nameraka Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 (edited) I mean, I know not a damn one of you has a conscience. That isn't what I'm talking about. I mean what do you do to actually fall asleep? I had been drinking valerian root tea but my body just seems to have decided it won't be affected by that anymore. I need sleep. Now. If need be, I'll take yours. 🙁 Edited July 7, 2021 by nameraka 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 I have bipolar disorder. One of the symptoms of bipolar disorder is having trouble sleeping. My medications for bipolar disorder greatly help with getting me to sleep. 1
nameraka Posted July 7, 2021 Author Posted July 7, 2021 On 7/7/2021 at 9:15 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I have bipolar disorder. One of the symptoms of bipolar disorder is having trouble sleeping. My medications for bipolar disorder greatly help with getting me to sleep. Expand great. so all I need to sleep is a little bipolar disorder. ...so how does one catch that?
nameraka Posted July 7, 2021 Author Posted July 7, 2021 On 7/7/2021 at 9:44 AM, Sawdamizer said: Benedryl and sex Expand does it matter which one I take first?
Sawdamizer Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 (edited) On 7/7/2021 at 11:39 AM, nameraka said: does it matter which one I take first? Expand Benedryl an hour or so before sex….. trust me Also, take…sex? Edited July 7, 2021 by Sawdamizer
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 On 7/7/2021 at 11:38 AM, nameraka said: great. so all I need to sleep is a little bipolar disorder. ...so how does one catch that? Expand Hell, for all you know, you may already have it. See a psychiatrist and see if they diagnose you with something. If either of your parents are bipolar, it is highly likely you may be as well, as bipolar disorder is highly hereditary (my mom is also bipolar). 1
nameraka Posted July 7, 2021 Author Posted July 7, 2021 On 7/7/2021 at 11:41 AM, Sawdamizer said: Benedryl an hour or so before sex….. trust me Also, take…sex? Expand oh right. sorry. we take the drugs. we do the sex.
nameraka Posted July 7, 2021 Author Posted July 7, 2021 On 7/7/2021 at 12:03 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hell, for all you know, you may already have it. See a psychiatrist and see if they diagnose you with something. If either of your parents are bipolar, it is highly likely you may be as well, as bipolar disorder is highly hereditary (my mom is also bipolar). Expand great. my grandmother was bipolar. I'd rather not have it though, so I guess I'll have to find another way to sleep.
//>wagz./ Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 //> for like 4 hours on my neck at a weird angle ./ 1
katt_goddess Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 Two 'Sleep Better' pills [ Natural Grocers herbal pills ] A spritz of Sleep aromatherapy spray from Bath & Bodyworks. Fan on. Squishy pillow against my back. TV on a timer for background noise.
SwimModSponges Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 Protip on falling asleep- try to stay awake. About an hour before bed i begrudgingly stop inebriating myself. Then i jump in the car and take a few spins around the block. Usually i'll nod off before i even get back to the driveway.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 (edited) On 7/8/2021 at 4:28 PM, SwimModSponges said: Protip on falling asleep- try to stay awake. Expand This is stupid and makes no sense. Quote About an hour before bed i begrudgingly stop inebriating myself. Expand Probably a good idea but what about those who don't drink in the first place? I don't drink and I'm pretty sure OP has quit drinking due to being a recovering alcoholic. Quote Then i jump in the car and take a few spins around the block. Usually i'll nod off before i even get back to the driveway. Expand This is stupid and by the way you describe it (usually nodding off before getting back to the driveway), sounds dangerous. Edited July 8, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1
SwimModSponges Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 It absolutely makes sense, trying to stay awake always makes you tired. Thats how life works. And it's not like i'm going out on the highway (except once or twice when i did fall asleep at the wheel and muscle-memory had me driving to work). Just a couple times around the block, late at night. Its a school zone so its not like anybody's speeding or anything. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 On 7/8/2021 at 9:11 PM, SwimModSponges said: It absolutely makes sense, trying to stay awake always makes you tired. Thats how life works. And it's not like i'm going out on the highway (except once or twice when i did fall asleep at the wheel and muscle-memory had me driving to work). Just a couple times around the block, late at night. Its a school zone so its not like anybody's speeding or anything. Expand Sponges channelling his inner packard again.
SwimModSponges Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 I don't know how you people haven't realized packard is my secret alt yet. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 On 7/8/2021 at 10:48 PM, Azalar Hex said: Excessive masturbation. Expand Real talk here: That worked for me like a charm when I was a teen. As I got older it stopped tiring me out enough to fall asleep.
Azalar Hex Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 The older you get the more you're likely to pass out trying to cross the finish line. Sometimes. I dunno I'm too old to care about boners now.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 On 7/8/2021 at 11:12 PM, Azalar Hex said: The older you get the more you're likely to pass out trying to cross the finish line. Sometimes. I dunno I'm too old to care about boners now. Expand That only happens to me if I've fapped multiple times in one day.
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/8/2021 at 10:11 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Sponges channelling his inner packard again. Expand He doesn't sound anything like Packard.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:08 AM, scoobdog said: He doesn't sound anything like Packard. Expand He's knowingly saying the stupidest shit for attention and persistently doubling down on it.
SwimModSponges Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 Ok that was my thing loooooong before packard. Also On 7/8/2021 at 11:12 PM, Azalar Hex said: The older you get the more you're likely to pass out trying to cross the finish line. Sometimes. I dunno I'm too old to care about boners now. Expand
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:24 AM, SwimModSponges said: Ok that was my thing loooooong before packard. Expand Well it's not your thing anymore. Now your thing is posting click bait thread titles to news articles.
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:29 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well it's not your thing anymore. Now your thing is posting click bait thread titles to news articles. Expand Doomy be the schtick police.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:31 AM, scoobdog said: Doomy be the schtick police. Expand Your schtick is criticizing my posting style at every turn. 😝
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:34 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Your schtick is criticizing my posting style at every turn. 😝 Expand No, you're just my side piece.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:36 AM, scoobdog said: No, you're just my side piece. Expand Yay. I'm nabs lite. How did I "earn" that title?
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:39 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yay. I'm nabs lite. How did I "earn" that title? Expand Nabs is my side piece too. He got demoted below because, frankly, he's not living up to my exacting standards.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:41 AM, scoobdog said: Nabs is my side piece too. He got demoted below because, frankly, he's not living up to my exacting standards. Expand Oh even better, I'm nabs' equal. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. So who's your, I want to say "bottom bitch" but that can't be right...
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:43 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Oh even better, I'm nabs' equal. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Expand Below you..
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 Speaking of which... On 7/9/2021 at 12:31 AM, scoobdog said: Doomy be the schtick police. Expand Your services are required: On 7/9/2021 at 12:44 AM, NaBoats said: Ok, becoming a Tariq Nasheed guy is a pretty good bit for you, vile hog. Expand
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:47 AM, scoobdog said: Speaking of which... Your services are required: Expand Sorry, I don't even know who the fuck he's referencing and don't care enough to google.
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:49 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Sorry, I don't even know who the fuck he's referencing and don't care enough to google. Expand Who's going Packard again?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 12:50 AM, scoobdog said: Who's going Packard again? Expand No, those things are why I'm NOT getting involved. Packard gets involved DESPITE those things.
nameraka Posted July 9, 2021 Author Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/8/2021 at 12:26 AM, katt_goddess said: Two 'Sleep Better' pills [ Natural Grocers herbal pills ] Expand so is that like the street name for something? I don't really do opiates anymore.
SwimModSponges Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 I'm currently typing this on my phone's keyboard as I'm driving around the block. Figure probably three or four more laps will do. vroom vroom. 1
helpme Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 5:02 AM, SwimModSponges said: I'm currently typing this on my phone's keyboard as I'm driving around the block. Figure probably three or four more laps will do. vroom vroom. Expand I want pics the next time you do this cause I can't believe the misses will let you do it 🤣
SwimModSponges Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 So update- didn't actually make it around the block that last time, woke up this morning sitting in my car on the side of the road. Great night of sleep that. On 7/9/2021 at 1:27 PM, helpme said: I want pics the next time you do this cause I can't believe the misses will let you do it 🤣 Expand Ok, so, funny story- Reveal hidden contents Obviously I don't actually drive drunk through the neighborhood every night, but otherwise its pretty much what i do- just replace falling asleep while driving with falling asleep playing video games. The wife loves recording me sitting at the computer snoring, then shouting and waking me up. She likes posting the videos online and our friends all find it very funny. One of the times that inspired the bit i'm running here was a driving game. I'm sitting in the chair with my head back snoring away, car just sitting there, she shouts "babe wake up!" I go "huh?" And then just start driving again like nothing happened. 1
helpme Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 2:09 PM, SwimModSponges said: So update- didn't actually make it around the block that last time, woke up this morning sitting in my car on the side of the road. Great night of sleep that. Ok, so, funny story- Reveal hidden contents Obviously I don't actually drive drunk through the neighborhood every night, but otherwise its pretty much what i do- just replace falling asleep while driving with falling asleep playing video games. The wife loves recording me sitting at the computer snoring, then shouting and waking me up. She likes posting the videos online and our friends all find it very funny. One of the times that inspired the bit i'm running here was a driving game. I'm sitting in the chair with my head back snoring away, car just sitting there, she shouts "babe wake up!" I go "huh?" And then just start driving again like nothing happened. Expand Oh god 😂😅
Sawdamizer Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 Why did sponges apologize? What kind of pussy whipped bullshit is that auto response?
SwimModSponges Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 (edited) It's an automatic reaction for when someone yells my name in general. I fuck shit up often. Edited July 9, 2021 by SwimModSponges 1
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 6:11 PM, Sawdamizer said: Why did sponges apologize? What kind of pussy whipped bullshit is that auto response? Expand You can thank his upbringing for that one, not a pussy whipped reaction. If anything I get mad at him for apologizing for everything. My family has actually pushed him to be more outspoken. My mom within first 6 months of us dating: "just tell her to fuck off!". Hell when him and my dad are together it is insufferable, two smartass peas in a pod. 1 1
Distortedreasoning Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 with 2 beautiful ladies and a large pile of cash. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 6:48 PM, Distortedreasoning said: with 2 beautiful ladies and a large pile of cash. Expand I almost answered with that, lol.
Distortedreasoning Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 6:52 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I almost answered with that, lol. Expand the only way to answer this question 1
katt_goddess Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 4:27 AM, nameraka said: so is that like the street name for something? I don't really do opiates anymore. Expand Naw, that's the name of the pills - 'Sleep Better' . Hippies are in charge of naming things there apparently. Contains skullcap, valerian, ashwagandha, passionflower, and hops. Takes a couple of days to really kick in to where I will fall asleep within 20 minutes of taking them. Then I'll take them for a few days more on that schedule before stopping for a bit. I basically use them to help re-establish a disrupted sleep schedule when I've been having trouble staying asleep. It does cause some really funky dreams that tend to kick in shortly before my alarm goes off though.
helpme Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 6:14 PM, SwimModSponges said: It's an automatic reaction for when someone yells my name in general. I fuck shit up often. Expand Oh I know that feeling all too well
DragonSinger Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 1. If I lie down face first on my pillow for a few minutes, I will conk out. 2. Running out of spoons. Spoon Theory summary: People with chronic illnesses start the day off with a large handful of spoons, we lose a few spoons for different activities, and when we run out, our bodies go to shit. I will literally pass out where I stand if I'm moving about when spoons are in the negative range(did too much shit and threw away some of the next day's spoons). 3. An ounce or two of gin(usually in a cocktail). 4. Reading a boring book. 5. Being too cold. 6. Being too hot.
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