nameraka Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 (edited) I mean, I know not a damn one of you has a conscience. That isn't what I'm talking about. I mean what do you do to actually fall asleep? I had been drinking valerian root tea but my body just seems to have decided it won't be affected by that anymore. I need sleep. Now. If need be, I'll take yours. 🙁 Edited July 7, 2021 by nameraka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 I have bipolar disorder. One of the symptoms of bipolar disorder is having trouble sleeping. My medications for bipolar disorder greatly help with getting me to sleep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Benedryl and sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 7, 2021 Author Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I have bipolar disorder. One of the symptoms of bipolar disorder is having trouble sleeping. My medications for bipolar disorder greatly help with getting me to sleep. great. so all I need to sleep is a little bipolar disorder. ...so how does one catch that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 7, 2021 Author Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: Benedryl and sex does it matter which one I take first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, nameraka said: does it matter which one I take first? Benedryl an hour or so before sex….. trust me Also, take…sex? Edited July 7, 2021 by Sawdamizer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 23 minutes ago, nameraka said: great. so all I need to sleep is a little bipolar disorder. ...so how does one catch that? Hell, for all you know, you may already have it. See a psychiatrist and see if they diagnose you with something. If either of your parents are bipolar, it is highly likely you may be as well, as bipolar disorder is highly hereditary (my mom is also bipolar). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 7, 2021 Author Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: Benedryl an hour or so before sex….. trust me Also, take…sex? oh right. sorry. we take the drugs. we do the sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 7, 2021 Author Share Posted July 7, 2021 52 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hell, for all you know, you may already have it. See a psychiatrist and see if they diagnose you with something. If either of your parents are bipolar, it is highly likely you may be as well, as bipolar disorder is highly hereditary (my mom is also bipolar). great. my grandmother was bipolar. I'd rather not have it though, so I guess I'll have to find another way to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 //> for like 4 hours on my neck at a weird angle ./ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Two 'Sleep Better' pills [ Natural Grocers herbal pills ] A spritz of Sleep aromatherapy spray from Bath & Bodyworks. Fan on. Squishy pillow against my back. TV on a timer for background noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Protip on falling asleep- try to stay awake. About an hour before bed i begrudgingly stop inebriating myself. Then i jump in the car and take a few spins around the block. Usually i'll nod off before i even get back to the driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: Protip on falling asleep- try to stay awake. This is stupid and makes no sense. Quote About an hour before bed i begrudgingly stop inebriating myself. Probably a good idea but what about those who don't drink in the first place? I don't drink and I'm pretty sure OP has quit drinking due to being a recovering alcoholic. Quote Then i jump in the car and take a few spins around the block. Usually i'll nod off before i even get back to the driveway. This is stupid and by the way you describe it (usually nodding off before getting back to the driveway), sounds dangerous. Edited July 8, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 It absolutely makes sense, trying to stay awake always makes you tired. Thats how life works. And it's not like i'm going out on the highway (except once or twice when i did fall asleep at the wheel and muscle-memory had me driving to work). Just a couple times around the block, late at night. Its a school zone so its not like anybody's speeding or anything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 59 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: It absolutely makes sense, trying to stay awake always makes you tired. Thats how life works. And it's not like i'm going out on the highway (except once or twice when i did fall asleep at the wheel and muscle-memory had me driving to work). Just a couple times around the block, late at night. Its a school zone so its not like anybody's speeding or anything. Sponges channelling his inner packard again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 I don't know how you people haven't realized packard is my secret alt yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Excessive masturbation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said: Excessive masturbation. Real talk here: That worked for me like a charm when I was a teen. As I got older it stopped tiring me out enough to fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 The older you get the more you're likely to pass out trying to cross the finish line. Sometimes. I dunno I'm too old to care about boners now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said: The older you get the more you're likely to pass out trying to cross the finish line. Sometimes. I dunno I'm too old to care about boners now. That only happens to me if I've fapped multiple times in one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Sponges channelling his inner packard again. He doesn't sound anything like Packard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: He doesn't sound anything like Packard. He's knowingly saying the stupidest shit for attention and persistently doubling down on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Ok that was my thing loooooong before packard. Also 1 hour ago, Azalar Hex said: The older you get the more you're likely to pass out trying to cross the finish line. Sometimes. I dunno I'm too old to care about boners now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Ok that was my thing loooooong before packard. Well it's not your thing anymore. Now your thing is posting click bait thread titles to news articles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well it's not your thing anymore. Now your thing is posting click bait thread titles to news articles. Doomy be the schtick police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Doomy be the schtick police. Your schtick is criticizing my posting style at every turn. 😝 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Your schtick is criticizing my posting style at every turn. 😝 No, you're just my side piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: No, you're just my side piece. Yay. I'm nabs lite. How did I "earn" that title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yay. I'm nabs lite. How did I "earn" that title? Nabs is my side piece too. He got demoted below because, frankly, he's not living up to my exacting standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Nabs is my side piece too. He got demoted below because, frankly, he's not living up to my exacting standards. Oh even better, I'm nabs' equal. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. So who's your, I want to say "bottom bitch" but that can't be right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Oh even better, I'm nabs' equal. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Below you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Speaking of which... 15 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Doomy be the schtick police. Your services are required: 2 minutes ago, NaBoats said: Ok, becoming a Tariq Nasheed guy is a pretty good bit for you, vile hog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Speaking of which... Your services are required: Sorry, I don't even know who the fuck he's referencing and don't care enough to google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Sorry, I don't even know who the fuck he's referencing and don't care enough to google. Who's going Packard again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Who's going Packard again? No, those things are why I'm NOT getting involved. Packard gets involved DESPITE those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 9, 2021 Author Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/7/2021 at 8:26 PM, katt_goddess said: Two 'Sleep Better' pills [ Natural Grocers herbal pills ] so is that like the street name for something? I don't really do opiates anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 I'm currently typing this on my phone's keyboard as I'm driving around the block. Figure probably three or four more laps will do. vroom vroom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 8 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: I'm currently typing this on my phone's keyboard as I'm driving around the block. Figure probably three or four more laps will do. vroom vroom. I want pics the next time you do this cause I can't believe the misses will let you do it 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 So update- didn't actually make it around the block that last time, woke up this morning sitting in my car on the side of the road. Great night of sleep that. 33 minutes ago, helpme said: I want pics the next time you do this cause I can't believe the misses will let you do it 🤣 Ok, so, funny story- Spoiler Obviously I don't actually drive drunk through the neighborhood every night, but otherwise its pretty much what i do- just replace falling asleep while driving with falling asleep playing video games. The wife loves recording me sitting at the computer snoring, then shouting and waking me up. She likes posting the videos online and our friends all find it very funny. One of the times that inspired the bit i'm running here was a driving game. I'm sitting in the chair with my head back snoring away, car just sitting there, she shouts "babe wake up!" I go "huh?" And then just start driving again like nothing happened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: So update- didn't actually make it around the block that last time, woke up this morning sitting in my car on the side of the road. Great night of sleep that. Ok, so, funny story- Hide contents Obviously I don't actually drive drunk through the neighborhood every night, but otherwise its pretty much what i do- just replace falling asleep while driving with falling asleep playing video games. The wife loves recording me sitting at the computer snoring, then shouting and waking me up. She likes posting the videos online and our friends all find it very funny. One of the times that inspired the bit i'm running here was a driving game. I'm sitting in the chair with my head back snoring away, car just sitting there, she shouts "babe wake up!" I go "huh?" And then just start driving again like nothing happened. Oh god 😂😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Snapchat-1151445545.mp4 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Why did sponges apologize? What kind of pussy whipped bullshit is that auto response? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 (edited) It's an automatic reaction for when someone yells my name in general. I fuck shit up often. Edited July 9, 2021 by SwimModSponges 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 30 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Why did sponges apologize? What kind of pussy whipped bullshit is that auto response? You can thank his upbringing for that one, not a pussy whipped reaction. If anything I get mad at him for apologizing for everything. My family has actually pushed him to be more outspoken. My mom within first 6 months of us dating: "just tell her to fuck off!". Hell when him and my dad are together it is insufferable, two smartass peas in a pod. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 with 2 beautiful ladies and a large pile of cash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: with 2 beautiful ladies and a large pile of cash. I almost answered with that, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I almost answered with that, lol. the only way to answer this question 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 16 hours ago, nameraka said: so is that like the street name for something? I don't really do opiates anymore. Naw, that's the name of the pills - 'Sleep Better' . Hippies are in charge of naming things there apparently. Contains skullcap, valerian, ashwagandha, passionflower, and hops. Takes a couple of days to really kick in to where I will fall asleep within 20 minutes of taking them. Then I'll take them for a few days more on that schedule before stopping for a bit. I basically use them to help re-establish a disrupted sleep schedule when I've been having trouble staying asleep. It does cause some really funky dreams that tend to kick in shortly before my alarm goes off though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 5 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: It's an automatic reaction for when someone yells my name in general. I fuck shit up often. Oh I know that feeling all too well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1. If I lie down face first on my pillow for a few minutes, I will conk out. 2. Running out of spoons. Spoon Theory summary: People with chronic illnesses start the day off with a large handful of spoons, we lose a few spoons for different activities, and when we run out, our bodies go to shit. I will literally pass out where I stand if I'm moving about when spoons are in the negative range(did too much shit and threw away some of the next day's spoons). 3. An ounce or two of gin(usually in a cocktail). 4. Reading a boring book. 5. Being too cold. 6. Being too hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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