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27 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Yep. I still have one. It's the number that I put on any form that requires a number. That way if someone needs to call me [ or the number gets out to some idiot robo-spam list ] it goes directly to the answering machine and not to the cell phone. 

Lol you have an answering machine... does it have a cassette tape?

What does the message say?

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17 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Lol you have an answering machine... does it have a cassette tape?

What does the message say?

The cordless has a built in answering machine in the charger base, ya doofus. :P

I think it's the factory MAC-voice that it came with since it's mainly a spam catcher and most people calling random numbers for whatever reason don't like robo-answering messages. 

Funny enough stories though.

Story one - I had the cassette version in college and would change the message about once a week to something completely mental. A few of the things were -  'Funky Towel' from 'Joe's Apartment' , a soundbyte from the classic Batman series where he mentions Robin and the first thrusts of manhood, and assortments of upcoming seminars being offered including underwater basket weaving, creative leg-hair braiding, and milking spiders for fun and profit. It got to the point where one of the local morning shows would call just to get the answering machine. 

Story two - My previous kitty learned how to operate that answering machine. She would see the light blinking and play the message. All roommates had to be reminded to play the machine immediately when they got home from work because no light didn't mean no new messages. It usually meant the kitty had already enjoyed it. This was the same one that learned how to use the tv remote so she could watch tv whenever she wanted. When I had to get a new phone and it came with a built-in system, the old machine got donated and the kitty was pissed as hell about it because she could no longer reach the blinking lights. :D

Summary - nothing wrong with cassette answering machines other than being bulky monsters. 

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10 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

The cordless has a built in answering machine in the charger base, ya doofus. :P

I think it's the factory MAC-voice that it came with since it's mainly a spam catcher and most people calling random numbers for whatever reason don't like robo-answering messages. 

Funny enough stories though.

Story one - I had the cassette version in college and would change the message about once a week to something completely mental. A few of the things were -  'Funky Towel' from 'Joe's Apartment' , a soundbyte from the classic Batman series where he mentions Robin and the first thrusts of manhood, and assortments of upcoming seminars being offered including underwater basket weaving, creative leg-hair braiding, and milking spiders for fun and profit. It got to the point where one of the local morning shows would call just to get the answering machine. 

Story two - My previous kitty learned how to operate that answering machine. She would see the light blinking and play the message. All roommates had to be reminded to play the machine immediately when they got home from work because no light didn't mean no new messages. It usually meant the kitty had already enjoyed it. This was the same one that learned how to use the tv remote so she could watch tv whenever she wanted. When I had to get a new phone and it came with a built-in system, the old machine got donated and the kitty was pissed as hell about it because she could no longer reach the blinking lights. :D

Summary - nothing wrong with cassette answering machines other than being bulky monsters. 

This is a fun read.

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On 7/11/2020 at 8:54 PM, new_disease said:

Yeah you can. Last time I called to get new internet service they asked if I wanted home phone service too since it would be connected to the modem/router thing. 

Did you go for it?

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6 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

The cordless has a built in answering machine in the charger base, ya doofus. :P

I think it's the factory MAC-voice that it came with since it's mainly a spam catcher and most people calling random numbers for whatever reason don't like robo-answering messages. 

Funny enough stories though.

Story one - I had the cassette version in college and would change the message about once a week to something completely mental. A few of the things were -  'Funky Towel' from 'Joe's Apartment' , a soundbyte from the classic Batman series where he mentions Robin and the first thrusts of manhood, and assortments of upcoming seminars being offered including underwater basket weaving, creative leg-hair braiding, and milking spiders for fun and profit. It got to the point where one of the local morning shows would call just to get the answering machine. 

Story two - My previous kitty learned how to operate that answering machine. She would see the light blinking and play the message. All roommates had to be reminded to play the machine immediately when they got home from work because no light didn't mean no new messages. It usually meant the kitty had already enjoyed it. This was the same one that learned how to use the tv remote so she could watch tv whenever she wanted. When I had to get a new phone and it came with a built-in system, the old machine got donated and the kitty was pissed as hell about it because she could no longer reach the blinking lights. :D

Summary - nothing wrong with cassette answering machines other than being bulky monsters. 

This reminds me of a friends answering machine message that threatened the caller with the death of a kitten by mad scientist if they didn't leave their name, number and reason for calling.

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6 minutes ago, new_disease said:

At the time I did since i got a better discount if i had it included. but once the promotion was done i canceled that part of the service. i never had a phone connected to it 

eh, to each their own =P

 

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Unless you're a racist or you watch televised news....

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13 hours ago, Lasty said:

eh, to each their own =P

 

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Unless you're a racist or you watch televised news....

I dont even like using my cell phone for calls so I didn't want to have to purchase a phone to plug in. 

I don't consider many things important enough for a call, just text me first at least 😤

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On 7/11/2020 at 10:27 PM, Lasty said:

Is that a thing? I think I'd prefer to only answer the phone and return calls from the comfort of home.

I guess I could just leave my phone at home, but that wouldn't be quite the same...

yea...i miss payphone booths...which reminds me of futel...

 

1 hour ago, Belle Duckphine said:

digging through that thing is fun. people change tho.

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On 7/11/2020 at 11:27 PM, Lasty said:

Is that a thing? I think I'd prefer to only answer the phone and return calls from the comfort of home.

I guess I could just leave my phone at home, but that wouldn't be quite the same...

I ditched the landline.

After someone finally added a workable alternative in this area.

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