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Collect intel on your political adversaries, use their weaknesses against them, charm the top official with your wit and sex appeal, strangle him with your lace panties, assume control, start world wars, profit

 

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7 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Collect intel on your political adversaries, use their weaknesses against them, charm the top official with your wit and sex appeal, strangle him with your lace panties, assume control, start world wars, profit

 

Have you seen this mfer?

Also, I need lace panties for.... stuff 

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

yeah i look like a homeless clown 

I mean...i have been looking for this all this time and you already had the answer

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😃 There won't be much of a world left to take over soon, so why bother?

I say just leave it to our soon to be alien overlords and let them handle the mess. J/K They'll probably just exterminate us all the second they see how screwed up we all are.

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10 minutes ago, Dark_Cloud_Overhead said:

😃 There won't be much of a world left to take over soon, so why bother?

I say just leave it to our soon to be alien overlords and let them handle the mess. J/K They'll probably just exterminate us all the second they see how screwed up we all are.

Thanks that's optimistic how about I take over the world by by controlling all the prices on streaming services I don't know how that would take over the world I just want to be a dick for one day

Posted
2 minutes ago, Dark_Cloud_Overhead said:

Well, that wouldn't work on me. I don't stream anything. Aren't you already a dick everyday though? Hmmm. So I guess that means mission accomplished! 😄

@Dark_Cloud_Overhead I thought I was a nice guy but I guess I am I'm sorry

Posted
1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

but I guess I am I'm sorry

You certainly won't take over the world being all apologetic and shit.

Posted
1 hour ago, Dark_Cloud_Overhead said:

Not necessarily. You could if you were adorable enough and gave everyone the sad eyes.

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Before you know it then it's...

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i am not a cat

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