Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 If you've been using a wheel cutter all your life, stop what you're doing and get a rocker. They're guaranteed to cut in a straight line, they're easier to wash and can be weaponize in the event of a zombie outbreak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I just fold the entire pizza in half and shove it down my gullet anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Toppings tend to ooze out when I try that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Toppings tend to ooze out when I try that. That's because you bite into it. Swallow it whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 I have so much to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 nah the wheel is still cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Or use a knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 I feel that I'm above such savagery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I don't think I've ever seen one for sale commercially, but then again I never looked. My wheel works great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Wheel works just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 I ran into a display of them at Dillons(Kroger where I'm at) and instantly had to buy it. Best decision of my life. No longer do I have to worry about crusty pizza buildup between the wheel and the handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Only if that's what you've know all your life. You'd never go back if you got a rocker. It's like when I first gave my mom an optical mouse to replace her ball one. At first she didn't get the point but now she refuses to use the ball mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I google searched rocker and they only showed me pictures of rockstars and rocking chairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 It'd help if you included the word pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I included the word knife. I've seen those before, just didn't know what they were called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 maeks sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 why reinvent the wheel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 True, but so can a wheel cutter. Minus the constant straight line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 I wouldn't call it reinventing. More like a superior alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Thanks man I been fucking myself up on those spinny jump offs for 20 years ::spin:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 maeks sense dude that's not a rocker, that's an ulu knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 GET YERSELF A GOOD OLD FASHIONED PAIR OF PIZZA SCISSORS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 GET YERSELF A GOOD OLD FASHIONED PAIR OF PIZZA SCISSORS As seen on TV product strategy. 1. Invent a problem and convince people they have that problem. 2. Make useless product for said problem. 3. 4. Profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 but but....but.....my pizza cutter looks like the enterprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 As seen on TV product strategy. 1. Invent a problem and convince people they have that problem. 2. Make useless product for said problem. 3. 4. Profit. Actually, most as seen on tv products were made with disabled people in mind but they can not advertise to just that demographic because then they will not make any money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Mentally disabled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 I usually just let burnt on stuff soak. It helps loosen whatever and gives me an excuse to wash it later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Ah, restaurant. That explains a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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