BlackNoir Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 How did you pass the time.... Situations like ran in for PI, I just slept it off....They usually let you go after 8 hours unless you did some other dumb shit to boot...Or disturbing the peace/miscellaneous mischief or whatever the shit it is called now, I usually watched TV until I made bond.....I've always had some sort of support outside the walls that i knew would come get me. But have you ever had an extended stay? Longest for me was 3 Months in DeKalb county in GA. They lost me in the system and I wound up having to stew....My mother was in MS, trying to get me out but GA has either lots of red tape, or they just didn't want me out (I was facing a felony larceny charge, but a good friend of mine got my shit reduced to theft by taking)....At any rate, I spent a lot of time playing chess, watching TV, and playing spades...after a while I picked up Gin....Which I barely remember how to play now. Reading was an option, but you had to be in for a while to use the library and I guess I didn't make that mark....Still, other inmates brought things to our dorm, but none of it was of any interest to me. Pretty much, once they let me smoke, I was ok with the situation....Although I did start to lose hope.....It was one hell of a surprise when at like 3am one morning they just let me walk out of the cell, dressed me out and told me I was free. It wasn't until later I found out who did it and had my charges reduced....But anyway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 One night in Ocean city Maryland, drunk tank. It was like a rite of passage tho.... the cops were cool to me and they let me keep my cell phone, this was 2002. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 28, 2020 Author Share Posted August 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: One night in Ocean city Maryland, drunk tank. It was like a rite of passage tho.... the cops were cool to me and they let me keep my cell phone, this was 2002. I got drunk tanked in 2007 right after my daughter was born...I went to my cousin's wedding and got pulled over.....I was texting the kid's mother from jail....I didn't even think about I shouldn't have a phone...But she did, and was like "Why the fuck are you lying, you can't have your phone in jail" and I was like "Oh shit, I better send a selfie"....It didn't occur to me how absurd that shit sounded. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I do this thing where I don't do crimes, piss off cops, or be black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Spent 23 days inside, violating probation by being an idiot drunk. And after all this new shit, pretty sure I was poisoned for a bet. My burps smelled like literal sewage and I shit out all of my guts. Not long after a guard had his hair dyed pink and styled in a gay way. Comin' straight from the underground! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I’ve been put through the system a few times. Central booking is crazy crowded, the sandwiches will kill you, other than that I don’t know shit cuz I was always kicking hard body on the filthy floor. real good times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 "Kicking hard body"? Google doesn't even know what to do with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Once when I was 15 for trespassing. Spent about two hours in a crappy cell, they let me go,got home and my dad beat my ass. Haven't been back since! 2/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: "Kicking hard body"? Google doesn't even know what to do with that I wanna say its got something to do with sneakers? I don't know kids slang these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 28, 2020 Author Share Posted August 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: "Kicking hard body"? Google doesn't even know what to do with that Withdrawals, dude. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 20 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: "Kicking hard body"? Google doesn't even know what to do with that It’s old slang for bad withdrawals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: It’s old slang for bad withdrawals. Ah... I suppose I could have assumed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Key West 1 night. I plotted revenge and slept 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Ah... I suppose I could have assumed. Lol it’s not pre-internet old, but no one using it could be bothered with the internet so it’s probably why its alternate meaning isn’t on there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Key West 1 night. I plotted revenge and slept Love that story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Lol it’s not pre-internet old, but no one using it could be bothered with the internet so it’s probably why its alternate meaning isn’t on there. it turned up baby kicking from within the womb.... so I thought I'd ask.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I think the rule of the internet is if you've ever been a mod on an internet forum, you definitely haven't been in jail. Prove me wrong, current and former mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Love that story I do not what a bad feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: I think the rule of the internet is if you've ever been a mod on an internet forum, you definitely haven't been in jail. Prove me wrong, current and former mods. Deus has been locked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Deus has been locked up And once they found out, they fired him! Spoiler He left of his own accord, but let me keep my theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: And once they found out, they fired him! Hide contents He left of his own accord, but let me keep my theory He didn't leave on his own...but, he tells it better than I can... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I think I was in a cop car once. Possibly in a holding cell? I would have been a minor at the time. My offence was being my sister's sister. Arrest by proximity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: He didn't leave on his own...but, he tells it better than I can... Oh man, the DRAMA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, jezebelthenun said: Oh man, the DRAMA. Its palpable. Aren't you glad I didn't show your pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 times. Once in the drunk tank. Was out in about 4 hours. Once for criminal trespass and terroristic threats. Out in an hour. Once for driving with a suspended license which I didn't know was suspended. At court, charges were dropped since it was proven I never received a notice of my license being suspended. Sat in the cop's car, hands cuffed behind my back for two hours with the windows up and no AC on in August. Got to jail and was put in shackles. I was out in about 4 hours. Had a douche bag put his hand on his gun when approaching me for a broken TAG light. After he had already come to my window and went back to his car, then came back with his hand on his little gun. Fuck the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 //> no I dont plan on being a bad citizen ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Its palpable. Aren't you glad I didn't show your pic? Pretty glad, gotta say 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 14 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: I do this thing where I don't do crimes, piss off cops, or be black. First 2/3rds: Solid advice Last 1/3rd: ITLS coming off the top rope 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 No, but I had a cop describe me as being "in custody". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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