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Posted
1 minute ago, resurrected said:

Like putting some Orange Goop on your butthole. 

Cleaning Supplies | Hand Cleaners | Orange Goop® Hand Cleaner With  Pumice - 14 oz. Can | B615389 - GlobalIndustrial.com

DO NOT jerk it with goop. idc if you're looking for a challenge or whatever. bad news, man.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That logo IS giving that subliminal message. 😂

RIGHT?? my grandfather always used this stuff to clean up after a day on the farm. i just remember seeing that logo and the name and thinking ... i wonder ...

no. bad idea.

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Posted
1 hour ago, resurrected said:

Like putting some Orange Goop on your butthole. 

Cleaning Supplies | Hand Cleaners | Orange Goop® Hand Cleaner With  Pumice - 14 oz. Can | B615389 - GlobalIndustrial.com

I feel like the “G” on the package is playing that dumb game, ya know the one, you look at the hand and you get punched in the arm because of reasons and stuff 😆

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Posted
36 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I feel like the “G” on the package is playing that dumb game, ya know the one, you look at the hand and you get punched in the arm because of reasons and stuff 😆

Get back to the dumpster, Queen.

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Posted
Just now, 1pooh4u said:

You know you looked at it and punched yourself just now😆

Just don't tell disco, or that bitch will take it as an excuse to hit me.

You know, that asshole kept kicking me out of bed last night because I didn't want to give her a back scratch. Threw my pillows across the room. I got back in bed and she threw her foot in my face. Kept tickling my pooter through my underwear. I kept screaming for help, but no one would come. I was victimized. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, resurrected said:

Just don't tell disco, or that bitch will take it as an excuse to hit me.

You know, that asshole kept kicking me out of bed last night because I didn't want to give her a back scratch. Threw my pillows across the room. I got back in bed and she threw her foot in my face. Kept tickling my pooter through my underwear. I kept screaming for help, but no one would come. I was victimized. 

i dunno man...sounds like a good time to me!

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Posted
16 minutes ago, resurrected said:

Just don't tell disco, or that bitch will take it as an excuse to hit me.

You know, that asshole kept kicking me out of bed last night because I didn't want to give her a back scratch. Threw my pillows across the room. I got back in bed and she threw her foot in my face. Kept tickling my pooter through my underwear. I kept screaming for help, but no one would come. I was victimized. 

😆 I feel really bad....for Disco 😝😆

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Posted
6 hours ago, wacky1980 said:

now that's an abuse report i'd like to see.

"This post clearly implies that Georgia's 'Deliverance' level humidity makes it acceptable for anal violation by wandering toe. And wacky didn't even ask if she at least clipped them damn things first."

Hey, you asked. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, molarbear said:

I posted this in the Memes thread a while back but I still find it funny

dune spice.jpg

Indeed. They are already filling the stores with this pumpkin spice shit, and it's still 100 degrees where I live. 

Next, they will have pumpkin spice covid testing.

Posted
On 9/2/2020 at 3:20 PM, wacky1980 said:

all that sweat makes for better glide.

I fuckin threw up a little and some came out my nose cuz I was laughing 😬

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Posted
16 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I fuckin threw up a little and some came out my nose cuz I was laughing 😬

and that was like, the PG-13 version of what i really wanted to say. but mid is trying to play nice, and i want to support him in that.

no toe-squishing-sweaty-shit posts from me, no sir-ee!

 

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Posted
19 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

and that was like, the PG-13 version of what i really wanted to say. but mid is trying to play nice, and i want to support him in that.

no toe-squishing-sweaty-shit posts from me, no sir-ee!

 

The last part of your post. I heard that 😬😆

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