Mix Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 And before you judge, it's not like that....i'm totally on board with covid safety protocols.....I was just at home preparing to take advantage of new revenue streams 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 12 minutes ago, Mix said: And before you judge, it's not like that....i'm totally on board with covid safety protocols.....I was just at home preparing to take advantage of new revenue streams Aside from removing the top layer of your skin.... Nothing 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Buy silly putty and rub it on the affected area. .. Kinda tedious, bit it works 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Lint roller 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 32 minutes ago, Poof said: Lint roller This sounds smarter but never tried this. I know about the silly putty thing because we lived with a couple of strippers when me and my homeboy was doing construction....way better than sleeping in the bowels oof the casino ship we were building on pallets of insulation. Anyway, one day I had glitter all over my face for some reason (I used to take ghb for fun) and Cat told me to go get some silly putty out of her room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) I think Will Smith said it best. I mean this wasn't the exact meme I was lookin' for, but I recently encountered a dude at work trying to low key flaunt someone telling him he had some stripper glitter on him.. Not impressive. Edited March 12, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I think Will Smith said it best. I mean this wasn't the exact meme I was lookin' for, but I recently encountered a dude at work trying to low key flaunt someone telling him he had some stripper glitter on him.. Not impressive. Showers don't even touch that Victoria secret napalm they use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Showers don't even touch that Victoria secret napalm they use I'm talking about the glitter not the stank. Edited March 12, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 26 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I'm talking about the glitter not the stank. Showers don't really do shit for glitter either...you can scrub you ass off and still be sparkly because once you're wet, it sticks harder...you need something slightly adhesive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Got I miss post tagging 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: Showers don't really do shit for glitter either...you can scrub you ass off and still be sparkly because once you're wet, it sticks harder...you need something slightly adhesive. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Well if it's anything like regular glitter, I suggest using a pressure washer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) 44 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Showers don't really do shit for glitter either...you can scrub you ass off and still be sparkly because once you're wet, it sticks harder...you need something slightly adhesive. Meh excuses excuses. I know how the glitter is. Unless you take a bath in a waterhole or have some sort of medieval bathing system you're trying to make do with the shit's always came off easy enough for me. edit.. I mean that shit does take work sometimes, and then you think you got it all it all right...Like maybe some got on your hands (That's usually the problem) and you touched your forehead, and didn't even think to scrub there. Edited March 12, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Seight said: Well if it's anything like regular glitter, I suggest using a pressure washer. Stripper glitter is attached to the soul with shame..... try washing that away? Brudda nothin doin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Am I the only one not ashamed by glitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 you dont, you are now one with the glitter 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 7 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Meh excuses excuses. I know how the glitter is. Unless you take a bath in a waterhole or have some sort of medieval bathing system you're trying to make do with the shit's always came off easy enough for me. edit.. I mean that shit does take work sometimes, and then you think you got it all it all right...Like maybe some got on your hands (That's usually the problem) and you touched your forehead, and didn't even think to scrub there. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, resurrected said: What? Don't...from the first will smith post I was lost....I rarely ever understand wtf phil biden is talking about. I think the post says "haha, you making excuses for not knowing how to shower properly" Then it goes " you're right, it's hard to get off and I walked around with it on my forehead like a dumbass because the shower didn't work" So I'm not sure if he just likes contradicting himself or he can't follow his own trail of logic Edited March 12, 2021 by André Toulon 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 27 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Don't...from the first will smith post I was lost....I rarely ever understand wtf phil biden is talking about. I think the post says "haha, you making excuses for not knowing how to shower properly" Then it goes " you're right, it's hard to get off and I walked around with it on my forehead like a dumbass because the shower didn't work" So I'm not sure if he just likes contradicting himself or he can't follow his own trail of logic This was a comment that deserved more than one react. But since we can't do that, I'll just say, I laughed out loud at this and totally agree with all of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 15 hours ago, André Toulon said: Buy silly putty and rub it on the affected area. .. Kinda tedious, bit it works Beat me to it. Silly Putty works. So does cleaning slime, for skin only since it's more oozy than putty so it sticks to hair and clothing fiber. Otherwise, just embrace the glitter. It's the gift that keeps on keeping on. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: Beat me to it. Silly Putty works. So does cleaning slime, for skin only since it's more oozy than putty so it sticks to hair and clothing fiber. Otherwise, just embrace the glitter. It's the gift that keeps on keeping on. Some people we know, don't really know.... what we were talking about. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 27 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Some people we know, don't really know.... what we were talking about. Glitter is glitter even if it's Clitter. And I HATE whoever linked that on the old boards because it's in my brain now and I'll never not know what that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Glitter is glitter even if it's Clitter. And I HATE whoever linked that on the old boards because it's in my brain now and I'll never not know what that is. ....... was that me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: ....... was that me? Seems like it would be, right? The only thing I remember about that incident is that they got a ban for it and posted in the Hey Mod that they understood why but they weren't sorry because it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 24 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Seems like it would be, right? The only thing I remember about that incident is that they got a ban for it and posted in the Hey Mod that they understood why but they weren't sorry because it was funny. Nope wasn't me then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 18 hours ago, André Toulon said: Don't...from the first will smith post I was lost....I rarely ever understand wtf phil biden is talking about. I think the post says "haha, you making excuses for not knowing how to shower properly" Then it goes " you're right, it's hard to get off and I walked around with it on my forehead like a dumbass because the shower didn't work" So I'm not sure if he just likes contradicting himself or he can't follow his own trail of logic It may take some work to get the shit off, but complaining about stripper glitter stuck on you will always sound like a bad flex to me. Stay lost though man I like you better that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: It may take some work to get the shit off, but complaining about stripper glitter stuck on you will always sound like a bad flex to me. Stay lost though man I like you better that way. Lol, this clown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Lol, this clown You aint about shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: You aint about shit. Lol, the cuck that was gonna step daddy a loose bitch baby isn't well versed in ho glitter....I mean, it writes itself.....How could you know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Just now, cyberbully said: Lol, the cuck that was gonna step daddy a loose bitch baby isn't well versed in ho glitter....I mean, it writes itself.....How could you know. Step daddy my dick. I don't give a fuck about body glitter, but I've had to wash the shit off of me enough times to know.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Step daddy my dick. I don't give a fuck about body glitter, but I've had to wash the shit off of me enough times to know.. Doesn't sound like it based on your story... You said yourself the shit was still on you. But since you don't give a fuck about body glitter, and this thread is about body glitter, I assume you'll be leaving now? Edited March 13, 2021 by André Toulon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Just now, André Toulon said: Doesn't sound like it based on your story... You said yourself the shot was still on you. But since you don't give a fuck about body glitter, and this thread is about body glitter, I assume you'll be leaving now? Big Brain. At least you got 1 out of 3 right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Big Brain. At least you got 1 out of 3 right. Lol, moth to a flame... You're too easy bro. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Just now, André Toulon said: Lol, moth to a flame... You're too easy bro. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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