anything and the jags wont be that incompetent on offense. but we will see...

 

 

[Seight]

I picked the Texans as my lol because other teams suck but Houston's front office PUT EFFORT into making everyone think "bruh what the fuck are you doing?"

[panic]

On 9/10/2021 at 9:17 PM, Seight said:

I picked the Texans as my lol because other teams suck but Houston's front office PUT EFFORT into making everyone think "bruh what the fuck are you doing?"

The Toyota Tankathon is on! Everything must go!

I wonder if they'll take an '89 Camry Newton. 🤔

[panic]

WTF Tennessee... I knew your D was bad but yikes.

Chandler Jones on pace for 85 sacks this year.

[1pooh4u]

Idkhtf KC landed a 15 yard penalty when #33 of the Brown’s stood on a player and punched a KC coach it took NY to call and say “yo wtf is wrong with you kick that mfer out the game!”

[1pooh4u]

And then they had offsetting penalties but I have no idea why KC got a penalty in the first place 

[Sawdamizer]

Death, taxes… and the Jets losing season

[panic]

Packers regretting not trading Rodgers right about now.

[Seight]

54 minutes ago, panic said:

Packers regretting not trading Rodgers right about now.

*Green Bay puts Jordan Love in before the end of the game*

Me, thinking: "Damn, I already used the Sickos meme yesterday to allude to Clemson/Ohio State already losing"

[Master-Debater131]

Holy shit the Broncos actually won a game in September!

[Sawdamizer]

Patriots wanted to get one of their four losses on the season out of the way early on…. Respect

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said:

Death, taxes… and the Jets losing season

Not like you were treated to a winning game either 💩