Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 If you've been using a wheel cutter all your life, stop what you're doing and get a rocker. They're guaranteed to cut in a straight line, they're easier to wash and can be weaponize in the event of a zombie outbreak.
Greeny Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 I just fold the entire pizza in half and shove it down my gullet anyway.
Greeny Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 Toppings tend to ooze out when I try that. That's because you bite into it. Swallow it whole.
André Toulon Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 I don't think I've ever seen one for sale commercially, but then again I never looked. My wheel works great
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Posted March 5, 2017 I ran into a display of them at Dillons(Kroger where I'm at) and instantly had to buy it. Best decision of my life. No longer do I have to worry about crusty pizza buildup between the wheel and the handle.
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Posted March 5, 2017 Only if that's what you've know all your life. You'd never go back if you got a rocker. It's like when I first gave my mom an optical mouse to replace her ball one. At first she didn't get the point but now she refuses to use the ball mouse.
bnmjy Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 I google searched rocker and they only showed me pictures of rockstars and rocking chairs.
bnmjy Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 I included the word knife. I've seen those before, just didn't know what they were called.
lupin_bebop Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 True, but so can a wheel cutter. Minus the constant straight line.
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Posted March 5, 2017 I wouldn't call it reinventing. More like a superior alternative.
1pooh4u Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 Thanks man I been fucking myself up on those spinny jump offs for 20 years ::spin::
Admin Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 maeks sense dude that's not a rocker, that's an ulu knife.
Admin Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 GET YERSELF A GOOD OLD FASHIONED PAIR OF PIZZA SCISSORS
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Posted March 5, 2017 GET YERSELF A GOOD OLD FASHIONED PAIR OF PIZZA SCISSORS As seen on TV product strategy. 1. Invent a problem and convince people they have that problem. 2. Make useless product for said problem. 3. 4. Profit.
Still Me Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 but but....but.....my pizza cutter looks like the enterprise
stilgar Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 As seen on TV product strategy. 1. Invent a problem and convince people they have that problem. 2. Make useless product for said problem. 3. 4. Profit. Actually, most as seen on tv products were made with disabled people in mind but they can not advertise to just that demographic because then they will not make any money.
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Posted March 5, 2017 I usually just let burnt on stuff soak. It helps loosen whatever and gives me an excuse to wash it later.
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