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My one experience was a girl said she liked dogs on her profile and had a picture of her with a dog.... when we went on a date I asked her about said dog and she was like "I don't like dogs, I'm a cat person"

In that moment I was like "I think she's crazy" not because she liked cats, but she had clearly said she liked dogs and had a photo with one prior to that (which she claimed when we started DM'ing that she owned)

The next 5 mins she would only give me 1 word replies when I tried to get a conversation going, then I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone

I mean it's possible the app has changed in the last 6-7 years, but they probably only added more ads or pay features

 

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4 minutes ago, molarbear said:

My one experience was a girl said she liked dogs on her profile and had a picture of her with a dog.... when we went on a date I asked her about said dog and she was like "I don't like dogs, I'm a cat person"

In that moment I was like "I think she's crazy" not because she liked cats, but she had clearly said she liked dogs and had a photo with one prior to that (which she claimed when we started DM'ing that she owned)

The next 5 mins she would only give me 1 word replies when I tried to get a conversation going, then I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone

I mean it's possible the app has changed in the last 6-7 years, but they probably only added more ads or pay features

 

I have no clue how to make an app beat you people over the head....IF SHE'S ON TINDER, SHE HERE TO FUCK.

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21 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Asian hooker future girlfriend didn’t work out?

It worked out as far as future visits being more tailored to me but I'm not dumping a bunch of cash to get to know her. I may not even see her again, who knows.

22 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Yeah, as long as you don't try to date em

That's the plan, not looking for any bullshit, just a wet hole.

5 minutes ago, molarbear said:

My one experience was a girl said she liked dogs on her profile and had a picture of her with a dog.... when we went on a date I asked her about said dog and she was like "I don't like dogs, I'm a cat person"

In that moment I was like "I think she's crazy" not because she liked cats, but she had clearly said she liked dogs and had a photo with one prior to that (which she claimed when we started DM'ing that she owned)

The next 5 mins she would only give me 1 word replies when I tried to get a conversation going, then I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone

I mean it's possible the app has changed in the last 6-7 years, but they probably only added more ads or pay features

 

Lol, looks like I'll need to screen heavily. Seems like every bad Tinder story I hear is at least funny.

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1 minute ago, BlackNoir said:

I have no clue how to make an app beat you people over the head....IF SHE'S ON TINDER, SHE HERE TO FUCK.

That is what I thought Tinder was for but she insisted on going on a date in public before coming over, which I can't really blame her for

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And I'm not sure how to make it DF worthy, I could talk about this guy I know who told me he's been agonizing over some chick he went on one date with six weeks ago. I started asking if he's been talking to her and what's she doing and he was really evasive. Just kept saying how perfect she was. I fucking can't even with this guy, I almost want to wingman for him to see how he's fucking up.

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59 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

This is now a fuggs thread. Please make it DF worthy so I can post the sacred clunge.

You don't have the clout to change any thread into anything.

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2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

You don't have the clout to change any thread into anything.

Did you honestly just say clout?

Honestly, it's really annoying when you switch to being sycophantic or being an ass to me. Just stick to one already.

kthxbai

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20 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Did you honestly just say clout?

Honestly, it's really annoying when you switch to being sycophantic or being an ass to me. Just stick to one already.

kthxbai

That was not what I expected would push your buttons, but fair enough assessment of my trawling technique.  Not that I apologize for it or anything....

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34 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Did you honestly just say clout?

Honestly, it's really annoying when you switch to being sycophantic or being an ass to me. Just stick to one already.

kthxbai

Is clout no longer a word....You internet age kids do know these words existed before you were born....right?  And unlike slang, legit words don't just disappear when the social media platform evolves.  So yeah, he used clout....So does Offset.  Surely, Benji is as cool as Offset.

But seriously, fuck off with that victimhood bullshit, Ghostwat.....You did what you did and you know what the response is to that.  

 

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55 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Is clout no longer a word....You internet age kids do know these words existed before you were born....right?  And unlike slang, legit words don't just disappear when the social media platform evolves.  So yeah, he used clout....So does Offset.  Surely, Benji is as cool as Offset.

But seriously, fuck off with that victimhood bullshit, Ghostwat.....You did what you did and you know what the response is to that.  

 

Whatever. That's all I can say at this point.

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11 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Cool, I like it better when people don't bother exacerbating when they were wrong.

Leverage, instigation, ego stroke, repeat.

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The girls I met on there, never wanted to go to dinner or lunch or coffee... they wanted to get drinks...

Yadda yadda yadda, queue the 80s music montage of womenz leaving Sawdys house at 6am

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2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

The girls I met on there, never wanted to go to dinner or lunch or coffee... they wanted to get drinks...

Yadda yadda yadda, queue the 80s music montage of womenz leaving Sawdys house at 6am

Hell, one of the girls i met on Tinder....I'm not even completely sure if I fucked or not.  Like I think she came home with me....And 

Well, that's the end of the story....I didn't want to call and have THAT conversation.  She texted me like a week later and asked to hang out but I said I was in TX and she never called back again

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Just now, BlackNoir said:

Hell, one of the girls i met on Tinder....I'm not even completely sure if I fucked of not.  Like I think she came home with me....And 

Well, that's the end of the story....I didn't want to call and have THAT conversation.  She texted me like a week later and asked to hang out but I said I was in TX and she never called back again

Tale as old as time...

 

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6 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

So this is the app I want to use if I'm looking to contract gonorrhea, right? Nothing better came along?

It's an improvement on the previous system, looking in alleys and hoping to get lucky and not stabbed.

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17 minutes ago, Poof said:

I still haven’t tried it

I'm not ecstatic about it but I also had a bank teller bouncing her tits at me during my transaction and she was pretty cute. Before anyone questions my perception she was literally smiling and hopping up and down while we talked. This pandemic has created a lot of single women extremely thirsty for some Dickens Cider.

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2 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

I'm not ecstatic about it but I also had a bank teller bouncing her tits at me during my transaction and she was pretty cute. Before anyone questions my perception she was literally smiling and hopping up and down while we talked. This pandemic has created a lot of single women extremely thirsty for some Dickens Cider.

I don't know about the hopping, but if a female working in the service / retail / food industries aren't smiling 100% of the time they are talking to any given customer, they aren't doing their job to their manager's expectations.

Also sometimes they're flirty in an effort to create a repeat customer / upsell / get tips.

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52 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I don't know about the hopping, but if a female working in the service / retail / food industries aren't smiling 100% of the time they are talking to any given customer, they aren't doing their job to their manager's expectations.

Also sometimes they're flirty in an effort to create a repeat customer / upsell / get tips.

Do you tip your bank teller? I would say her smile was very enthusiastic. Unrestrained tits bouncing up and down half the time I'm talking to her. It was so brazen I was questioning if I was experiencing reality at that moment.

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39 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Do you tip your bank teller? I would say her smile was very enthusiastic. Unrestrained tits bouncing up and down half the time I'm talking to her. It was so brazen I was questioning if I was experiencing reality at that moment.

I used the motivations for all the service industries I could think of. Bank tellers would want to make repeat customers and upsell them for sure.

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4 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

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This is how you do this @Doom Metal Alchemist. It's not complex and judging on your trying to explain away a bank teller helping me withdraw cash bouncing her tits as a way of somehow creating a situation where i tip or I'm upsold on a withdrawl transaction makes me think you have talked yourself away from a lot of pussy.

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4 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

This is how you do this @Doom Metal Alchemist. It's not complex and judging on your trying to explain away a bank teller helping me withdraw cash bouncing her tits as a way of somehow creating a situation where i tip or I'm upsold on a withdrawl transaction makes me think you have talked yourself away from a lot of pussy.

Is, like, every girl you encounter some degree of prostitute?

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7 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Is, like, every girl you encounter some degree of prostitute?

I suppose you also need to consider the possibility that I'm far more attractive than you in multiple facets.

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I mean I was chatting with someone that told me they were also an escort when I asked how they liked being a cna the other day..Then they randomlly said they had a light bulb out on their car when I told them where I worked so yeah.. I've met plenty of people that arent looking for just booty calls as well though. Surprisingly I've gotten more matches from facebook dating though. Actually that chick matched with me in facebook dating not Tinder. I'm chatting with someone that doesn't seem like a thirsty trap on Tinder for once. Not really getting my hopes up at this point. I also had a pretty good one night stand with someone else looking for a booty call a few weeks ago. No gonnorea yet. Still waiting for the aids tests results. 

So I feel like I know the answer, but what's the difference between an escort, and a prostitute. Just the pay? Or I mean I've heard escorts are a lot more strict with the...services they offer, and I think some just do some sort of "paid companionship" thing. 

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On 4/14/2021 at 11:55 PM, molarbear said:

That is what I thought Tinder was for but she insisted on going on a date in public before coming over, which I can't really blame her for

Well a good percent of the accounts I see state in the bio they aren there for hook ups, but of course there's people that are going to say that just because they think it might stave off a few extra horny dicks.. Looking into tinder supposingly women profiles get a substantial amount more swipes than mens percentage wise overall, and I can imagine how some of the DM's go for those accounts. I mean when you gotta take off your bra, break your back, and rip your booty shorts for a satisfactory tinder pic what do you expect though I guess..  I can imagine DM's can still get pretty weird even for a modest profile though. 

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On 4/17/2021 at 3:27 AM, Sawdamizer said:

Double replies an hour apart.... that’s good for three pts

Don't get too cocky Starfox, I am often doing other things while here and I would rather give scoob another notification about how much better than him I am than edit a post. I am the center of the universe here, you do not assess me.

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30 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Don't get too cocky Starfox, I am often doing other things while here and I would rather give scoob another notification about how much better than him I am than edit a post. I am the center of the universe here, you do not assess me.

Dude,  you just replied to an 8 day  old post in angst.  You aren't  helping your case... This thread was long dead. 

And why not take it to DF if you want to kick it off so y'all  can get nasty. 

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2 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Dude,  you just replied to an 8 day  old post in angst.  You aren't  helping your case... This thread was long dead. 

And why not take it to DF if you want to kick it off so y'all  can get nasty. 

I've been on that vacation I mentioned, got a lot of people around to give a lot of shit. And according to my niece who is five and seeing me for the second time, I fart rainbows. 

There's some hourglass idiot in this apartment complex I might have to fuck, the male to female ratio here is probably the same, we'll see. Unless I'm maudlin drunk you should usually assume I'm enjoying myself. And I got to a point I enjoyed working within the confines of moderation. We can go to DF but I doubt my tone would change much.

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6 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Vacation, huh?  Where does the man who fucks only the finest sex workers go for vacation?

To see my family. It's been great, this elderly lady has started sleeping with me, she's a cat, but we love each other. I guess the bird loves me too, but ugh. Flock animals. At least she knows I want nothing to do with her now. So many animals remember me, lol.

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