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Why is Vegeta so fucking salty


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8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Like bro Goku is stronger and could fuck your bitch

 Get over it. Can't turn a ho into a housewife bro. Also Krillen fucked a robot.

Hey hey, hold up man.

 

Krillin fucked an android.

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Fighting is the only way to assert dominance among Saiyans, and because Goku had long eclipsed him, Vegeta can only express impotent rage about his status as Second Best.

His crowning achievement is building a stable household with Bulma and smashing her regularly enough to have Trunks as a son. But in the world of Dragon Ball, having a domestic life is a sign of weakness.

Gohan was given the shaft for wanting to be a dad. Meanwhile, Goku is a deadbeat father on par with Ging Freecs, but happens to be the strongest being in the galaxy. You’re rewarded with power for being a piece of shit in this world, and Vegeta didn’t have the balls to go as far as Goku did. 

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33 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

I'm sure there are other ways 

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Saiyan women are notorious for being tough to the point that Goku and Vegeta gravitated towards their wives exclusively because they are ball busters. Chichi and Bulma don’t have the exact power level of women like Caulifa or Gine, but had everything been fine with Goku’s home planet, the ideal Saiyan family would likely be bodybuilder parents trying to dom each other every night.

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27 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said:

the ideal Saiyan family

According to Toriyama the norm was to hit it and quit it. Vegeta and Bardock staying with their partner apparently wasn't the norm. Also added that the only reason Goku is still with Chichi is that she won't leave his house. Goku more or less got tricked with the promise of food. Coincidentally though she was the strongest female on earth till android 18 was introduced.  Also not counting that giant guardian that Grandpa Gohan hooked up with, because dibs. I have a theory that bulma's blue hair might have been a draw for Vegeta. On a subconscious level he probably saw it as SSG .  Goku will probably have to find a new house though if the U6 saiyans ever show up. 

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19 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Vegeta comes to terms with getting Yamcha's used goods, then he finds out that Yamcha wasn't even the first to ruff that muff. 

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to be fair when he did this it was because he liked rubbing his face into his Grandpa's nuts and didn't know girls didn't have those



which raises questions about his Grandpa

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Bro Vegeta is unintentionally awesome by design.. The way the author has played this shit out Goku really can't do anything for himself and would be nothing without Vegeta as well since he's unreasonably stupid. Will Vegeta ever explode into a true super saiyan star...prolly not but find out next time on Dragonball blank:|

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On 7/16/2020 at 8:23 PM, That_One_Guy said:

Like bro Goku is stronger and could fuck your bitch

 Get over it. Can't turn a ho into a housewife bro. Also Krillen fucked a robot.

 

On 7/17/2020 at 8:05 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I don't know much about DBZ, but assuming we're talking about Android 18.... that's definitely something to envy.

 

On 7/18/2020 at 12:15 AM, Radical Left said:

cyborg

lets just split the difference and say he fucked metal, k?

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On 7/16/2020 at 8:23 PM, That_One_Guy said:

Like bro Goku is stronger and could fuck your bitch

 Get over it. Can't turn a ho into a housewife bro. Also Krillen fucked a robot.

because he is shorter and not as strong?

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